What can i do with these? Need money asap

>>1219414
give them back

>>1219418
No

>>1219414
Burn them underneath a chicken, then sell chicken.

I'm gonna make a workbench fags

>>1219414
I only ever use crap wood like that.
I'm not sure how you plan to make money from them, but if you have an avenue to sell stupid decorative crap I would just throw some shelves together and leave the wood rough. People love that rustic look.

>>1219414
Sell them on craiglist.

>>1219414
You can sage

>>1219422
Lol, nvm. This and then sage

Or you could make a Worben

I sell shit like that to homeless people so they can make signs to hold on the freeway interchanges.

They make a lot of money and the nicest sign is the best moneymaker.

>>1219414
Hope you got nick-nacks because you are making shelving!

>>1219543

are you talking about nick-nacks or shelf-sitters?

>>1219414

Typically people bind pieces of wood together using fasteners and/or glue, to form more complex shapes and structures that serve specialized purposes, such as holding things up off the ground. Have you looked into such a process?

/diy/ is the poorest fucking board

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>>1219414
that's dry aged organic foam
sell it per pound

>>1219414
kennel

>>1219414
Make a gallows and behead yourself.

Just use a kitchen knife as the blade.

Gallows is for hanging.
Guillotine does the beheading.

>>1219433
Seriously, "vintage" just means overpriced and quickly made.

nail-less and glueless furniture. It's usually more expensive. But you'll ahve to use your head

Maybe you could sage

Suck people off for money.

>>1219824
>use chicken wire as noose
>super glue hands to ears after noose is around neck
>release
>profit

>>1219433
My grandmother literally does this and makes enough money that it disgusts me. Old white bitches love buying dumb shit made of wood with words like "love" and "family" on it.

>>1219414
If you need money fast, use them to make a sign that says "blow jobs $5"

>>1223068
a stable structure to remain kneeling comfortably for an entire afternoon and a simulated cock to get rid of your gag reflex as well. make sure you sand it well.
good luck op. you may even get a meal out if it.

>>1219944
No it doesn't

>>1219414

Just hit someone with it and take their money ffs

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>>1224680
>>1220626
>>1223068

Not that I suck dick often or anything, but I believe humming negates your gag reflex. No need to build that wooden cock. Instead make a buttplug so you can begin to expand your business venture.

Do you have
>Woodglue
>Sash clamps
>Thickness planer and or jointer