Was cleaning up some brush on the back end of my yard and discovered a lacquered walking stick someone had crafted. Need suggestions for what douchey thing I should attach on the head and rule my neighborhood like a ruthless magical king. Pic related because fuck 4chans size limits.
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Hip bone of your favourite dead ho
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Skull of a mongoose. Or an empty bottle of Jäger.
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Big buttplug?
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nutsack pommel
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No one suggested dicks. U cucks...
Bolt 3 pound dick on and rekt them fucks!
traditional answer is a goat horn, steamed and curved to form a crook, or a dildo, whichever you have more use for i guess
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>lashed owl feathers and rat bones for +1 WIS
>brass socketed quartz crystal for +1 INT
>10" bad dragon dildo for +1 CHR