Oh, hey there big brother. Just a friendly reminder to wipe down

>>1069870
go put your fucking safety glasses on when you come into my shop.

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>>1069870
>wd40 instead of a silicone based oil

wipe with motor oil not WD

I'd let her wipe down my tool with WD-40 if you catch my drift.

I smell a trap... how many grills even know what WD-40 is?

>>1069919
>how many grills even know what WD-40 is?

All of them.
Its advertising has made it a household name, to the point people use it for stuff its not made to do.

>>1069870
relax kali, its not like anyone is going to die if i dont

>>1069899
Motor oil is a carcinogen

>>1069874
Silicone oil doesn't displace water well

>>1069899
Motor oil not only doesn't displace water well, some types even absorb water and can deposit it on the surface of parts

>>1069940
So is high blood sugar and beer lard ass

>>1069947
>carcinogen

"..Alcohol-free beer 'stops cancer'
>Drinking non-alcoholic beer may ward off cancer, research on lab mice shows.."

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4189615.stm

and, which particular substance would you like me to prove helps prevent, causes or cures cancer next? Like porn, if it exists? Theres a cancer-related article on it, both positive aand negative. "3 glasses of (alcoholic) red wine a week" either prevented or cured as well, cant remember which. Its all bollocks. Still, wouldnt rub Wd40 on my nob for fun tho, but, each to their own.

>>1069947
>bloody sugar as rust protectant

Can anyone confirm?

>>1069967
Yeah dude. Best kept secret. I toss a cup into my gas tank every now and then, really cleans up the rust deposits.

Speaking of which, anyone have that photo of the engine the guy poured sand in because he thought it would polish it?

>>1069870
>not using a tub of alcohol

>>1069870
fuck off you stupid cunt

Seriously though, wats the best stuff for keeping rust off tools? Bonus points if it doesn't feel greasy to the touch.

>>1069870
O-ohh, h-h-hey, I w-was just building a... Uh... Do... D-do you like manga? I was sorta t-thinking about like, watching it in VR, w-with like, Google cardboard, and...

>>1070092
>keeping rust off tools
paint

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>>1069919
Duct-tape + WD-40 is a household combo.

>>1070092
Cosmoline
Coat your tools in it, put in wooden crate, leave in back of leaky Soviet warehouse for 100 years, retrive once roof has collapsed on crate. Tools be like new comrade
Bonus points, the greasy feeling of using cosmoline coated tools will make your hands look like real man not sissy girl.

>>1069870
>>1069874
>>1069899
>>1069901
>>1069919
>>1069924
>>1070102

Fun fact WD-40 stands for Water Displacement, 40th formula. It was created by Rocket Chemical company and was originally designed to protect the outer skin and, more importantly, the paper-thin balloon tanks of the Atlas missile from rust and corrosion. These stainless steel fuel tanks were so fragile that when empty they had to be kept inflated with nitrogen to prevent them from collapsing. Turns out it's good for a bunch of household stuff so they decided to mass produce it.

If you use WD-40 it means your tools are thin and shitty and you can't afford the good stuff

>>1069870
3714685/Police-Girl-14-slits-teens-throat-hope-1st-kill.html

>>1070132
thanks Wikipedia!

>>1070159
You're Welcome!

Remember we're the #5 website in the world and need your donations. If everyone reading this gave $5 our fundraiser would be done within an hour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssp8qZCuAjk

>>1070093
could always write to here, anon - shes definitely not running away from you anytime soon.

>>1070163
where accounts - figures?, or fuck off. We know your game, Hiro.

>>1070174
>where accounts - figures?, or fuck off. We know your game, Hiro.
get your sweater caught in a lathe, faggot. he was quoting wiki

>>1070174
You're mother will die in her sleep if you don't donate $5

Like if you agree
1 like = 1 respect

>>1070175
>and they claim, sarcasm is dead.

>>1070178
>i was being sarcastic about obama and isis

>>1070178
>who claims - got any sources?, or fuck off. We know your game, Senpai.

>>1070132
>If you use WD-40 it means your tools are thin and shitty and you can't afford the good stuff

Boy, it was easy to spot where Wikipedia ended and your dumbass opinions began.

>>1070171
>not making one to original specs of a shoe polish can, with lid ,and felt coil

>>1069870
>WD-40

Why? I didn't drop them in water. I use mineral oil for short term storage and grease for long term storage.

>>1069874
FYI, you can't use that for wood working tools. Any contamination will muck up your finish and glue used on the wood.

>>1070272
>grease
what kind is best for rust protection and won't degrade long term?

jesus just use some petroleum jelly.

>>1070092
>Seriously though, wats the best stuff for keeping rust off tools?
Keeping your tools dry

>>1070287
>petroleum jelly.
i work on wankels though

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>>1070275
Shear stable polyurea grease.

Don't mix it with barium complex grease, though that isn't disastrous (conventional polyurea grease can't mix with anything at all).

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>>1070334
>putting grease on tools

These are tools not bearing races you sissy. No one wants to reach for a wrench only to have your hand coated in shmoo. Just use the WD-40 faggot

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>>1069965

>non-alcoholic beer

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YOU ARE ALL WRONG.
The only correct answer is lanolin. Pure, uncut sheep grease.

>>1069870
surface rust doesn't make tools stop working, slut

>>1070417
>why
to cure cancer, you retard, in your pet mice, like it says. Maybe also stops rust, anything apart from drinking the shit, obv.

>>1070422
>slut
wew lad - I'd tread careful there, I were you.

>>1070421
this guy is right

>>1070092
WD-40 Specialist Long Term Corrosion Inhibitor won a few comparisons, but they were on stationary pieces of metal, not tools being used. Put SOMETHING on your tools, and then just wipe down a couple you already have out whenever you end up with a greasy rag. Keep some camphor in your toolbox.

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>there are people on this board, right now who don't store their tools in a hermetically sealed, dehumidified antechamber

>>1069969
He poured it into his air intake.

>>1070132
Another fun fact, they applied the stuff daily, so unless you feel like wiping your shit down with it every single day, you'd be better off using oil, grease, or wax.

I personally prefer 3-in-1 for my tools, since it has that nice citrus smell.

>>1070337
Grease is for long term storage. Oil won't last for long term storage. Oil is for short term. WD-40 isn't even for short term. Didn't your father teach you about proper tool care?

>>1070421
This guy is wrong

>>1069874
>conductive oil on power tools

>>1070337
Nice sweatshirt

>>1070515
>father
:(

>Not using 3 in 1
*Protects tools
*Great for rust removal
*Amazing lubricant
*Good Cologne

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>>1069870

>>1069969
I always use a cup of sugar in the gas tank. Ethanol is a bi-product of sugar cane, so adding sugar to your gas tank turns it into around 20% ethanol, which is alright, as long it is 1992 model upwards with Alloy blocks. It cleans your engine and you get alot more Milage.

>>1070780

Fuck that nothing but petrol goes in my tank

>>1069873
fpbp

>>1070422
That's not entirely true. I suspect your experience is limited.

>>1069870
WD40 is shit for this purpose, use PTFE grease to spray instead.

okay so the best way to keep metal tools perfect is to buy a large container and submerge my guns, tools, and blades in motor oil? will it ever go bad?

>>1070780
sugar in the gas tank is a meme. sugar isnt miscible in fuel, it will just clog the fuel filter.

>>1072757
Correct. Sugar does not dissolve in hydrocarbons. Styrofoam, on the other hand...

>>1069870
You know I use camphor in my tool cabinets, get that hateful scum away from my lumber.