daily reminder that its impossible to be effay if you have

>>10686884
yurk wtf

>>10686884


I'm a straight male who smooths, buffs, files and has a basecoat layer on nails so they look ultra shiny and cute ((((:

>>10686923
show them or you are lying

ewwww fuck. i hung out with a kid when i was younger with fingernails like that i didn't understand why they looked like that

I hope you actually make this a daily reminder, i need it.

>>10686939
>i hung out with a kid when i was younger with fingernails like that i didn't understand why they looked like that
IIRC it has a lot to do with diet.

http://www.agoyangyang.com/hand_reading_4/hand_reading_4.html

>The elementary hand in appearance is short, stubby and clumsy-looking, with a thick heavy palm, short stubby fingers and short badly formed nails. Persons possessing the elementary hand have low meantal capacity and very few lines are found on such hands.

>Such a type of hand indicated a slow thinker, devoid of ambition, shrewd in some ways where his immediate material interest is concerned, but unable to grasp any ideas not related to his own environment. He can be roused to sudden fury when goaded beyond his own understanding.

>>10687024
shit man most people with hands like that bite their nails. looks pretty obvious to me. i doubt diet has half the blame on this.

>>10687072
Wait, aren't we talking about the cuticles though? Like, I had no idea nail biting had an adverse effect on cuticles.

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>>10686884
ya whole hand is dumb shit looks like a foot

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Tfw patrician fingernails

>>10687173
What? Not just cuticles, the whole nail is fucked.

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>>10687201
Holy cow, you're right. His hand does look like a foot. Even his nails look like they belong on a foot

>>10687061
What hand type would you say I have?

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>>10687276
Forgot pic

>>10687282
Normal, slightly wide. Nothing special, could be way worse.

man and i thought i had short nailbeds

thankfully i have nice hands

>>10686884

Naillets, when will they learn?

>>10687173
yeah, the cuticles are fine, they are just pushed or something, but for fucks sake, those nails look fucked up. saliva and constant biting made the nails recede a lot, they're a bit swelled because of it... man, the cuticles are the least of that guy's problems.

>>10687282
Clip those. I can see the dirt under them from here.

>>10687173
>>10686939
>>10687217
>>10687324
>>10687355

if you didn't know yes that is the hand of a chronic nail biter

disgusting scum of the earth really. If i see someone gnawing on their fingertips like a autistic retard my opinion of them drops to zero.

Such an effeminate, weak habit.

>>10687282

cut your nails you hobo fuck

>>10687282
>dirt under nails
2/10 would not let u finger me. We could hold hands though

>>10686923

Why a basecoat? Smooth and buff is enough for a nice shine without looking full homo.

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r8 my tiny feminine skeleton hands

>>10687483
7/10 would let you finger me

>>10687483
looks kinda greasy or clammy, did you ever break your pinky?

otherwise good hand family 7/10

>>10687483
nails too long for my tastes. If you were my bf I would ask you if I could cut them before I let you touch me inappropriately.

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>>10686884
;-; I'm a fucking alien senpai

>>10687690
8/10 would let you do whatever you want to me

>>10687572

I put lotion on like 30 minutes ago so that's prob why, also now that you mention it yeah my pinky looks weirdly bent in the picture, never broken it though and it's actually not that bent irl, I think it's just the angle + my fingers being all spread out.

>>10687602
Too long for my taste too, I'll get to that today anon, need to go buy new clippers because mine disappeared and I have no qt3.14 gf to touch lewdly so I forgot to buy them when I went to the store last time.

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>>10686884
Please help me stop, guys. I've tried the disgusting nail polish thing. Didn't help, I just powered through it.

I bite my nails and fingertips every day, sometimes to the point of bleeding. Have for as long as I can remember.

Please help

>>10686884
White people

>>10687690

smooth/buff your nails they look really dull, otherwise B+ vnice hands

>>10686884
why do you have toenails pictured

>>10687718

Wear gloves/bandages/tape on your fingertips or a face mask. Or if you can catch yourself when you realize you're doing it cross your arms.

If it's more anxiety based than habit, figure out something less destructive to do. For example one thing I do now is just tense and then slowly untense your muscles from the bottom to the top of your body, like do your feet and then your calves and then your thighs and then your abs and then your diaphragm etc.

>>10687690
file them a little, they seem jagged and dangerous. other than that p. nice wouldholdhandswith/10
>>10687705
get a nail file too if you don't have one, and save your future gf some internal damage.
>>10687718
what if I ask you nicely to stop? idk maybe try wearing gloves? carry around a nail file and get addicted to filing them instead of biting them??? iDK just please stop

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boarding the hand r8 train

>>10687894
shave your arms unless youre somehow a man with those hands

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r8

>>10687903
nice knife your grip looks "weak" though 7/10

>>10687903
9/10 made me blush and id let you cut me

>>10687903
what knife

is there any way to make your hands look more attractive?

