What up, /fa/. Uhh. New here. So, here's my thing: I'm

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What up, /fa/.

Uhh. New here.

So, here's my thing: I'm a guy in his late 20s lookin to tackle a serious issue: personal man stink.

Summer's comin. It's gonna be fucking hot. And I, being a manly man, I make, and I sell, sweat. Normally this isn't that bad of a thing, I can handle even a soaked shirt, 'scool, it's not even why I'm here.

inb4 why live there aside, I wanna try something different this year to turn a few ladies' heads in the HR crew: smellin' fly as fuck all the damn time, despite the sweat.

Normally I don't do this. I'm a jeans, tshirt, shoes, fuck you kinda guy. I don't need your fucking blazer. Fuck off with your peacoat or whatever. Man-boots? For real? Please, are you going adventuring? Get real, pair of fuckin tennis shoes you twat.
About showering, erry other day, unless I've done something terribly dirty that day. Easy. I don't smell bad either unless I forget deodorant.

But smells, man. Some smells make me flinch, and I want like a go-to thing I can dab on me like oil or a spray that's not stupid expensive and gets wasted on my watery-ass skin. Anything with alcohol in it, I might as well be pouring down the drain. Lasts 30 seconds in a hot car here.

Also, it cannot contain patchouli. That's one of those smells that make me like, get the fuckin willies or whatever and I like it only on women that I am in the process of being near to or possibly boning in the next twelve minutes only.

So yeah, ideas?

TL;DR I'm a dude who doesn't want to wear patchouli so please recommend unto me a good smell that's oil-based preferably.