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Anybody got ideas what to do with this waste of space?
Hard to use this 'room' for anything with those shitty walls.
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From the other side.
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And measurements.
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I'd have loved that as a bedroom as a kid. Otherwise, storage.
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>>1049800
>Storage
Figures, just seems like a sort of shitty place to have storage.
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>>1049802
ohshit, it's an open loft? Yeah, that's 300% pointless. It really must have been intended as some sort of bedroom.

I thought all you Nordics were tall. Why build that?
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>>1049805
>I thought all you Nordics were tall. Why build that?
No clue, man.
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>>1049805
Also, not an apartment I've bought yet. Just thinking about it.
Good price and size, but I hate that loft. It feels very useless.
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>>1049802

Partial game/movie room. Big screen, computer desk you can quickly get out of the way and low sofa you can quickly pull up.

Assuming you aren't too grown up for that, if so my condolences. Just use it to store mementos of better years.
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>>1049812
Hmm.. Big screen in the back of the room might fit. Not sure.
But I already have a rather large television, and I'm not sure I see a point of having it up there, as opposed to in my living room.

>Assuming you aren't too grown up for that, if so my condolences.
I'm 23, I have a couple of years to go before I'm grown up.
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Some Low furniture, arabian/asian Style, or thick rugs, pillows and matresses. Add screens, hookah, Harem to your liking
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>>1049818
This, absolutely.

Our old swingers club had a lot of low ceiling rooms, enclosed bunk beds, adult play structures, etc. People seem to like that 'comfy' space.
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>>1049829
That is where my mind went. Build in a sex swing and stuff. Would be 1 bitchin pad OP
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>>1049818
>>1049829
>>1049831
I'm the whitest person you'll ever meet. I must say, it doesn't really match the style I was going for, haha.
Of course, sometimes I smoke cannabis and such, but wouldn't it smell like shit if I did that up there?
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>>1049833
do those windows open?
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>>1049837
Yes, but not a lot.
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>>1049793
Put a sofa bed up there for guests, and use it as a music practise room, art studio or storage space, personally I would get a big TV in that bitch an play vidya games there or fuck around on my guitar, it would also make a dandy office too.

If you do use it for storage try and get nice/interesting storage solutions rather than a bunch of shitty cardboard boxes.
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>>1049793
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>>1049840
cross ventilation brother
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>>1049844
wouldn't work in that room
not tall enough walls
also too slanted
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>>1049846
brb making coffee
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>>1049793
>>1049794
desk and some office stuff should fit in, enough light too, the desk centered against the wall
there are cabinets that fit into slope right and left too
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>>1049793
>>1049802
>>1049810

Yeah that's utter shit, prepare to hit your head all the time regardless of what you do with it. Get a different apartment.
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>>1049793
Yeah, install a big dormer on each side instead of sky lights
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I had one worse than that, put a bed practically on the floor at one end and our clothes racks on the other with some storage behind them. it was fine.
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>>1049885
I'm not the owner of the property of the building, I would simply be the owner of the apartment.
Dormers would require a lot. Not realistic in my situation.
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Professional interior designer here.

You're welcome.
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chic opium den
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Get Tatami Mats (6'x3') and cover the floor. Then throw in a bunch of bean bags, pillows, blankets, some low shelving, and a kotatsu.

Use it like a den. A place out of the way where you can read, hobbies, vidya,
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>>1049927
this. big ass rugs and even bigger throw cushions. low shelves/tables. would be comfy as fuck during a rain storm with those huge skylite windows.
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>>1049793
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>>1049943
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grow weed
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>>1049949
this is also an acceptable answer. lofts like that are primo grow rooms.
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masturbation station
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Home made fitness. Pic related. Add some other home made/bought gear for working out, some weights, cool sound/lighting system, and you're set.
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>>1049969
perfect for a manlet
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I would just use it as storage seeing as how I would never actually go up there.

BTW, how hot is it?
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rent it out to your wife favourite migrant lover
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>>1049793

That is the perfect comfy shitposting room.
The walls just need to be a darker color.
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>>1049793
Indoor grow, duh. Controlled lighting/clone room
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>>1049833
if you build it, they will come
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>>1049793
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>>1050020
Hmm. Limited headroom along sides. Place furniture in middle of room so people have to walk to the sides. I don't know about that.

I'd move the bed over so people can walk in the middle of the room. Same for other furniture. Chairs will have to be kept away from walls so standing up doesn't result in headbump. I know symmetry looks good, but practical wins out.
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>>1049844

Looks cool. Keep center of room opened up for walking.

