I plan on giving myself a plant gf. It would be a structure that

>Do you have any ideas of a more maleable material?
You should consider using hydroponics style coconut fiber mats

>Will the Ivy or other plants struggle when growing over the wire?
Doesn't seem like a problem

>From 0-10, how creepy is it?
Probably an 8
Slightly more creepy than plushies, but not quite at the end of the scale. Try to pass it off as art and it's a 5.

>>1151951
>coconut fiber mats
excellent idea, I will use it as to fill up empty places and help the plants attach to it.

https://youtu.be/JbepN4dKLbU

How are you going to attach the flashlight?

>>1151943
>I plan on giving myself a plant gf.
this thread is pretty up there on the depressing scale

>>1151968
i-it's not sexual, anon. I just like plants

>ch ch ch chia!

Really OP? A chia girlfriend? I'm actually kind of amazed that I haven't heard of this before! I tip my fedora to you, sir!

>>1151976
>b-b-baka... it's not like I want to water you!

>>1151943

it will be impossible to achieve anywhere near a good "resolution" unless you have it in a mould but even that is quite limited to smaller scale

i think it will be easier to just get a real gf

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>>1151989
They already exist:

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OP is this you

>>1151943
>what
>the
>fuck...
Well, if it was me i woyld craigakist a manaquin, pack it full of dirt, drill holes in it, plant seeds, and have creepy plant woman.

Good luck and post results

>>1152038
Kek

>>1151943
make a moss girlfriend
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Moss-Graffiti

>>1152583
Does this work for real? It sound like a joke!

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>>1151943
you're doing it wrong

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just get to the point and stalk/apologize to your wife/gf

>>1151968
>>1151976
Not making the fleshlight out of lush moss, having warm water circulate around it, and making so that it uses your cum as fertilizer
>fucking ametures

Dude...
I mean...
The project itself seems cool. As a sculpture. Do we have to call it a gf? Are you going to feel feelings at it?

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>>1153017
Zinc, copper, and magnesium are the primary minerals in cum, as well as 10mg sodium per load

You'll end up making the part you cum in/on a barren wasteland

>>1153026
Well, she doesn't have be my gf but I can't assure you I wouldn't feel anything for it. I kinda got a crush on my devil's ivy, her name's Juliet. I read Shakespear to her and she quite enjoys it.

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>>1153029
It's her

>>1153017
I would have gone with a pitcher plant leaf except the digestive enzymes might hurt

>>1153030
cum on it

>>1153028
>>1153051
An upside down pitcher plant could work. Op just needs to rinse his dick afterwards. The digestive enzymes could cause a pleasant tingling sensation

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hope you're not allergic to the ivy.

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>>1153458

>>1153017
>>1153074
>Feed me, Seymour
>Feed me all night long

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>>1152626
Not sure about that particular recipe, but moss graffiti are a real thing. Moss also requires next to no water so they don't even need regular maintenance.

>>1152668
nightmare fuel