Reminder that a black coffee and a cigarette is the god

It's funny how /fa/ has pretensions of being a board full of skinny white cigarette-smoking certified chilling on the street corner "coolest people on 4chan" fuccbois but one girl posts a grainy picture of a pleasant body in some boring ass clothes and suddenly you all turn into gibbering goobninja virgins harassing gas station clerks in your sick raf hi tops with dickies jeans and getting into your 1999 pontiac sunfire to go back to your parents basement and drink the energy drinks you bought while masturbating to pictures of fags on lookbook and telling yourselves that the reason you don't post fits in WAYWT is because its 2dope2cope but really you're just fat

>>10983931
fatty mad huh

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>>10983928
Enjoy your cancer, faggot

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>>10983931

>>10983931
/thread

I find that it's a good substitute for a nap, but not a good substitute for a meal.
If you want /fa/ meals, it's best to go with something very simple, but with high end ingredients.
For example, toast and butter, cheese and meat, rice and steamed veggies, 4 ingredient salads, sliced fruit, eggs, etc.

I thought fashion was about dressing well, but apparently you autists also want the 'lifestyle' which comes with it, which usually just sounds try-hard, pretentious and, ultimately, completely fake. Enjoy pretending to be what you're not

>>10983931
That's cause fa is full of teenagers and instagram cool kids

>>10984004
True
>>10983931
TRUE

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>>10983928

This.

I just had an Oreo.

>>10983928
Daily reminder, that it is not. Being a weak skinny cunt is not fashionable.
>>10984014
this


Cant blame you tho, you're teens, probably loners, you want to belong. You'll grow out of it.

>>10984014
This is the biggest problem this board has, all types of retarded ass fucking "lifestyle" threads are alive without mods doing fuck all about them. That and /soc/ shit

>>10984027
This feels very aussie to me desu

>>10984045
>Being a weak skinny cunt is not fashionable.
Of course it is.

>>10983928
>>10984027

>they dont even smoke cigars
>no bagel
>no omelette

top pleb

>>10984066
Cigars smell so bad. I've never smoked one but I've been around cigar smokers and shit is disgusting.

>>10984067

cigars smell bad? what the shit is wrong with you? They smell so much nicer than bland, bitter normal fags, they have actual fragrance and taste.

>>10984066
>>no bagel
>>no omelette

Fatty.

>>10984066
enjoy your solid foods, fatty

>>10983931
rekt

>>10983928
whole wheat toast
two sunny side up eggs
spinach
tomato
^^^^my breakfast every morning. quick easy and healthy.
>skipping breakfast
have fun gaining weight

>not cigar and cappuccino

>>10984375

>Fatting your coffee up.

>>10984402
>not fatting your coffee up

>>10984404

How are you going to fit in hedi's trousers anon?

I do intermittent fasting due to my diabetes so nothing until 12-1

>>10983931
savagery

6 eggs
2 pieces of toast with 150g of hummus of 50g of peanut butter
Green tea for dem revigoration gains
2 carrots
Whey

If your breakfast isn't at least 50% of this as a male you're a waste of life

17yo-core

>>10984428
>6 eggs
come on anon, i don't believe in the whole anorexia is the only way to be effay thing anymore but that's just too much

>>10984428
>Hummus and PB on the same slice

That sounds really a disgusting combination.

>>10983931
pretty good, but read like shit. use punctuation.

>less than 200lbs
>adult male

choose one

>>10984428
>not an 800 calorie protein shake + 150g of rolled oats, 2 spoons of peanut butter, frozen raspberries and cinnamon powder

never gonna make it

>>10984428
3 slices of toast, heavily buttered
an entire can of heinz baked beans
sometimes a shake with 30g of soy protein and 10g cacao powder

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>>10983931
Kek'd

>>10984931
>>10984428
What's up with liftbros and peanut butter?

>>10985004
It's full of calories and protein.

#1 best meal is a blunt and coffee

>>10985001
someone was autistic enough to literally make this just to hate on someone else

>>10985001
>The day had, finally arrived
Stopped reading right there.

>>10985011
nig nog

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>>10983931
/fa/ ON SUICIDE WATCH HOLY SHIT

10/10

>>10983931
hanging myself rn

>>10983931
Nice run on sentence and nice projection.

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>>10984027
>coffee in a glass
my nigga

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>>10983931
>what is projecting

Fruitarian checking in

>>10983931
Project more , let me guess , you're that roastie that posted in waywt with uncovered tummy and shitty fit ?