>>10687718
same familia
nothing helps

>>10687894
pretty good!

>>10687918
it was a demonstration so I wasn't hamfisting it

>>10687949
Shirogorov Пoлyчeткий model. They go for over $2500 when they do pop up

>>10688030
would you cut me though or no ;-;

>>10688041
I'd cut you and make you lick your own blood from my blade :3

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>>10688041
>>10688048

>>10687718
had this problem my whole life and then I just stopped

Is it possible to be still be effay even though I have to keep my nails on my left hand really short, and on the right hand really long for guitar?

>>10687901
i am a man

>>10688048
•////• that's really hot. th-thanks qt

>>10688054
are you jelly, anon? maybe i'll let you cut me too

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Tfw

>>10688106
eww

>>10688106
1/10 would hold hands with still

>>10688106
you're not even a good nail biter, there's so much there to eat, it's like you dig deep in one spot but left the rest, you have to eat it all my family

>>10688146

notice my little finger nail is longer than the others because i have been trying to stop biting them for some weeks now..i am making progress hopefully soon all my nails will be the same length..but i keep biting the skin without realizing

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clipped my nails for effeh :*

>>10688190
8/10 cute fingers pls grope me~
is that an eraser shaving on your hand?

>>10688204
na bb my camera is brokn like my heart if we dont try anything :**

>>10688217
only if you are okay with being my second husband cause knife anon is my first (*^ω^*)

>>10688253
knife anon sees your infidelity and demands you post your hand meow

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R8 my tiny fingers

>>10688190
awesome hand!

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I trimmed them yesterday in a rush.

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Saw Crumb today, amazing documentary.

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I hate the tip of my fingers.

don't you people know how to resize a fucking picture

>>10688301
love Crumb i've probably seen it 2-3 times.

>>10688301
hot

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I think I got wierd hands guys

>>10688331
Dude, it has so many different things going on at the same time. The whole family ordeal, his fame as a representative of a different type of femininity and his blatant misogyny. Plus, that it seems to be a project that the film maker was heavily invested in personally (Seriously, check out the film adaptation of Ghost World).

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i think my hand is most fa on this page

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>>10688435
ignore boo boo on pinkie; cut myself peeling carrots

why is photo turned?

>>10688321
Why? Is it a size thing?

>>10688357
Dude, your thumb is a bit lower than I would normally expect, the rest is fine. If any, you'd have an advantage at thumb wrasslin'

>>10688301
Girly man or manly girl? Armhair throwing me off.

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For knife anon <3

Sorry for shitty pic ;-;

I honestly don't understand how it's even possible to cut them that short. Wouldn't they grow into your skin? Mine have always protruded. It also looks really uncomfortable, your finger stubs would just be touching everything and they'd get filthy. Like if I'm eating a cookie, I'll grasp it with my fingernails to keep my fingertips clean. If you have no protruding fingernail, your stubby fingertips would just get dirty and greasy.

>>10688442
yeah tip is too small, I recently started rock climbing, hopefully it will give me alpha male hands.

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Who else /elitenailbiter/ here?

Been biting my nails all my life, still look amazing because im so good at it

>>10688456
I personally think it makes them seem dexterous. Hope it's not your only reason to start rock climbing.

Also, keep climbing, get those alpha shoulders/ back muscles. Fingertips don't matter that much.

>>10688442
Man, currently wearing a pink wolf shirt.

>>10688474
nah I'm doing it because I like it, and needed a new hobby but yeah also to keep myself fit

>>10686884
i do not eat the nails, but i eat at my cuticles and the skin around my nails all the way up until like the first joint on the finger

what do i do

>>10688447
Did you put those fake nails on just for me? Aw, you shouldn't have. Seriously, you shouldn't have, I bet your natural nails are cute enough c:

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>>10688503

why did you write this post man

>>10688442
They feel too wide desu

>>10688503
you wish, senpai. i already had them on all week :^) my real nails are mediocre. hope u can forgive

>>10688529
because I genuinely do not like fake nails. They are trashy, on the same tier as tattoos of chinese characters or excess facial piercings

>>10687903
nice

>>10688559
They look fine on her tbqh.

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r8
pls be gentle

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R8

>>10688559
sorry :P

>>10688585
thank

>>10688594
Judging you really had for wearing that sweatband.

>>10688612
I always wear them ;-; sorry anon </3

>>10688612
Looks like there are cuts underneath them.

>>10688633
yep

>>10688618
Judging you even harder if it is due to self harm.

Seriously. Respect yourself.

>>10688594
You need to.pay for that ham before you leave the store, miss.

