Can anyone recommend me a hobby I could do at my desk? something

look into the art of shitposting

Electronics would work great

>>1130339
Whittling

masturbation

>>1130345
Was going to say this, but OP might learn to shoop da whoop. Creating original content can generate lulz if done properly. Don't you want lulz, OP?

>>1130339
hobby. sitting. nah.

>>1130345

This

I would say OP is a natural and does not even realize it

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applying seasonings

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Sowing might be interesting; whittling creates a mess. Maybe you're interested in miniatures? You could paint em, do the entire model, or put together those laser-cut-sheetmetal thing's (pic related)

knitting. for real.

Learn to made tiny doll house furniture from wood, you can sell that shit on the ebays for good moolah.

>>1130339
Isn't the answer obvious? Jerking off to internet porn?

>>1130339
Origami

>>1130404
>implying masturbating isn't a hobby

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chain mail
origami
knitting
crochet
whittling
lapidary

>>1130339

wood carving
leather working
clay sculpting
goblen making
jewelry making
kit model assembly

Test

>>1130598
kek

>>1130597
How does one craft a goblin?

>>1130339
>sells pc
How will you shitpost?

>>1130339
Wood carving (whittling)

>>1130372
kek

>>1130597
i agree with this anon, leather working is not too messy and is quite satisfying

>>1130339
Tying flies for fly fishing. It's fun relaxing and you can actually sell them to local fly shops if good enough

>>1130573
Lifes-work more like it m8

try doing some soldering. a good station makes all the difference

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>>1130339
>I'm done with PC's, I'm selling all my shit

Keep enough to have some spares.

>>1130348
This could work. >>1125052


I have a question wile I'm at it: What do Russians do in commie blocks hobby wise?
>inb4 vodka

No really? What do you do if you want to do bigger stuff also. I've seen the ukies on youtube doing outdoor stuff in back yards of houses that looks fun.

>>1130339
Take apart and rebuild mechanical clocks, its fun and satisfying as hell

>>1130469
metal earth? I like those

>>1130596
my man knitting

>>1130799
They're finicky as fuck tho. Especially if you do them for the first time, getting the tabs in and bending everything the right way is hard (didn't help the I only realized you can bend them over instead of twisting like the manual said at the very end)

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>>1130655
>dig elaborate cave system under house
>over successive generations, inbreed goblins from kidnapped people
>become Josef Fritzl, Pokemon Master

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>>1130965

Cardistry / Caligraphy

>>1130339
I keep a couple lumps of modeling clay on my desk. When I'm bored, I make little people, creatures or plants.

>>1130372
Looked for this in order to not have to post it myself. Thank you, sir.

>>1130339
>Can anyone recommend me a hobby I could do at my desk? something that I could do with my hands, maybe something I could work at getting good with over time?

Have you tried masturbation?

>>1130421
kek'd

>>1130339
Soldering. Requires a +65 Watt iron, soldering accessories, magnifying glass and a bunch of cheap LED and circuit kits available from eBay or AliX. Make and sell or just for fun.

Lockpicking