i want to show you my last project: Scrotum Warmer. If you warm

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This is the mold.

Slow roasting your nuts every day... What could go wrong?

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Kevlar lamination

why make it from kevlar

is someone gonna try and shoot you in the balls while you're doing this?

Carbon fiber lamination.


>>721767
only aesthetic

>>721765
There are no evidences about irreversible damage.

Could you make a photo with a ruler, or anything else so I can visualize the scale.

>>721774
Its a sphere of about 80 mm in diameter.

>>721757
is this some sort of pre-embryonic holocaust you evil genius

>>721768
>no evidences about irreversible damage

except sterility

>>721781
No, reversible after few months.

>>721783
Any progress on this thing?

How does the mistress attach the lock?

>>721757

I assume you mean 42 degrees C, which is 108 degrees F.

Where the hell do you think people are going to find the time to sit down for 40 minutes a day with a scrotum warmer?

Last comment- those magnets look like an invitation to pinching your nutsack. I hope you're putting some foam or something at the interface.

>>721809
>wanting to get castrated
>wanting to damage your nuts and lowering your testosterone

You fucking faggot.

oh god, are you that same crazy fucker that made the piss hypnosis device?

Are you that same crazy fucker that made cologne out of concentrated ball sweat?

Fucking straight people are insane with their ideas on how to stop balls from making sperm.

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>>721810

I did. About 10 years ago. Only I did it by dipping my balls in a crock pot that I bolted to the underside of a plastic chair that I made a hole in. 30 days of soaking, 6 months of bareback sexytime. After which the gf became pragneant. Not good.

You obviously need to install a digital thermometer

>>721813
I think he's making a joke

>>721757
the pill is cheaper

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I'm into this. Pic is my nut warmer. It runs a little under 40 degrees, but it's worked for 5 years of bareback fucking, combined with withdrawal without any incidents.

Are you that same crazy person who wanted to order 1/3rd of a ton of crab meat for a project?

>>721757
epic new meme

Are you that same crazy fucker that made that coat out of hobo teeth?

>>721914
I didn't know that purposefully inducing sterility was a use for jacuzzis

>>721757
why in fucks name are you using composites?
>>only aesthetics
Just because it looks cool? You think a big black ball hanging off your scrotum looks cool? And even then why would you choose CARBON FUCKING FIBER which is fucking rough and can give you carbon fiber splinters IN YOUR DICK. No way in fuck am I sticking my balls in that

And let's not forget that in order to achieve this type of contraception you have to DO THIS FOR MONTH.

Strong neodymium magnets are another thing that SHOULD NOT GO NEAR YOUR BALLS. Because they can pinch.

>>There are no evidences about irreversible damage.
There are also no long term studies either.

>>721810
yes, 42° C.
you can wear it while you're watching a movie, or working at PC.

>>721815
i'm anonormale, yes.

>>721848
isnt necessary, the resistance is calibrated to 42° C

>CARBON FUCKING FIBER which is fucking rough and can give you carbon fiber splinters IN YOUR DICK

no, i'll smooth the edges. also the fibers are covered with the resin.

For what purpose?

>>722063
sterelity, and its cool to wear.

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Oh fuck OP, you made my day

What are you using to heat this thing? Is it battery powered? Best not be using li-ions.

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>>722084
>What are you using to heat this thing?
heating pads like pic related

powered by a normal power supply 9V DC

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before the milling

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The scrotum warmer in a raw state

>>722084
Use lithium-ions for occasional extra nut roasting.

>>721757
>A new easy contraceptive
It has been known for decades that heating the balls reduces fertility. Why is this warmer thingy new? How reliable it is?

>>722243
>Why is this warmer thingy new?

there aren't heating devices designed for the scrotum. you can do a hot bath, but this is more comfortable and elegant.

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i've put the connectors and...

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...the heating pads

The heat is unnecessary, because nobody that wears this is getting any sex.

>>722646
Ya burnt.

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>>722643
>>722645
> bnc connectors

This went from funny-ish to hilarious
I'm dying here

>>722651
the bnc connectors are so cool, true?

>>721767
couldn't hurt having bulletproof balls

I know they say all things in moderation, but there aren't any plausible excuses for situations where overkill would mean more positive results.

Hey OP, how does it feel knowing you've made this out a Toys 'R' Us Pokéball?

