>buying a pair of jeans >look for the youngest most inexperienced

But did you get the grill?

>>10651477
Wasn't the goal. I'm out of her league in my Levi's anyways.

Wow, op, it sounds really cool but let me tell about this time i went to get some jeans

>buying a pair of jeans
>look for the youngest most inexperienced cashier
>target spotted: young white daisy standing behind the counter
>she doesn't realize what's about to happen
>set the jeans on the counter and immediately begin asking the cashier complex questions about whether my coupon will work or not
>she looks frazzled
>start asking her all kinds of questions about her day
>she stutters something inaudible
>ask her if she wants to get coffee
>she looks uncomfortable and doesn't respond before I interject
>start asking her more questions about what sales they will have in the future
>she can't keep up
>swipe my card, buy the jeans with my coupon, and rush out the store
>look at the jeans
>just as planned
>the ink tag is still on them
>walk back home to to my apartment 5 minutes away

>an hour or two passes
>walk back to the store I bought my jeans at
>walk intently to the customer service counter
>start rambling about how I just drove 30 minutes back home only to find that the ink tag was still on my jeans
>say that this is the third time that this has happened at this store and demand compensation
>manager is sweating under his cheap starched shirt

>>10651501
Suck on that anon, you weren't ready for it

>>10651501
eat my cock you meme-spouting faggot

>>10651398
made me laugh t.b.h

>>10651513
are you the cashier from the history or why you mad baka desu senpai

>>10651398
Wow you're miserable
hope this is a copypasta

>>10651527
it is now

>>10651398
Not sure if it's true or not, but it reminds me of my younger, more criminal years.
When I was bored I used to order a couple of the most disgusting Pizzas in large and a ton of drinks (so the delivery guy had a hard time carrying all the bottles) from various delivery services.
I made them wait in front of my door for a while and just when they were about to leave I'd open the door and tell them I didn't order anything and some dumb kids where probably playing a prank.

You should try it out some time, it's especially funny on stormy nights

>>10651490
Kek

>>10651547
And then you threw a glob of shit at them right? And said you fucked their mothers?

>>10651547
I am a pizza delivery guy. Fuck you buddy.

this is a lie though because Levis doesn't do ink tags.

welldone OP. my most recent exploit:

>"hi, does this store do student discounts?"
>"no"
>"ok"

paid the full price. maybe next time

>>10651809
>>10651809
shut up, fry

>>10651490
Kek'd

>>10651490
Bottom Shelf kek

>>10651490
Eyooooo

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>>10651942
well done anon, here's my most recent nutty adventure:

>How much this pants?
>I'm sorry? If you're asking how much they cost, they're $79.99, sir.
>Y-you too.

I think she likes me.

>>10651832
Kek

>>10652007
You'll get 'em next time, tiger.