I bought this from Goodwill and I'm not sure what it is

It's meant to be rock-tumbled smooth into a wooden dildo.

>>958138
Sometimes I hate 4chan

>Any ideas on what I can make it into?
Yeah, the trash.

Okay I'll figure it out on my own then

>hai guis i bought this but i dont have any idea what it is or use for it XD
get help nigger.

Looks like a coffee cup.

>>958134
make it into a bench fatty,
look the previous owner even reinforced it for you!

>>958134
Well shux opee! Looks like you got yourself a deeeeelux three hole shit receptacle! Before use, be suuuuure to clean 'er off!

Lmao idk what the fuck whoever made this was thinking I paid 2 bucks for it..I'll probably make it into a box

>>958134
DeLux fingerbox.

It's obviously a cup-holder OP. Put your coffee mug in there.

>>958134
Its really hard to see how big the holes are. maybe its suppose to be fastened to a table or something, and someone sticks their hands and wrist through the holes and they grab onto the cross members on the side we see in the picture, and they get tied to these cross members, and get fucked..? So kinky sex device doohicky is my best guess.

>>958893
I hate these trendy wine holders. DO you not like wine? Because thats how you allow wine to go bad. Wine should be kept dark and cool (temp stable) until you want to drink it.

If you see someone with "show off" wine racks then you know they don't know shit about wine and only want to appear that they do.

> Drinks a gulp of perfectly preserved and mellowed 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon

I'm not even a wine snob - just like good wine - not vinegar.

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>>958134
mfw op bought a portable gloryhole

Turn it around and lay it down. It's a bar top display where the beer taps sit and hoses come through.

>>959216
>>> Drinks a gulp of perfectly preserved and mellowed 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon

You may not be a wine snob but you're certainly a faggot.

>>959216
Not bringing your 7 bottle one week supply of wine up from the basement every Sunday to put in the rack

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>>958138
sounds about right

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>>958265
dank/10 m8

>>959216
Your collection is only 6 bottles?

Fucking casual. I'd have this beside my bed