im a paranoid fuck and dont feel secure without having a weapon

step 1: dress in tricky ricks, yohjis and raf simons

step 2: load gun

step 3: insert in your mouth

step 4: pull triger

step 5: now you're secure

>>11193697
Knives or a bludgeon of some kind are more effay

Just don't live or walk near niggers and you'll be fine

>>11193781
cant bring a knife to a gun fight
>>11193785
i was mobbed by a white guy in a middle class neighborhood

glock 43

>>11193790

Nah. He was probably black, just wearing one of these masks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UzwfUlcOw

>>11193697
Get a concealed carry license. Behind the back or underarm holster. Gothninja should be plenty loose that you dont get a weird bulge from it (other than your murderboner).

get a psychologist you insecure beta cuck

>>11193790
Sounds like it was your fault then

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Get the most eeffaayy hand cannon anon, and wear it with pride

>>11195106
pfff I want to be safe not stalkin in da zone.

If you're overly paranoid please do not fucking buy a firearm you stupid shit.

Learn how to shoot, and take a ccw class if you're being serious about it which, if you were, you wouldn't wear full Rick anyways.
Though it's better than nothing, remember knives are primarily tools first. Don't expect to be able to do any fucking self-defense bladework effectively, unless you just plan on sneaking up on someone and shanking them

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>Autists from /fa/ are armed and paranoid

>>11195352
the fact you assume i havnt already says alot about you, i already have my license to conceal and carry i was asking what is the most acceptable way to do so. (rick owens was a joke if you couldnt already tell, literal autist)

>>11193697
merica

Are machetes /fa/? I going to Guatemala for the summer and need a CQC weapon.

>>11195537
>i was joking guys :^

do
>>11193769

>>11193769
You mad he can afford a gun & rick or what?

>>11195565
No, buy an actual blade, machetes are for branches.

>>11193697
do you live in the suburbs? lmao
i'm a 5'4 basically trap, living alone in jersey city my whole life, and have never needed a gun

>>11195537
people like you shouldn't even look at a firearm

Get a small handgun and keep it in the pocket of your cargobaskets, right next to your passport and sandwich.

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>>11193697

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Get somthing like this, there's also the shoulder option to where they sit under your armpits if you don't want it across your chest. Put it on before your final layer and you should be good
Mayne even an ankle holster

>>11195537
G-code has some pretty dope holsters if you like appendix carry.

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>>11195705
this is piratecore

dying is more effay than carrying a gun

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>>11193697

>>11193697
Shoulder holster

>>11193697
I understand owning a gun for self defense and keeping it at home, but feeling the need to carry one at all times guarantees you have a little dick.

>>11196621

w2c shirt?

>>11197634
>because he will fend off armed robbers with his dick
its quite obvious youre underage

>>11197666
look bottom left

>>11195754
dying is never /fa/. surviving is, life is all we got, only one chance.

I carry in a messenger bag. Appendix carry should be fine if you're wearing some kind of layer. If plain tees, go with the messenger bag with internal holster.

>>11197634
>but feeling the need to carry one at all times guarantees you have a little dick.
*guarantees you have an above-average intelligence.

FTFY. Only a mentally challenged person would choose not to excercise his god-given right to defend himself with effective means.

PS. Socialist yurocucks should hang themselves. That way, I could finally live as a free man on this godforsaken continent.

>>11195754
>unironically supporting civilian disarmament
Mao, go home.

I wish /pol/ would go.

>>11198254
>Mao, go home.
Maoists led guerillas and recruted civilians, so I don't understand your point.