I bought a house 2 years ago and not one week goes by without

>>1135321
I sprayed my house with shit loads of poison last summer and fall and they haven't been back. Yet.

>>1135323
What kinda poison? It seems all the store bought ones are not strong enough, An I don't own a farm so I can't get the agricultural poisons the farm supply place sells

>>1135324
Ortho home defence I think.

>>1135329
Thanks, I'll try that one. The others I have tried have done zilch.

>>1135321
Burn your house down
No more bugs, no more problems

>>1135321
Pretty sure this is some sort of tree aphid here op. I see these at times outside.

Bet you $1,000 you got fucking monkey trees hanging over your house like i do.

Start feeding the birds. Chuck bird seed all over your roof. Some birds eat them.

I hope they crawl into your nose when you sleep.

>>1135342
There aren't any trees hanging over my roof, But there are a lot of trees on my property. I don't think any monkey trees though

I will throw birdseed on the roof though, But that might cause another squirrel problem

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>>1135347
That's an easy problem

just put them outside, they don't bite or really cause any other issues besides being annoying

>>1135321
I've got the exact same problem in my countryside house. Locals have told me they feed off tree sap and are globally harmless, but those fuckers are stupid and it gets annoying having to pick a couple up every day. Ive been attracting plenty of birds with seed but the problem as yet to alleviate.

>>1135342
Theyre stink bugs

>>1135321
Everyone here has these inside this year.

Use a light box with a funnel on top. Basically just a cardboard box with a light inside and a paper funnel set into it. The insects go into it at night and you toss them out in the morning. It also works for those asian lady beetles.

>>1135321
>It's starting to drive me crazy because I have OCD and hate germs as it is.
It's not the bugs. It's you.

>>1135347
Get a cat. My cat loves to eat them, at least until he actually tastes it, lol. But he does a good

>>1135534
I'll try this.

>>1135650
I have a cat, She just stares at them until I notice and then I pick them up and flush them

She doesn't eat bugs or mice or anything, She's a lazy house cat

jesus those are stinkbugs. not germbugs. the do stink like shit when you step on one in the shower.

go to hardware store and buy home defense or whatever pesicide. consider buying a better sprayer. watch youtube video on spraying the outside of house with pesticides. spray ground gutters windows where pipes come in. repeat in 6 months. eventually it will resolve itself but its a continual process and certainly worse for you than germs

>>1135522

and they don't even stink unless you crush them.

Maybe you smoke or just hard of smelling.

>>1136055
They'll fart when threatened. They're all over here in WI. I know their smell well.

>>1135329
Ortho home defense works very well. I'll second this.

I don't use it anymore, but when I did, it did the job.

Shitty thing is that house centipedes (the only bug killer you really need) don't fuck with these things. I'm bug free except a once/week stinkbug walking across my kitchen ceiling.