>>10983928
why even post this

>>10983928
cigarettes are god tier digusting-core

>>10985294
I have been looking for that gif forever, thanks anon

>be hospitalized (evaluation ward for nutjobs)
>patiens drink coffee & smoke cigarettes non-stop
>they are then put to sleep with benzos and antipsychotics

this is the best ride

>>10983975
cringe

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>>10983931
you probably thought this was gonna be a real BTFO post as you were typing it out

>>10987482
went to a youth ward and they wouldn't even stock caffine in any form.

>>10983931
U r gay lol

>>10983931
pls kys you fat piece of shit

>>10986805
>>10986748
>>10985330
shitty armchari psychology makes me irrationally upset. "hurr durr projection hurr" is such a shitty dismissal of someone's statement

>>10983936
>>10984620
>>10985330
>>10986748
>>10986805
>>10987491
>>10987520
>>10987551
>newfags getting baited by 2 year old pasta

dear oh dear

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>>10983931

The one that wrote this >>10983931 is a brit from /brit, >>>/int/55463695

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>>10987779

>>10984977
>EATING SOY AS A MALE
YOU FELL FOR THE VEGAN JEW
ENJOY YOUR BREASTS SENPAI

>>10983931
Laughed my fucking ass off rn

>>10984066
>top pleb

>doesn't smoke cigars
>doesn't drink Italian espresso
>doesn't eat a brioche every morning

You're all top plebs faggots

>>10984083
true this

>>10984375
>>10988108
Milanese spotted

>>10983928
>>10984027
>>10984066
>>10984373
>>10984428
>>10984931
Not bad.

Personally, my breakfast is:
>Oatmeal
>Yogurt/Honey
>Walnuts
>Cold brewed green tea

>>10984045
>Daily reminder, that it is not. Being a weak skinny cunt is not fashionable.
lmaooooo

>>10988136

Also delicious as fuck but I prefer a bit more substance. Yoghurt and honey is a god tier snack though.

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>>10986740

I use a Riedel tasting glass most off the time.
It might be a placebo but it lifts the flavours up a bit.
And it's so delicate and dainty in contrast to the coffee I drink, like a powerful man with thin hands.

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>>10983931
he's not wrong fa

>>10987491
>typing

how new

>>10988136
>cold brewed green tea
idk if its really obvious, but was is cold brewing something

>>10984488
Post twink boipussy pls

>>10988593
cold brewing is when you just brew tea with cold water. takes longer but tastes better for some people. it's a known fact that cold brew teas (such as green tea) have significantly less nutrients and caffeine and whatever as compared to hot brew teas.

>>10985004
Easy, cheap source of calories and good fat with some half decent protein macros. Just gotta make sure your peanutbutter doesn't have added sugar and other bullshit. The best peanutbutter should be just peanuts and salt.

>>10985294
That gif is cool af desu

>>10985001
>zeigeist

coffee and cigs both stain and make your teeth yellow

how do you avoid this lads?

>>10983928
>stained teeth
>phlegmy cough
>lung cancer
so effay

Cigarettes are disgusting. Get sick to my stomach after taking a few puffs.

>>10988722
suck dick for jaw gainz, cash for cops and the jizz whitens your teeth, win, win, win.

>>10988617
but doesn't the water have to be boiled in order to be infused. am i being very stupid?

>>10983931
epic paste freindo *<:-)

>>10988722
Get them whitened?

>>10988426

BOKEHWHORE

Cute glasses>>10988817

>>10988857
huh

>>10984428
7 egg CMON

>>10984428
>150g of hummus of 50g of peanut butter
what the fuck
there's more hummus and peanut butter than there is bread then

>>10983928
>not a hand rolled cigarette in a licorice paper

>>10988920
The 90s are over, Johnny.

>>10983931
M A D
A
D

>>10988768
Nope, like al chemical reactions adding heat will speed the process up, but it still brews. I find the taste to be less acidic.

>>10989169
M A N
A
N

>>10984066
Cigars are ruined for me because I've seen too many 19 year old frat bros smoking cigars in their pastel shorts with polo shirts at the golf club acting like they are the epitome of masculinity, and it just ruins the image.

>>10983928
Teeth.

>>10989293
love green tea so will def try this. thanks for the tip

>>10984004
man, you're a fucking loser

>>10989293
I can vouch for this, I cold brew all the time, it makes for a far richer flavor too. I just load up a tea ball, fill a mason jar with water and let it sit in the fridge all night. Real tasty shit, easy to prepare lots at a time

>>10988738
baby

>>10983931

HOOLEY SHIT

Why does it seem like smoking is still a pretty big thing in Europe, particularly France? Did the whole anti smoking thing never get over there?