>>10688447
Everything about this is really cute.

>>10688594
chubby fingers,poor circulation,spider veins/10

>>10687208
too much glare but they look nice from what I see
>>10687282
dirty but well shaped
>>10687483
cut nails
>>10687690
pretty good

>>10688643
That's their secondary purpose, I just like them desu. But I'll keep your words in mind, anon.

>>10688668
thank you!

>>10688594
pretty nails :o

>>10688730
Thanks <3

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My hands are fucking beautiful t b h family

Long, skinny, no hair.

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>>10688721
I'm fucking serious. It's only been of late that I seem to be able to handle life a bit better. Two years ago was hell, suicide-attempting, self-cutting, cigarette-burning, alcohol-binging, pill-popping, hell.

Take it from me, your self-preservation instincts will drag you to it, chance will keep you alive, and you'll feel like you're stuck here. It's not worth going through that, since all that it swallows up is time best spent improving.

>>10688609
It's ok, you're hands are still cute, despite the fake nails. The most feminine in the thread yet. If you have a dick then consider me tricked ;)

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I just realized how weird my hands look. R8

>>10688746
>brown
>not pale
>shit texture

I don't think so senpai.

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is there still hope for me /fa/?
I bite them but I'm trying to hold back

>>10688746
They look burnt and horrid. Why do the worst looking people have such high confidence?

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>>10688746

>>10688074
> BEING A FINGERPICKING FAG

>>10688106
Every time you get out of the shower push your cuticles back and you'll be okay, they won't split like that anymore. It's all your cuticles.

FUCK

Yesterday I lost half liter of blood from my fingers because I can't stop ruining my nails.

Any tips?

>>10688441
No you still need to file but you're getting there.

>>10688730
Fuck knife-douche, he's petty af. You can be my gf.

>>10688816
buy the disgusting nail polish stuff, if not put a rubber band on your wrist and flick yourself when you bite them causing negative association

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>>10688849
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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But Pink from work but eh

>>10687894
>alchemy

>>10688594
kill yourself fatty

>>10688760
thank you. once they fall off i wont wear them anymore.

>>10688849
lol he's still my husbando

>>10687894
hey, wanna commit blasphemy AND hold hands. I'm >>10688301

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>>10687718
Hey /fa/m

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>>10688940
Bumping with questions on how to stop

>>10688766
>>10688781

Talk shit post hands faggot.

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>>10688947
Thumb skin is starting to split and i keep biting the under nail off my pointer finger
>and its starting to bend

>>10688958
Armando?

>>10688947
I stopped, ironically, by picking up smoking. Though it returns when I'm stressed for longer periods. Nail polish helps. Coloured if it makes you feel humiliated. All the better even, more negative stimuli and further reason to quit nailbiting.

>>10688792
I play folk music. Can't really get around it.

>>10688900
You're an asshole, bruv. If she didn't like your hand so much, I'd take her for myself, faggot.

It looks worse when bite the skin around, beneath the fingernail and bite the layers off the nail itself fraying the cuticle.

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>>10688970
Not anymore
>>10688975
I thought about smoking pot but since i still (unfortunately) live with my parents i am hesitant to do so. 18 no ban pls

>>10688905
>2016
>not transmuting base metals into gold

smhtbqh family kin

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Reight

>>10688927
I usually only hold hands with girls but we can thumb wrestle and practice cool handshakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7XPljceUw

>>10687718
chew gum

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out of my way, peasant-hands

all-natural, ultra-smooth perfect skelly hands coming through

and I STILL bite my fingernails

>tfw people are actually unsettled at how soft my hands are

>>10688447
omg girl, your arm looks so tiny

>>10689356
i would never guess that you bite your nails they look normal

>>10688824
what do you mean i need to file? figner nails are angle perfect
i dont have disgusting hygiene

>>10689389
the secret is to not use your front teeth, but instead use one canine and wedge em off like a can opener

>>10687374
Dude calm THE FUCK DOWN

>>10688469
That's not something to be proud of, dipshit

>all these disgusting long nails

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rate it

>>10687394

Basecoat protects from scratches and shit and can easily be removed and redone, for a constant gleam

>>10689569
literally fucking disgusting my man, you could've filed at least

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wtc mass

>>10689078
...No

Just paint your nails a cringey colour and stop biting nails because of soul crushing humiliation.

Waaaay cheaper, also pot is for lazy, useless people or makes people lazy and useless. Unless you have an ironclad work ethic and tons of motivation, don't get started on pot.

>>10687718
Congratulations, you now have a reason to use gloves with your fits.

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Arguably one of my better features.

How can I make my nailbeds longer? Mine are so tiny it's disgusting.

