Have you ever found something in your workshop you can't

>>1092348
Congrats, you found Plank.

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>>1092350
Another pic

>>1092348
>>>/x/

>>1092348
Dude, you've gotta put that in a piece of children's furniture. This is the stuff of nightmares. You could mold the next Stephen King or some shit.

>>1092354
This.

There are stories, passed down by Indian medicine men, about creatures who roam the forests at night called Wendingos. They steal children and put them into trees. I think you found one of their victims, trapped in the wood. Burn the plank to free the child, OP.

>>1092395
Didn't they make an Ernest movie about that?

I don't see what is wrong about this plank.
Care to explain?

>>1092348
What's up with your thumb?

>>1092415
This

>>1092409

He found scooby

>>1092348
>drill hole at his mouse/nose
>use as gloryhole

>>1092415
He either is really cold, or he has heart problems

It's a couple knots, very roughly resembling a face. Human brains are hardwired to percieve faces.

>>1092348
duuude, cut your fingernails!
that's the worst when doing manual labor (you know, diy stuff)

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>>1092382
NEEDS TINY RED LED EYES FOR NIGHT.

>>1092348
That looks like dogwood.

>>1092348
I found a bunch of company owned tools and equipment in my garage, no idea at all how they got there...

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>>1092408
This is the answer Vern desu

>>1092501
this. Make it happen OP.

>>1094068
Fell off a truck, probably.

>>1094068
Happened to me once. Hey anon, it didn't happen to be from the company you worked for did it?

>>1092482
autismdetector.gif

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>>1092348
holy crap you found Plank!!

>>1092415
He has a hammer, hits every nail in sight.

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>>1095960
Skulls for the skull throne.

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>>1092348

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>>1096608

>>1092415
>OP is alien confirmed