I'm getting this playpen for my ferrets. It's 29 inches

they're gonna eat the noodles.

>>1159617
Electrified wires.

>>1159624
Maybe. Prefer something less electric

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>>1159617
Fill it with cornstarch packing peanuts and they'll never leave.

>>1159660
those peanuts are my favorite. whenever I buy something and it ships with those I become an instant repeat customer.

Giant plexiglass plate

Just get a big roll of wire mesh to put over it and secure it with zip ties or some shit

>>1159617
Try not being edgy and get a normal animal

I haven't personally seen pool noodles used but they seem smooth enough and of a large enough diameter that they should work.
>>1159695
Fuck off or contribute, faggot.
Ferrets haven't been 'edgy' since like 1998.
I have 2 skunks.
That's edgy.
Ferrets are about as edgy as Guinea pigs.

>>1159699
Guinea pigs are food for cats, and ferrets are still fucking edgy.

>>1159617
You can impale one of the fugitives at a stake and display his corpse as warn to the others.

>>1159707
You sure you don't own a bunch of ferrets? Because 'guinea pigs are cat food' is pretty fucking edgy, dude.

Inward facing razor wire

Couldn't the ferrets just form a ferret pyramid and escape any height?

>>1159617
If you work them to the bone they won't have any energy to escape. Bonus points for showers at the end.