>>10991220
I live in Atlantic Canada and it seems smoking is becoming more and more popular amongst young people.

>>10983928
You are badically a fedora-tier subhuman

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>>10983931
fuck shit damn dude, just gonna roast like that

>>10983931
lol, i love this so much

fucking screen capped/10

>>10983928
Modern d(edge)neracy NotFA
8

>>10991477

you like it so much you forgot you wrote it

>>10991494
*ba dum tis*

but naw, I just thought it was hilarious

>>10983931
0 chill

You must have a lot of shit to get together
damn

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>>10987775
>>10987781

>>10983931
god tier meme

>>10983931
Hell yeah, a new copypasta :^)

>>10990597
Can you do this with a tea bag?

>>10988136
>cold brewed green tea

just ask your mom for permission to use the stove

>>10983928
>sucking on a small brown tip is effay
sounds about right

>>10983928
Not much of a smoker, never really got into.
The blackest of black for coffee though!
Shits the only thing I drink nowadays

>>10983975
The Fuck is wrong with you

>>10984014
I Screencapped this

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>>10984027
>>10983928

How about a joint and a tea?

>>10991358
good for you homeboy
cigs are such a turn off. had crush on girl then she sat next to me a reeked of cigs
instant disgust

>>10983931
he's right ya know

>>10983931
>being this salty
i'm 6'1, 140lb. breakdance fight me irl fgt

>>10983931
Nigga went off!

>>10987560
>hurr durr
So how's 2009 treating you?

>>10994920
nice

>>10994920

w2c cup

>3 cups of black coffee
>Lemon water
>Banan
>Avocado
>Coconut oil

We healthy now.

>>10983931
yeah well your face

what the fuck you gonna do now senpai?

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/fa/ help me, I'm falling for this meme after nth thread on here and other forums. What cigs should I get? Am I going for the highest nicotine content?

>>10997164
DESU not too sure, was at a friend's house post party for this but I think they came free with PG tips (terrible tea). Should be pretty easy to find though from Amazon or similar

>>10998328

I suppose camels are a safe bet. Not trashy but not as tryhard as gaulouses. They're pretty mild though and don't make a beginner's head spin, dunno if it's the nicotine.

but pls don't fall for this meme

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>>10998350
thanks, will get them later in the day. I realize it sounds terrible but honestly I could use something to replace a single meal time in the day. getting close to weight loss goal so the deficit at which I started feels too slow now. I'm good at handling my drugs(experimented with heavy omg-so-addictive shit for months at a time until I got bored) so there's no way this will turn into a full addiction.

>>10984027
this like always every morning

Gauloises blondes bleu
with
Black Nespresso Coffee

you are my man !

yesterday I had a slice of pizza, 2 two litres of red wine, and three lines of mdma. this isn't a rarity and my body is disintegrating

>>10997165
>3 cups of coffee
>healthy

classic /fa/ logic

>>10983928
ok what is more effay cigarettes or roll your own?

>>10983931
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

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>>10998361
Dude, no matter how easily you handled addictions before you're always going to be able to get cigarettes so easily, when buying cigarettes just becomes a routine you don't even think about it like that. Just don't do it man.

>>10998645
Literally walking into the store rn, thanks for caring but really I'll just report back in couple months when I quit and my goal is complete

>>10998361
Don't. My aunt died of cancer two months ago. Last year it was my uncle. And the year before that was another aunt. All in their 50s.

I've had my share of drugs in large amounts and the only one I got addicted to is nicotine.

>>10983928
How about just doing whatever the fuck you want to do and not worry if a cigarette in your mouth will get you pussy or make you look cool. Also not eating is pretty bad for your health.

>>10998408
>2 two litres of red wine
jesus christ

I'm a big drinker myself but this sounds excessive even to me.

>>10998701
Well good luck, seriously I wish you the best. I smoked for a week before I could tell I had symptoms and just tossed the carton in a bin.

>>10984004
True, only an idiot would use this for nutritional value. But it's a hell of a stimulant

>>10988136
sounds tasty, but really, cold green tea sounds horrible.

>>10998397
>nespresso
>getting cucked by Nestle
Hope you enjoy real coffee some day friend

>>10984027
>>10994920
nice!

>>10997165
what you just eat coconut oil straight? that shit aint right

>>10998328
I thought this movie was actually pretty cool. But fuck cigs you're actually an idiot if you start smoking

>>10998438
Cigarettes are way more effay.