I'm moving to Paris this week. What should I pack to attract

Speak French

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>born in Montreal
>bilingual
>go to France
>they all pretend they can't understand me
>mock me to my face acting like I'm speaking gibberish when I can understand them perfectly

F-Fucking frogs

>>11059890
if you went to paris, this is to be expected. every paris people hate each other.
>been to Straßbourg, people were generally fine there

>>11059903
French people are just assholes in general

I live in Ontario right now, and when I was visiting relatives in Lachine someone spray-painted "GO HOME ENGLISHIT" on the side of my car in huge yellow letters, like holy fuck you assholes, I was born in Quebec, goddamn.

>>11059866
Don't go to Paris. It's shit. Try Roeun instead.

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>>11059961
Why would I go to a provincial shithole?

>>11059866
Tinder is a good way to find qt:s.

act cool
approach them (i.e. don't act TOO cool)
act confident
appear interesting
don't be offended when they make fun of you (they will)

>>11060121
Nice people, beautiful architecture, good food, cheaper hotels, same sort of clothing you'll be buying in Paris as I doubt you're going to be heading to get a bespoke outfit at a high end tailors.

Also far more likely to actually do anything with you.

>>11060121
>asks a Laotian mud sculpture review forum how to talk to girls
>thinks he has what it takes to be a Paris socialite

>>11060315
>projecting
At least I'm trying anon. We can't all live in our mothers basement forever.

do you speak the local language? you're gonna have a hard time getting around if you don't so i suggest you brush up on some basics so you can at least navigate the city. arabic is a hard language for english speakers but just a couple simple phrases can mean the difference between having a good or bad trip

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>implying France has been taken over by Arabs
Yeah go back to /pol/ you fucking idiot

>>11060494
france is the most islamic country in all of europe. what's been happening in germany, sweden, and the uk has been the norm in france for much longer

>Family is half French
>Look extremely french
>People ask if I'm French
>Friends have called me Frenchy
>Have very french surname
>I'm kind of an Asshole
>Somewhat narcissistic elitist

I'm a Frenchman who can't speak French.