>>10689569
Sausage + ugly nails

POST PALMS, FUCCBOIS

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>>10689939
How to fix this ugly shit? Is it even possible?

>>10689928
Lol you are so gay desu

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>>10690002
Alas, I can't really argue with you there...

I guess there might actually be something in the index finger:ring finger ratio thing, seeing as mine are 1:1 on both hands (to within a millimetre or so).

>>10689965
Sigh... if you insist anon.

I have skellehands. I get some compliments tho.

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>>10690107
Forgot pic.

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Boarding

>>10690130
Wow you have short fingers

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Vagina fingering hand

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>>10690150
They actually are kinda long, it's just that they are facing the screen in the other pic

>>10690153
not wit those nails

>>10690266
Why you putting tipp-ex on there??

>>10689356
best itt desu senpai

rate mein hands senpai

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>>10690389
forgot pic

>>10690396
Okay, a little short though

>>10690396
Ew wait hairy shit you have there

>>10688277
dawg get thy ass to a doctor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_clubbing

>>10690366
cause i´m a faggot

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How are my nails?

>>10688277
Dawg, is yo fingers the next refraction phenomenon?. Maybe they are warping into another dimention, >>10690444 don´t listen to this anon, theres no doctor for such shit, got to the NASA or CIA man.

>>10690514
What are those abominations

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>>10690514
frog/10, Jeremy Renner and Mickey Rourke would be proud of you

You might want to visit your doctor for that clubbing though, it can be a sign of heart disease (and lung and liver conditions, among other things).

>>10690514
would suckle

>>10690524
fingernail clubbing

>>10690526
Uh-oh. My father has some kind of a heart problems, not anything serious afak but he does have a medication for that. He's now 62.

>>10690538
It looks like you have splinter hemorrhages too. Not trying to scare you but it couldn't hurt to see a doctor about this. (I'm not a med student or anything btw but a couple of years ago I had a little hypochondriac obsession about this.)

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>>10690109
>crocs

>>10688594
Wth is that shit on your nails?? Anyway, short sausage fingers, ugly

>>10690574
>It looks like you have splinter hemorrhages too
Nope, I was just lubing my bike's chain so that's just dirt.

>>10690637
aight, one thing less to worry about

>>10686884
thanks for rthe reminder friendo.

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Just post, don't read!

>>10687690
Piano player? I have similarly shaped hands.

>>10690590
Lol i'm at my house

>>10690864
Doesn't matter you're horrible

>>10687718
Get psychotherapy. For real, it helps.

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i think i have pretty good hands.
i get into the habit of picking on the skin around my nails when im stressed out or anxious but ive been pretty good about that lately.

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I have long palms, long fingers, long nails.

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I think my hands are nicely proportioned and don't have any obvious flaws

>>10690514
this is seriously terrifying

>>10688271
not very gross, good job

>>10687483
I wonder how would feel if you jack me off, I think it would be great :)

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>left, don't like it, pls R8

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right, totally disaster, because of big thumb. R8

Hands are usually the 2nd feature I use to judge people's physical appearance, #1 being face

>>10687208
7/10

>>10687282
6/10

>>10687483
5/10

>>10687690
5/10

>>10687718
2/10

>>10687894
4/10 (-2 penalty, otherwise would have been 6)

>>10687903
me

>>10688106
3/10

>>10688190
5/10

>>10688271
6.5/10

>>10688277
4/10 mongoloid fingers

>>10688301
3/10 (suffered a -2 penalty)

>>10688321
7/10

>>10688357
5/10

>>10688441
4/10

>>10688447
6.5 / 10 (suffered -1 penalty bc fake nails)

>>10688469
3.5/10

>>10688594
5/10

>>10688599
3.5/10

>>10688746
4/10

>>10688765
4/10

>>10688773
4/10

>>10688816
5.5/10

>>10688897
4/10

>>10691408 (Part 2)

>>10688901
4/10

>>10688940
1/10 pretty bad

>>10689165
6.5/10

>>10689356
7/10

>>10689569
3.5/10

>>10689681
6/10

>>10689928
5/10

>>10689996
5.5/10

>>10690109
3/10

>>10690153
4/10

>>10690396
4/10

>>10690514
0/10 what the fuck

>>10690731
6.5/10

>>10690954
7/10

>>10691039
8.5/10 best so far. Also good choice in polish

>>10691099
3/10

>>10691259
4/10

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R8

>>10691099
9/10 would hold hands with

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CONTINUING R8 TRAIN

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Have to keep my nails short now :<

>>10689218
Sold.

Are you Dutch? 'cause that would make the odds of us thumb wrestling and practising cool handshakes a lot higher.

>>10691751
thanks im very flattered

>>10691938
any time <3

>>10691259
>>10691264
Best hands itt.

Long spindly fingers are for girls and keks.