There are horrible screeching sounds coming from my crawlspace.

no doubt anon, this ones a job for Mexican Armour - Mexican at the front, Mexican at the rear - while you retreat a safe distance away, after instructing them to carefully and loudly describe anything that attacks them. You missing any pets, family members, or anything?

>>1085114
>DIY opossum catching
Good luck, man. They're real fighters, even after they get fried half to death after chewing into your live wires.

my grandmother had a 30lb raccoon fall through her ceiling and she is 82 and shooed it outside. nothing that is up there can hurt you more than a few shots would fix.

>>1085198
raccoon 's cute, but.
>till they get annoyed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMnQzmKsXu8
lets see, what eats fried chicken, dont pay rent and screeches, horribly.. ?

most likely an opossum and ik what racoons can do one killed a chicken of mine last night

>>1085208
>doesn't pay rent
Just monetize the bastard! Camwhore your adventures in catching it, make that a weekly special, and ???, profit!

>>1085131
Lol. No shit m8. And don't for a second think its laying there dead. They call it playing opossum for a reason. My buddy has a pet opossumn. Nasty looking little fuck but its almost like having a cat. Hes a bit of a cock but its fun watching him bully the dogs. If it's a coon shoot the mutherfucker or hire a guy. While it is true a few rabies shots should be all u coons are a mean mutherfucker and not to be dicked with. Good luck OP. Post win/fail.

>>1085114

It's either a demon or your Mother in Law.

Full Plate, and two $250 Hammers should do

>>1083967

>>1085114
+1 shortsword and 10' of rope

My dog killed an opposum before

Those things are damn ugly

>>1085114
how's your aim with a pellet pistol?