there are shit tons of mosquitoes hanging out by my front door,

don't be a pussy
stand up for yourself

>>1185710
release thousands of spiders onto your porch.
Also maybe turn off the porch light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65IHjLM_GWY

try audio repellant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KEJGkEVRV0

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>>1185710
lamp, glue traps, raid or other chemicals, clean up splash holes or anything water stands so thies fuckers dont lay eggs

>>1185710
Jesus. Citronella. Citronella. Grow that shit in pots by your door and mosquitos will avoid it, so you'll have 5-10 minutes outside before those lazy bastards come hunting you. Better results can be had if you press the oil out of them.

Also, FYI beware some citronella candles, because some marketing asshole decided to try selling citronella "scented" candles. That's like selling you steak "scented" tofu.

>>1185721
My back yard is a drainage ditch. Fuck your ozone i dump gas and paint and oil.... anything i can find in it. They are growing larger. Its mutherfucking jumanji up in here and im about ti fil 12 guage shells with table salt...

>>1185710
Hairspray and a lighter, works like a charm.

>>1185906
I've read that doesn't work at all.

>>1185922
This is what I do. $10-$15 from lowes.
Take a few cuttings in the fall and winter them indoors for next spring. (At least in Missouri). Cover them with a 2 liter bottle until they root.

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>>1185710
Bats. You need bats.

>>1185710
A can of axe and a lighter. But watch out, they might fuck you up.

Nigger get a tomato plant or two

>>1186492
I get swarmed by mosquitos if I pick tomatoes in the evening.

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Honestly OP, this sounds like a job for /k/.

>>1186500
this
just diy a laser sentry with mosquito image or sound recognition

>>1185710
Get some potted citronella plants. Mosquitoes can't stand citronella.

>>1185710
Spray some peppermint on the door, if you can handle the smell yourself.

>>1185710

attracted to all the gross and bushes probably? get rid of that shit and replace it with gravel

>>1186781

grass*

not even gravel, just dig up your yard and leave just dirt

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>>1186500
>Looks like a play out of the ancap play book.
I like this.

>>1186513
God ues we need that lazer i seen that