Please help /fa/, what do I tell my barber to get my haircut

>>11020536
show him the picture

>>11020548
That doesn't work, I've tried it. The barber just nods and points to a picture of a different hairstyle they have on their wall.

>>11020553
Your barber may have the autisms.

>>11020553
go to a better barber

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LMAO
REVERSE HITLER STACHE???

>>11020536
The dick head with the landing strip

JUST

>>11020536

The skidmark

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Just tell him you want a memebowl.

>>11020595
my sides lmao

>>11020536
JUST

FUCK

MY

SHIT

>>11020553

maybe try getting out of North Korea? Just saying.

>>11020782
Kek

>>11020536
Do a Nike swoosh instead, or a basketball, rectangles are not fa.

>>11020782
KEK

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>>11020782
FUCK I laughed!

>>11020536
Tell him to fuck your bowlcut up

Do you have to be good looking for a haircut/style like this to work?

>>11020536
RP can only pull it off because he's a celebrity and good looking

don't do it OP

>>11020536
ask him to just cuck your shit up fag

I AM DATING FKATWIGS CORE CUT please barber

Get your friend to do it. It's easy.

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Imagine being on a date and for the entire time she only sees the front of your head. She thinks you look good with your tusseled-yet-managed looking hair and your strong jawline (Because you have to have a strong jawline or you wouldn't be on a date anyways)

After the date, you help her from her chair, walk to the door and open it for her. As you turn to grab hold of the doorknob, she sees the back of your head. When you turn around, she's fucking ghosted. Gone. Forever. You'll never see her again because you decided you'd like to live life with the visage Adolf Hitler chilling on the back of your head like Voldemort

>>11020536
Tell him to fuck your life up with a single trip to the barber.

>>11020782
KEKE

cut it yourself fag

reverse soul patch

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>>11020782

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>>11020668
>>11020602
>>11020595
>>11022042

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>>11020684
>>11020536
"Just drink my shit up"

>>11020536
just put a bowl on your head and shave everything below it down to a zero, then proceed to slather a shit ton of shaving cream on that area and shave it bare.

>>11020560
>>11020573
lmao this

>>11020536
just tell him you want to look like a mental patient from the year 1900

>>11020536
Janus Hitler

>>11020782
lmao

>>11020536
"ay I want a haircut that shows I identify myself as a light switch"
"say no more"

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>>11020782
Holy shit