What's the cheapest material to fill a lucky dip with?

1. What the fuck is a lucky dip?
2. Dirt, probably

>>1144404

It's a large container full of some kind of material, with gifts hidden inside. You have to rummage around to find something, and you keep it.

>>1144399
Sawdust, shredded paper would be too easy to go through

>>1144408
Dirt and matchbox cars. Throw some tampons in if you are expecting girls as well.

>>1144399
Wadded up newspaper is pretty easy. Sawdust would be a bit of a shit to dig around in

Have to agree that sawdust would be messy.
Maybe ceder chips from a pet store or packing peanuts

Balloons are cheap.

Air is pretty cheap

>>1144399
Styrofoam packing peanuts

>>1144399
If you go with sawdust, build it with an air cannon in the base and a source of ignition. You know, for the finale.

>>1144399
Diarrhea, Cha - Cha - Cha !
Diarrhea, Cha - Cha - Cha !

>>1144399


What the fuck guys.


Whats wrong with sand?

>>1144399
Pea gravel

It is difficult, but doesn't get in eyes or fucking everywhere like sand or sawdust. You can use it later for something else easier. You can also get a small bag of colorful aquarium gravel to put into the pea gravel for some color here and there.

>>1144399
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Goo

kids will go apeshit for this and forget about the prizes

>>1144491
Plus you'll give them a long term gift, slime fetish.

>>1144399
One bag of fiber fill insulation. Its shredded paper that has a anti fungal fire proofing. Its messy but doesnt itch.

>>1144399

Asbestos

Instigation

blood

>>1144544
+ baby crocodiles.
Teach em the benefits of quick reaction time.

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>>1144412

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>>1144533
mr fluffy

shredded fiber glass insulation

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>>1146952

>>1144414
>a bunch of kids with cedar splinters covering their arms

Cedar is poison

Imitation crab meat

>>1146968
I've been here too long.

Packing peanuts is rice!

>>1144399
uhh no. you get a small bucket of sand and you write a code on paddle pop sticks then the kids draw a stick and they get the prize out of a nearby bin.

>>1147003
that's called drawing straws - no one likes that shit

>>1146957
I understand what you're saying, but you're a baby retard

thumb tacks and fish hooks

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>What's the cheapest material to fill a lucky dip with?
Packing peanuts or styrofoam filler and used needles in a proportion of 10:1 with increased density towards the bottom.

That'll show kids there's no reward without pain.

cum

>>1144399
Fill it with mayo

Fill it with hay. Mix a 20lb bag of road salt in. Laugh while people cry.

>>1144399
hypodermic needles
broken glass
rusted sheet metal
thumbtacks
asbestos
carborane acid
used razors
poop
fiberglass
mad dog 2020
spiders
thermonuclear warheads
toothpicks
dry ice
liquid nitrogen
cotton balls
dead kids
metal shavings
toenails
candy
limbs (plant or animal)

Plaster of Paris -perfect, gungy mess, 10 minutes later? The Slow and Greedy get digit-checked:
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/6311398/Schoolgirl-16-lost-eight-fingers-in-plaster-of-Paris-accident-during-art-lesson.html

>>1144427
that much will probably cost you.

>>1147984
I lost at mad dog

>>1149162
like $20 of taco bell and corona?

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Junkie needles. Hide the key to save their parents life's inside

Did this at a maple syrup festival. Hid candy bars the night before in a 6 foot tall pile of sawdust from a nearby mill. When sawdust gets damp it goes exothermic in the middle, the larger the pile, the more heat, all the chocolate was a melted mess.

>>1144495

I'll give em some slime they can play with if you understand my intended meaning

>>1146955
That's psoriasis tho

>>1149267
that shit is known to spontaneously combust.

>>1149174
Why even put the key in there?
Just tell them it's there.

>>1149171
Mad dog 2020, is an old drink... Nasty

Yellowcake

>>1149311
apologies - G Imagesearch came up short on 'arms totally fucked rummaging hourslong shredded fibreglass + .jpg', for some reason. This pastime must be less popular than I thought.

>>1144399
If you go to any sawmill around town, they will have mountains of sawdust and are too busy to care if you ask to take some.

Any town with forest around will have a sawmill if you google around,

>>1144399
popcorn. Not the microwave stuff, mind you, but dry, unbuttered, unsalted popcorn. A business my sister used to work for used it as biodegradable packing material. They'd get this huge sack of pre-popped popcorn for dirt cheap. Just... make sure the kids don't eat it.

Also, you could use ping-pong balls.

>>1147984
You forgot fiberglass wool and crab meat.

>>1144399
swamp gas?

>>1147984
>spiders
lost

>>1144399
Ping pong balls.

>>1149349
>old
You mean breakfast

>>1144414
Packing peanuts, the horror. Sticking to everyone and everything when having a static charge

>>1149542
>Just... make sure the kids don't eat it.
Any side effects we should know of, anon?

>>1150078
Yeaah, popcorn of that sort is not safe. It causes anal glands to compact and ultimately leads to an inability to pass anything. Finally the now impacted colon is put under so much pressure that the shit starts exploding out of the childrens stomach like that shitty alien movie. retard.
They get sick cause the popcorn is covered in germs from the grubby kids sticking their hands in there

>>1149267
I sure learned a thing

Styrofoam peanuts, buy a massive bag at post office. Or buy a bag of filling for those sack chairs at Walmart.

>>1149542
I was gonna say the same.

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>>1149542
Hi Kids, Heres A Giant Vat Of Popcorn!
>which you'll die horribly from if you touch..
bretty ingenuous, this one.

>>1147984
Holy shit I'm crying fucking nuclear warheads man

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Small animal bedding is probably the cheapest, lightest, and most biodegradable thing you can buy that kids wont try to eat.

I was thinking goo like that other anon. Sourcing that much elmers school glue will get expensive quickly, however. Maybe just large fishbowl beads (like the counters from MtG)?

Here's shit you can buy in bulk on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00BDNH6DC/ref=mp_s_a_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1490498895&sr=8-26&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=55+gallons+of

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00AM207NG/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1490498961&sr=8-7&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=55+gallons+of&dpPl=1&dpID=31KBbtwxwGL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ICQZZPO/ref=mp_s_a_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1490498957&sr=8-22&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=55+gallons+of&dpPl=1&dpID=41Ogs47NDTL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01NCKVYEJ/ref=mp_s_a_1_56?ie=UTF8&qid=1490499031&sr=8-56&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=55+gallons+of

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00OMY2PT4/ref=mp_s_a_1_65?ie=UTF8&qid=1490499072&sr=8-65&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=55+gallons+of

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CVLEJYY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490499180&sr=8-1&keywords=live+mealworms

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01M0VQ7FP/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1490499213&sr=8-3&keywords=live+crickets+bulk

>>1147984
Don't forget bobbing for apples in Mercury

Pork blood and chopped up liver chunks. Don't forget the Yogurt.

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>>1147984
>spiders

Rice

>>1144399
this is a big thread for a funny question

>>1150891
Use zeolites. That will remove the smell from otherwise smelly children.

Packing peanuts.

>>1147984
>thermonuclear warheads
my sides are in a collision course with Jupiter

>>1149349
Leaps and bounds better than Night Train, or Wild Irish Rose.

Or Thunderbird.