>ITT home made grease rate my grease >inb4 that's

Emulsified, not tossed in and lightly stirred with a spoon

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>>1197872
>t. pleb who's never made grease

>>1197866
What the fuck kind of thread is this holy fuck dude.

>>1197876
So how about you post your process you cocky faggot? Shit looks like vanilla cake mix to me.

>>1197866
is it edible?

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>>1197924
STUFF
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@soap %50
@oil %50

>heat oil to highest temp you can on your stove
>grate soap in bowl(i used two bars)
>slowly add soap, making sure not to cause too much foam(WARNING the perfume in this stuff will stink ur house out. do it outside if you can, or have a LOT of fans and ventilation ready)
>keep adding soap until it's completely dissolved
Hear comes the fun part!
>fill a sink or bucket with water
>cool saucepan in water bath
>wait for it
>enjoy surprise
>TA-DA
>enjoy grease

>>1197866
I give it a guac/10

>>1197921
it's bait

>>1197866
Op, to make it better grease, break up and add the white pills your doctor gave you for your mood swings...
...lithium grease!

>>1197866
Post post-fap grease drippings.

>>1197866
why not just buying it?

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>>1197946
But it's supposed to be metallic/rare earth soap, like lithium/molybden or carbon.
Not a fucking foaming slippery piece of refined fat, you double nigger.

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>>1197866
>he doesn't browse the catalog

>>1197964
It's grease.

>>1197866
add garlic and i might eat it.