im not fucking joking, I wanted to get the cdg converse but my wife won't let me get the shoes, she said if i buy them, if she sees me wearing them shes gonna step on them and dirty them!!! shes abusing my streetwear cred. i got my fuckin supreme camp cap and nice fresh sexy jeans sexier than my mom, but the cdg's are the last thing to complete my fit so my whole city goes on fire
i just wanna get my fuckin supreme air horn and wake her up at 3 am everyday and replace all her expensive art materials with supreme pencils while putting supreme x hentai stickers all over the car and go on a fancy 5 star dinner date with her with my toshio maeda x supreme hoodie with the girl getting fingered on her pussy
i need to spend 125 on a fuckin heart bois
it hurts me so bad that i cant get cdg's that my own heart is growing eyes
help me, im dead serious.
terrible bait
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>>10732538
stay off reddit please
>>10732538
Your wife is a keeper, OP. Be glad that atleast one of you has taste.
>>10732538
>toshio maeda x supreme hoodie
lmao that's actually real
Brad Pitt in Fight Club couldn't pull it off.
10/10
>2015
>being married
ishiggy digy wiggy mitty shigg
Listen to your wife, she has better taste than you.
>>10732538
If you're old enough to have a wife, you're old enough to stop dressing like a child.
>wife
fucking disgusting normie
Semi-related question-- how do I get my wife's son to stop making fun of my shoes???
>i didn't know I was married to a gay man
Either b8 or you're retarded.
Please divorce her if this isn't b8.
>>10736367
if this isn't b8 consider hara-kiri
w2c that wash denim?
dont do it bud. my ex wife's son has been teasing me ever since i got mine
>>10738179
ebin
kill your wife
this could have been somewhat funny but you went overboard with it
>>10732538
If you're contemplating CDGs there is no way you have a wife.
>>10738415
the fuck does that even mean
>>10732538
El divorce-o
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>>10732540
Could also just be a little joke.
>>10732538
Did you ask her son for an opinion on the shoes?
>>10732538
why are those proportions on those shoes so unbalanced? needs to be longer. they look like toddler shoes