I wish that I was Jesse Eisenberg. >hollywood actor >rich

They look like retard house escapees

>>11192404

I didn't know he was gay

good on him

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Not flashy, comfy, but not lazy

>>11192404
>>11192407
i bet when they get home they eat strange cheese and suck each others dicks

Mia is qt as fuck but probably shouldn't be.

This is pretty much how I dress. But with darker more muted colors and low key slip on vans.

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>>11192425
she's like the down to earth cute plain jane that would genuinely love you and not play weird high school games like purposefully not texting back or trying to make you jealous

>>11192431
>down to earth
I bet she eats her toenails and loves getting fisted until she shits

>>11192404
>Jesse Einsenberg
>severely autistic and unlikeable
You're already halfway there OP

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>>11192457
if that's not down to earth, idk what is

>>11192457
desu

>>11192404
>>11192463
nasty gf, you'd think the creator of fb would have enough money to attract qt's

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>>11192507
>jesse eisenberg
>creator of facebook
newfag alert
gtfo! xD

>>11192507
>creator of fb
kek

>>11192404
TIL Jesse Eisenstein shitposts on /fa/

>>11192548
these are 574s right?

>>11192560
lol its a god damn joke u kunt

>>11192570
Jesse Eisengard

i'd think this girl is fucking gross but i saw her in a movie once and i wanted to wife it. so yeah props to that nigga

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all he wears is new balance lol. based

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>eisenberg

>>11192626
what's this jacket?

so this is what the 4chan creator guy ended up being

>cute gf
?

>>11192404
is that Doctor Mootson? I thought he was dead!

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>>11192743
shit taste

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>>11192404
i feel you op

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>>11192507
>gr8 b8 m8
did you mean mark zuckerberg, inb4 he has an ugly wife.

Dude likes his NBs

>>11192576
>implying the joker didn't get joked

>>11192986

Take off your nametag, you dumb cunt. If not for apperance's sake then at least for security

>>11192404
>his gf is fuck ugly
>when he talks he sounds like he's trying not to jamble his words
>I don't like him

>>11192404
>tfw he seems like a pretty cool guy yet 4chan hates him because he's awkward and a bit Jewwy
I feel like the autist:normie ratio has shifted

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>>11192404
He got /fa/ as fuck after growing his hair and chemically straightening it.

Like /fa/, /fa/. Model-tier.

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>>11193369
Same. I blame /pol/ for advertising 4chan on stormfront and other heavily normalfag forums.

>>11192422
Still sounds better than any night you've had in a while, senpai.

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I wish that I was Jesse Eisenberg.

>jew
>american
>life on ultra-easy mode

I have no idea who either of these repulsive faggots are

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He's dating the girl from Maps to the Stars?

that's cool

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>>11193931
>you will never see them have bony awkward sex

fuck

word

>>11192404
He reminds me of moot in these pics

>>11193948
she looks like a trap

>>11192986
>>11192563
>>11192560

gOTTa LovE ThE nORmiES

>>11192413
Fokn kekd hard there mate

>>11195503
Whos that?

M00t?

>>11193450
Blame it on the fact that 4chan has been around since 2003 and it's 2016 and it's the fucking INTERNET? It was bound to become popular at some point. Fuck. 4chan isn't a secret club anymore and hasn't been for like a decade. Get the fuck over yourself.

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>>11192626
what is his jacket?!