hey /diy/, what's the best way to secure truck nutz onto

Put it between the back of your tailgate and the palm of your hand, then use a nail gun on the back of your hand to stick the testicals to your truck.

>>1163896
Fuzzy handcuffs, or zip ties, if you're kinky.

>>1163896
I want some of those for my bike seat

>>1163896
nailgun

>>1163899
>>1163900
>>1164003
Don't listen to these guys.

TIG weld it.

>>1164027
This guy knows his shit, do this.

>>1163896
make sure you put one of this fake bullet hole stickers above it

>>1163896
make sure that they're secured firmly between your manhood and your self respect.

Both of these can be located somewhere on your oversized and impractical truck.

>>1163902
>bike seat kills your balls
>you buy fake balls for your bike

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>>1163896
put in place you want to have the nuts
cumshot it
natural adhesive dries up forcing bond between balls and truck
sandpaper the remaining cumshots to give it a nice smooth look
balls are now attached to truck, professionally

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>>1163902
Try these heart-shaped bike nights.

http://www.banggood.com/Cycling-Night-Warning-Taillight-Bike-Rear-Light-Bicycle-Tail-Light-MTB-Bike-Rear-Light-Heart-Design-p-1058852.html

Take a rope. form a loop on one end and thread it through the hole. Tie the other end into a noose. Hook the noosed end to something on the vehicle. Slip the other end over you neck and hang yourself

Try castrating yourself.

>>1163896
ziptie them to driveshaft

Put the balls under the hood where they belong

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only way it should be

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>>1163896
Theres a special knot for that.

>>1163896
They're illegal where I live

Holy shit, where are you people from? We (myself and the guys at our track meets) thought these were gay status symbols, boiracers hang toys to show they're up for some embarrassment, faggots hang balls to show they're up for some cock? Are we wrong?

>>1163896
dangle and gargle them in your mouth and throat first. Gives them a good reinforcing property before they go on the truck that youve never put a single item in the bed.

pft, my trucknuts cam with a mount

>>1165957
Sweden pls go

>>1165983
B.C but just as cucked

>>1163899
this