>>722249
Im sorry, but the absurdity of this line, in fact the whole concept in question here, is just... I dont even know what it is, but this is the best thing Iv seen all week. But this one line sums it up

>> there aren't heating devices designed for the scrotum.

Thank you OP for assuring me that everything has not yet been invented.

heating devices?

motorcycle handgrip warmers. You can get 70deg C rated ones for $5 a pair.

12V at about 2A

How the fuck dose this go on?

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>>722643
>>722645

Please tell be you'll be using an audio amplifier for powering the balls.
> 2014
> Not mass murdering your sperm at the sound of hush little baby

> 2016
> people on /g/ arguing what cables are best
> " Ah yes these Audience cables did make the warmth to my balls full and lush."
> " Dont buy monster cables !! The power was too harsh and strident, now my balls are crisp and bloated."

I can't wait to see pictures of the device with massive rg58 in use OP.

what'd you use to mill them out?

>>722753
A cnc machine.

I'll buy one. $45 USD sound fair?

>>722738
Take one half of the cup, with the semi-circle cutout facing away from you.

Lower balls into cup.

Place top half of cup onto the bottom half, letting your weiner go through the hole made by the 2 semi-circle cutouts.

Op, you wonderful bastard.

Could you not make custom forming kits to accommodate us with larger balls?

>There could be money in this...

>>722810
So wait, you're roasting your cock too?

>>722810
> letting your weiner go through the hole

Is this an excerpt from the manual? Oh... my sides... can't breathe...

w-what the fuck did I just stumble upon

is this normal for this board

>>722960
rarely, yes....
Else I only remember the pisshypnotist and the imitation crab meat...

>>722960
Why are you even here?

>>722967
You mean this?
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2llkiu/the_uterine_box

Show us you wearing it.

>>723157
Sure. I'll make a promotional video and obv a video tutorial.

>>721815
>piss hypnosis device
the fuck was that ? pls explain.

>>723174
oh you don't wanaa know that ....

>>723224
We wanna know.

>>723224
Fuck yes we want to know

>>723225
>>723238
no you don't wanna know

>>722217
don't listen to the people telling you that you need a temperature regulator for this OP

>>721757
I read scrotum war-hammer for some reason.

>>723238
>>723225
>>723224
Google "Abnormale." That's who OP claims to be.

>>723289
Nada. You're gonna have to tell us.

>>723348
>google
>hypnosis machine urine
>first 2 results
>enjoy

>>723289
Sounds like something he'd do

Now, I might be a little oblivious to the comforts of putting a solid ball on your balls due to my personal lack of a Y chromosome, but this seems really impractical. How do you sit down comfortably with a kevlar ball between your legs, tugging on your nuts? Why on earth is this not made of fabric or other pliable material that is comfortable for the groin? If I had a nutsack I think I'd rather put it in a fluffy lined ball cozy than in a solid plastic ball.

>>722810
how wide is the hole? Keep in mind that the male member is a highly volatile structure when it comes to surounding it with a rigid device. If the shaft were to expand suddenly and/or without warning, the user may not have time to remove the heating device before things get uncomfortably tight...

Also, have you considered sweat control?

>>723413
this is gold
>>723378
please keep troubleshooting, this is too good

>>723289
actually it is "anonormale"
Thank me later

>>723378

We like it the hard way bby ;^)

thanks, 4chan...
how much does it cost?

>>722741
Why not instead have an aerial in the nut warmer and drive it from a 915MHz generator?

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>this thread

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Glued the lather inside the balls... The borders are not finished. Now i need to refine the details.

>Also, have you considered sweat control?
No, but you can clean the leather easy

>how much does it cost?
probably 100$ or 100€

>>723718
You should make it look like a pokéball.

>>723718
You should make the top half red and the bottom half white.

>>723726
Go Scrotal!

>>722967
>imitation crab meat...
oh shit man, what happened to that guy?
what did he do in the end?

>>723355
oh god wtf did I just watch?

>>721757
Why not fill the ball with microwave absorbing foam and use a magnetron in the room for that liberating wireless sperm genocide experience?

>>723772
Nice idea, maybe for the version 2.

>>723772
Balls are pretty good microwave absorbers anyway. I'm telling you - a 915MHz gen and an aerial or coil. You could use Curie point feedback for temperature control. Something like MnAs should be good. Maybe even swappable cartridges with different materials for adjustable temperatures.

