How do i grow potatoes fast? Me and my friend are having a completion

I will add smoke alarm to that thing :D

Cum on them

>>1154338
>bare copper wrapped around wires
i guess you are retarded?

GMOs

>>1154357
This, and also op never use xD again

>>1154338
what the fuck is up with that wiring? i seriously hope you aren't running anything more than 12 volts through that.

"Potatoes"

>>1154338
Potato Friend

Just go buy a bag of potatoes

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>>1154338
>use insulated wire
>then wrap it in noninsulated wire

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>>1154338
Ask this guy

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Is your house not temp controlled? Just put a grow lamp on the plants and water/fertilize them.

>>1154338
see
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>>1154338
You have a cool friend

i do this at home, add a small ammount of used coffee grounds to the soil its in

>>1154338
I'd recommend looking at an online guide for basic help and just use a bag of fertilizer made for potatoes. It's a safe bet since potatoes can always grow under the right conditions due to the high yield percentage.

>>1155193

that's a method i'm going to try this year, but OP is underage faggot trying to grow pot without his parents finding out.

today's youth are fucking retarded

>>1155297
Hahaha

>>1154338
"potatoes"

Ha.

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Are those fucking purple LED light from china? you're aware those are the absolute shit tier when it comes to screw in bulbs for indoor growing, heck a fucking CFL would be better then those bulbs, listen here bucko,

First of all, that box is not tall enough to grow your "potatoes", not even close.

Second, throw those fucking purple shit bulbs in the trash and go buy a few Philips 14w LED warm white bulbs instead.

Pro tip, if you pop off the plastic dome on the LED bulbs with a kinfe (its just glued on) they become spectacular growing lights, literally the best option for low budget grow operations.

>>1155332
I use full spectrum LED's for my shit and they do a decent job.

>>1155341
Are you the OP? because that box is clearly leaking purple light, i ordered a few of these "Full spectrum" bulbs that emit purple light and tested them with my spectrometer, guess what? they're not really full spectrum at all, they only have around 450nm of blue light and about 620nm red light, at a 2 to 1 ratio on the blue side, thats it, all the other wavelength they promised are missing.

the only good LED's for growing are WHITE light LEDs, if you build your own then 3500k cobs are best, if not 2700k-3000k bulbs are also good and is whats most available.

>>1155332
>>1155341
>tfw I found out that lighting doesn't matter all that much unless you are a weed farmer

kek

>>1154338
warm them to body temperature by shoving them up your ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4FL0u1wvg

tl;dr compost tea = huge plants