>family goes to visit our relatives in England for a week
>cousins want to go out so we go out to see some friends of theirs
>i get dressed wearing pic related
>relatives live in a good neighborhood
>they go to some place that we would call the projects in americs some wonky concrete brutalist shit (seriously who the fuck still has brutalism?)
>walk up to the place see what we would call "wiggers" here in america all wearing nike and adidas sneakers and sportswear
>cousins are cool with these people
>they give me problems
>cousins tell them im american
>"eh bruv (and some other garbled bullshit I don't understand)
>"eh dem nike(which they don't even pronounce the right way) mate hdjsjxnjd(again what the fuck, and I thought it was australians who said mate)
>say something unitentionally taken as an insult
>another one says "eh you a hardman yeah bruv!?!?
>all of them want to fight me now
>i cant fight so i lock up and cant run and im in london some place i don't know
>turns out they want my shoes
>cousins in the apartment or whatever it is buying drugs
>they have me in an arm lock trying to take my shoes and im kicking trying to get out
>cousins come out right in time to get save me
I thought america was fucked up you brits are fucking insane, not saying Ill never go back but all for some fucking 90s nikes?
>>11086978
No one would ever want those you liar
>>11086988
im guessing he's talking about chavs or lads have you see those people?
>>11086988
187 Strassenbande would
>>11086988
uve never been to england have u
>>11086978
dont fucking wear roadman shoes if you aint roadman tings, if chavs fiund out you a phoney youll get smacked around
>>11087050
>>11087009
I literally live in the South-East of England I've never even seen a chav wearing such a dogshit shoe
>>11087060
ya blud, u aint no roadman
chavs are scum, im sorry you had to encounter such shit people. dont let it put england in too much of a bad light for you. :(
>>11087092
how many people walk by the tiny window you have in your basement?
>>11087009
op here
yes this is what they looked like
>>11086988
>>11087092
if you ever went outside you would know that the 95 is the favorite air max of drug dealers and urban types in general, i live in the US midwest and it's the same here
>>11086978
You did the equivalent of trying to get to know a bunch coons in chicago, wearing jordans, while your cousins were in the trap buying
nobody likes americans outside of america
>>11086978
I want these shoes so fucking bad