So there's a recipe out there to make your own water ba

I'm not gonna put anything that 4chan taught me to make onto my junk.

>>962173
Astroglide costs under 3$ at walmart
this is a pretty good reason to /buyfag/

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>>962173
>water based
>6 parts vegetable oil

>>962173
>jizz in bottle, then make up recpie

>>962173
or just buy j-lube off amazon

>>962173
here's how I make my lube at home

1 parts flowers
2 parts boxes of chocolates
2 parts rom com films
3 parts fancy dinner

present all of this to your waifu, and her vagina will wet enough to provide lube for thirty years, I promise.

>>962173
Switch the oil for glycol and it's actually water based.
I tried it, but unless you need huge amounts, just buy it.
It's also absorbed petty quickly, so don't use it for extended sessions or relube ever so often. Also it can spoil, so add a little preservative, no pun intended.
We ended up covering each other in that stuff because there was so much of it. Go for that if it's your thing.

>>962358
1 parts gummy candies
2 parts fancy cheeses
2 parts horror flicks
3 parts margaritas

Desired effect is the same.

>>962173
so how well does it work with your dragon dildos op?

What kind of Vegetable did you use OP?

>>962574
Garlic

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>>962574
pizza
>'murica

>>962267
this
unless you use a gallon of lube to jack off every time, you're set for lube for the next 10 years

>>962176
Smartest thing ive seen here

>>962176
PUSSY.

this will either end with a vaginal infection or getting a glued shut asshole when the xanthan dries up.

>>962601
According to the lunch people and the pizza makers, pizza IS a vegetable, whats your point?