>endangering your testicles
You women lovers do such bizarre things.

>>723735

Forty-Fucking-Keks

>>721783
Are you sure? With stuff like this you've got to be 100%.

>>723839
With stuff like this you've got to be 0% pussy ass bitch

>>723718
Roasting Chestnuts! that thing looks like a godamn Kinder Surprise Egg!

i see thatt you are italian based OP (if you are who you claim to be)
can i offer you a beer?

Just chop your dick off you beta cunt.

>>724080
Because you've never had one.

>>723718
>making luxury ball breakers
You'll take the S&M world by storm, OP.

>>721757
The government should be giving you money or something. Or Bill Gates.

>>723425
>anonormale
oh, he's just an edgy faggot. what a disappointment.

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Making testicle warmers to induce sterility
>using digital drafting
>using cnc machinery
>kevlar
>carbon fiber
>leather
>electric heating pads

>>721781
>>724591
I think the OP is claiming that it doesn't induce permanent sterility, just temporary contraception.

It's a difficult concept to convey because sterility as a word by definition has a connotation of permanence.

See >>721768

I mean, it sounds plausible because the reason testes are outside of the body rather than inside is because the optimal temperature for sperm cell production is a bit lower than body temperature.

If heating your balls to 42 celcius for 40 minutes over a long period of time halts sperm production and induces reversible infertility with no permanent damage, I do not know.

I am going to lean on "no" as the answer.

But perhaps a bitter cynical anon that has no desire to ever have children and was planning to get a vasectomy anyway could test this for us, it would be interesting if the claim turns out to be true


Just immagine the next reverse trolling:
*having one night stand, furiously copulating, near point of climax*
"Oh baby yeah cum right in me, oh yeah"
"Umf w-wait, no, you're going to get pregnant!"
"I thought you said you were on the nut-warmer!"
"I LIEEEEEDDDDD!!! *hrhrmngngnglfffftfll*"

>>724591
All that's missing is it being controlled by an ASIC and a 24/7 status live feed.

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>>724679
>"I thought you said you were on the nut-warmer!"
>"I LIEEEEEDDDDD!!! *hrhrmngngnglfffftfll*"

>>722643
>>722645
>>722651
>>722654
Op, could you tell me why you used BNC connectors out of everything else ?
I wouldn't be peaceful knowing the cables terminations are more tear resistant than my own nutsacks.
I'd go for something alla Magsafe or any non locking stuff for that matter.
This is asking for horrible accidents.

Watch out. Eventually It is going to go full Final Destination on you.

>>724694
I guess the +$50 premium model uses rechargeable batteries?

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before painting

OP, I have the next stage of this project ready for you: tattoo the heater circuit onto the balls using EES. No need to remember to bring your ball cups when you stay the night at a lady's house. You just need to bring the power cord that plugs into your ass.

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>>725218
forgot pic

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>>725218
Let me know if you want me to contact the guy that researches this stuff. I work in and take classes a few buildings over from his lab.

>>725223
what about the resistence of this thing?

>>725226
No idea. It's a biological sensor of some sort, not a heater. I would imagine that a simple resistive circuit would be much easier to make than sensors, though.

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This thread
Thanks OP

>>723718

> lather
> leather

I was wondering what the "lather "was for in your original diagram... thatnks for clearing that up. Then again, lather might be more comfy.

>>724679
>I think the OP is claiming that it doesn't induce permanent sterility, just temporary contraception.

I wonder if it is not just deforming the sperm. In which case you might just get a mutant surprise.

>>725471
congratulations. You've discovered how xmen was made

I don't get it. If you want to shoot blanks, man up and get a fucking vasectomy. Slow-cooking your balls in such a contraption is stupid.

OP has some nice SolidWorks skills tho, I give him that.

>>725486
>vasectomy
Yeah good fucking luck if your under 30 or don't have kids yet

>>725510
Original post says this warming method will also make sterile. What's the big difference?

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>mfw this thread

>>725210
Don't stop! I'm interested!

>>725511
>What's the big difference?
Cancer risk increases when your balls are improperly stored.

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>>725371
>>725513

>>725511
Nut roasting is supposed to cause only temporary infertility. English isn't OP's native language.

