How would I go about making a two stroke engine out of a lawn

How would I go about making an airliner out of a septic tank with minimal tools?

Thanks.

>>1155442
Acquire a two-stroke lawnmower engine. Done.

What do you mean go about making...it's already made m8.

>>1155442
Dismantle lawn mower engine, reverse the process , voila, one 2 stroke engine

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1. stop only using it to mow lawns, and instead use it to power any of a number of rotary applications

git gud

>>1155442
>how do I make a 2-stroke engine out of a 2-stroke engine
Lmao what? Fuck we get some of the dumbest people on the internet on this board.

>>1156490
Most lawnmowers that I have seen use 4-stroke engines.

>>1156519
And none of them can be converted to 2-stroke without swapping motors.

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>>1156519
beep beep, coming through nigger

>>1156732
maybe you could

drill hole in crankcase
mount carb in hole
seal original carb hole
remove intake valve and valve rod
regrind cam so exhaust valve opens every down stroke
fuck with the ignition so it goes off every stroke

>>1156752
Yup, that sounds like a minimal tools type job.

>>1155442
Why would you want to?

>>1156752
>fuck with the ignition so it goes off every stroke
they already do

>>1156758
Maybe so he can be the most annoying fucker in the neighborhood?

This one asshole who lives next to where I work has a 2 stroke mower, sounds like john connor trying to escape a T1000 on a dirt bike every monday.

>>1156775
Actually no engine fires on every stroke. 2-strokes fires on each up stroke, not down stroke. 4-stroke engines fire on every other up stroke, not on down strokes. There's 2 strokes per rotation of the crank.

My dick fires on every stroke thanks to my crippling premature ejaculation disorder.

>>1156795
Rotary kind of does.
Jet engine is an all-stroke. Runs on straight explosions.

>>1156799
>rotary
no
also its a 3.9 liter not a 1.3

>>1156795
some 4-strokes fire on every up stroke if the magneto is on the crankshaft/flywheel