You know a vasectomy only cost me 450 USD...

>>725579
Probably, but its not confortable and elegant like these scrotum warmers.

>>725579
doctors are afraid to do them in australia due to liability :( what if you come back after ten years and decide to sue when you specifically requested to have your nuts deactivated. actually it's getting closer and closer to mao era medicine every day now here.

>>721845
A cockpot...

>>724694
So something from the MIL-C-5015 line maybe?

>>725728
That's fucking shiny.

>>725730
What's it coated in?

>>725732
bi-component epoxy varnish.

>>725734
Varnished kevlar balls with BNC connectors.
You're a madman.

This is awesome, where can I put my name down to buy one?

>>725900
Hey OP you have buyers already. Work fast on that thing will ya.

>>725900
Anon, you have more balls then me. I would not touch that device with a ten foot pole.

>>725929
>>725937
Fuck yeah I'm keen.

Better than getting the snip.

>>721819
At least there are some non-breeder cis scum.

Good for them, not polluting the world with their filthy crotchfruit.

>>725218
Why not just go for an MRI with a metal wire "accidentally" attached around your balls?

>>725959
because that would hurt, and an MRI is expensive.

>>725971
Oh shit, I forgot that not everyone lives in Canada for a second.

Seriously. I'm not even saying that with smugness. It didn't even cross my mind for some reason. Obviously I need to make like a tumblrette and check my privilege.

>>725974
Even if you have free heathcare, I doubt you can walk into an MRI clinic and just get one because you want to rip your balls off with the magnet.

>>726019
You could probably get referred for one from some walk-in clinic if you convinced them you had a real reason to. Healthcare is actually pretty sweet here, for the most part.

I'm a generally healthy guy, and sort-of aside from regular dental and dispensing of the odd medication from a pharmacy (covered by school's insurance anyway), I've not directly paid for any healthcare in my life.

Everything from some bigger cuts to getting metal shards out of my cornea (going from a walk-in clinic to an optometrist to opthalmology at a major hospital) happened within hours and for free, with timely follow-ups.

>>726043
>>726019

Oh, also, my university was giving out free MRIs for some low-level courses for fun. I know it doesn't really count, but it would have been remarkably easy to abuse, if someone was so inclined to.

>>721776
will my righty fit in there if he's 83mm?

>>723984
kek

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here the cables... blue for the kevlar version and black/white for the carbon version.

>>726254
Those fucking BNC connectors.

>>725937
>Anon, you have more balls then me
That's because he is making them

>>726263
Lol. I like them...

>>726254
Jesus Christ, OP - what is wrong with you? Cables with 75 ohm connectors for 50 ohm sockets? Grats for Neutrik, though.

>>721757
Maybe a thermoconductive gel to distribute heat without burning your balls. Like vaseline or something.

Clever idea, OP, and a solid prototype. I hope it works out for you.

>>726322
>Vaseline
Let me tell you about vaseline. I used to keep a jar of it next to my computer's vent. Liquid vaseline is the best lube ever.

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>>726254

> Those fucking neutrik connectors
I see you spare no expense OP.

> inb4 matched thyristor preregulated cc powersupply

>>726325
Sounds like you've never used proper lube.

>>726369
I have, but nothing compares.

Instant nope

>>726378
But BNC CONNECTORS
NEUTRIX BNC CONNECTORS

>>723739
If you watch carefully there are two streams of urine coming from one penis powering the hypnosis device, this guy has some pretty funky genital piercings and/or modifications.

Is there a reason you have 2 different colored ones? or just because.

>>726405
Looks classier than painting an L on one and R on the other maybe?

>>721774
It needs to fit a pair of testicles. Unless you're a female virgin, you probably should know the approximate size of a pair of balls, and should be able to figure out how big the cups are

>>722649
Like OP's balls?

OP is the hero that DIY deserves.

>>726533
Looks nice.

>>726533
Does it make a horribly ominous "CLICK" when you close it when empty?

>>726561
Yes, but the magnets aren't too strong. So dont worry about your scrotum. I tried it.

>>726510
I can't believe people still aren't getting how these fit on.

>>726533
I want to own some of these just to have them. I don't even want to sterilize my sperm. I just want them to keep on the self.

>>726565
>I tried it.

Quality control is a top priority at the testicle warmer factory. Every pair is personally tested and certified pinch-free by one of our eight highly-trained technicians.

I'm looking for a source for small flexible heaters with temperature control. Can you provide me with a link to some? All I've been able to find so far are poorly written pages that want me to call China.

>>726574
>from the user's manual

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OP, use peltier modules so you can make either ball warmers or ball coolers

>>726600
>Ball coolers
what

>>726601
for when they're sore

Can we get a pic of you wearing them? You know, for science and shit.

>>726685
for sure. I'll do some photos and a video soon.
you will find them on my blog...probably i cant post NSFW material here.

>>726693
Link it here at the very least.

>>725223
What school?

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>>726695
Cannot wait until link is posted...anticipation.

Come on OP, give us some more glamor shots of your testicle toasters.

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>mfw this entire thread

Kickstarter link?

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>>722643
>BNC
>>723718
>Leather
>>725210
>Sanding
>>725730
>Paint
>>726254
>Cables
.............................------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>My Sides
>Implying they are still here.....

>>723355
>http://vimeo.com/97108037
THIS DOES NOT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION

>no pictures of device in action
They don't even fit do they?

>>722056
>the resistance is calibrated to 42° C
Shit happens. I don't want to put my balls on a piece of heated metal with no feedback loop.

>>722753
>>722763
lol

post pics of it on

>>725484
I think that, in the cold, harsh, boring reality we live, all you get is just a retarded kid. Which sometimes is an apt definition of some x-men, but we digress.

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please wait a week for the definitive photoset.

This is the NSFW photo: http://imgur.com/yBzkUwy

>>726964
You are my hero.

You live in Italy, right?
Where abouts?
Lombardia makerfag here, would love to meet up with someone else.

>>726972
Friuli here. You can contact me on skype: tunkuruchu

>>726964
I'm not sure what I expected

>>726964
disgusting

>>726964

It's bigger than I expected.

The ball, I mean, not your penis.

You have a cute penis.

>>726964

This is it.

This is what the Internet was created for.

>>726964
I will never get over those fucking BNC connectors.

Did you shave them just for us?

Hahahahaha
What the absolute fuck
This was on the front page and I decided to check it out (normally never go on /diy/)
My sides have ceased to exist in this dimension, perhaps I will rejoin them in another life

>>727025
I know right? THis is so epic :D

>>727026
Le lol cd

>>726964
so you're taking orders right? RIGHT???

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>>721757
As a /b/tard, i came here and i just saw this thread... Congratulations OP, you are one of us!!

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>>727039

>Needing /b/'s approval

Shitpost.

>>727039
Please die and stay dead

>>726402
Actually it's not uncommon for men to have two urethral openings. Generally, only one is "functional" but sometimes piss just goes out the other opening instead.

>>726964
Well that clears up some confusion on my end. I thought this was going to go around the scrotum.

>>726964
This little cissie is doing some good feminist work.

Your shiny little toy can get fucktarded breeders to stop themselves! Feminist sites and ethical sex shops could sell them and send a cut of the profits to aid social progress!

Keep it up! I don't want to see another dirty crotch-goblin as long as I live, and you're one step closer to perfection.

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>>727154
I can't tell if this is serious or not.

>>727147
no, I think you're more confused now. It's definitely going around the scrotum in that pic.

>>721757
Is this the new crab meat?

>>727173
No, in the pic it's a ball his scrotum is sitting on.

>>727176
If his scrotum was sitting on it, then he would have no balls, rendering the whole endeavor moot.

>>727176
He didn't take that pic as a photo-op for his penis

>>726964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeZoC-Y0KRc

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Say this much, dude, you've got balls.
Probably, not for much longer, tho.

Locking connectors on this job <shiver> I'll never see a BNC in the same way again.
Someone'll hook you up a 10BASE2 card after you fall asleep, that'll teach you.

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>>726964

My favorite part of this is how OP really knows how to take a good photo - They're all in focus and well lit and everything.
I can actually tell what I'm looking at, it's great.

>>727224
it ain't no potato that's for sure

That is absolutely awesome, great concept and everything !
I heard of it a few years before, but I never thought somebody will actually do it.
And I never thought I'll see it here, but strangely I'm not surprised ...

May someone archived this thread for the glory of science ?

>>726693
And you said something about a blog !
Please send the link !