I don't like that bed in the foreground. I hate low furniture with hard sides that attack my shins in the dark.
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>>1049793
Office. That is all. Have a few tables near the windows for plants.
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only one solution left OP.
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>>1049793
Hip lounge room or bar area, Music room, spare bedroom, storage. Mount a tv on the wall somehow and have a bed laying right under it. Crack that window, smoke weed, blow the smoke out the window.
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>>1050033
Basically all you can do is put shelves and desks/plant pots on the sides. Don't bother with a bed unless you REALLY need an extra room for guests/relatives you want NOT staying for a long time.

Pots of dirt under window openings, Low/custom shelving on the walls, and desks/workspace on the sides.

Leave the center open for foot traffic.

Would make a mean indoor garden area though.
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>>1049802
I'm more concerned about the kitchen.
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>>1050037

where the fuck am I gonna get a gravity machine asshole?
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>>1049793
slip n slide, or just seperate out the sides for cells, or BOTH
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>>1049793
Ou have a kid and twenty years later when he fails life you make him move there
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>>1049943
I admire your dedication
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>>1049917
only good idea so far
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Op here.
Very impressed so far.
Keep them coming.
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>>1049793
make a japanese rock garden
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>>1049927
>>1049932
If I had a loft with big ass windows like that filled with rugs, pillows, small furniture and a sound system, I'd probably just spend all my life being comfy up there in my pillows, reading a book and occasionally watching out of the windows on acid.
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>>1050029
and walking in the sides where there is under a meter of headspace is practical how?
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>>1049793
This looks perfect for a hammock.
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If you're buying the place whats spending some bucks on taking out the floor/re-designing the shitty area.
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>>1049793
What? That shit looks comfy as fuck. Get a couch up there and make it your spare room or make it a place to go when you've had a rough day, go up, read a book, listen to music, play an instrument, jack off.. Whatever, I wish I had a room like that in my house.
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>>1050090
Can't you just cut the floor of the room off at the studs and flip the whole bastard over?
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>>1049793
firing range.
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>>1049793
Listening room

Just put a lounge chair and audio system, and maybe some acousitic panels
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>>1050090

thats how homes will be like in the future, the ceiling will be your living lounge to save space. get with the times dipshit.
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Grow weed that's perfect, tie ventilation from room into the central heating and air connected to a thermostat so it warms the place during the winter. Partition it into three sections, clones veg, and bloom.
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>>1050298
I get the feelling this guy's entire country doesn't have a rifle.
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>>1050333
We don't. I'm Danish.
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>>1049833
>whitest person you'll ever meet
>doesn't like crazy kinky sex with toys, swings, and hard drugs
Low test my man, make it into a workout room
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>>1050298
>>1050345
>>1050333

But you could have a sweet shooting gallery for nerf guns or something similar. At the far end build a little self setting shelf with old pop cans on it for targets. Even full grown adults love nerf
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>>1050298
No ventilation, no ducting. Jesus christ enjoy your lead dust poisoning. All modern inside shooting clubs have extensive ducting to prevent this.
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>>1050366
>full grown adults
> love Nerf
>anon brings new friends or girls home and they see he devoted an entire room to fucking nerf guns and practice shooting
I know this is 4chan but try to Atleast not be a man child.
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>>1049793
Build a tropical man cave. A few potted plants, some shelves of terrariums sticking out into the space at odd angles.

Drape some camo or fish netting from the ceiling to soften the angles. Use more netting as curtains to break up the tunnel effect of the room.

Put some filtered LED strip lighting in the light wells to give you more lumens at night or during winter. The terrarium lighting will help give you an indirect lighting effect, as well.

Put a futon in the central area, maybe put some style of canopy over it. Put in a minibar, a sound system, and one of those indoor fountains that recirculates water.
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Grow weed in there
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>>1050368
>>1050298
not to mention the noise.

eEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEeEEeEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1050207
>reading comprehension
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Sub-optimal, but still enjoyable, home theater.

Grab some comfy reclining chairs for one side and a projector to throw a picture up on the other. Then just set up the sound.
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>>1049793
turn it into a temple, or atlar or something and perform occult rituals or something.
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>>1049833
>I'm the whitest person you'll ever meet.
White people are the kinkest. Not in public.
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>>1049793
That looks sexy as fuck. Especially the exposed beams by the staircase.

If you don't need the storage space it would make a great hangout/chillout area. Futon, mini fridges, sound system, mount a super-flatscreen on one wall, etc.
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>>1049943
>tilted dart board
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>>1049981
That's a disgusting and offensive thing to say.

He should let his wife's migrant lover stay there for free.
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>>1050661
Wrong...he should take the triangular cuck room and the migrant lover and wife get the house.
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>>1050648
this. then tell all your friends/lovers when they come over "not to go in the attic".
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>>1049793
Hide some Jews up there.
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>>1049793
You know I think there is enough space to fit a shipping container up there. You could turn it into you very own home.
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>>1050685
ive always wanted to live in a shipping containor. seriously, i think it would be badass. throw some solar pannels on that bitch, hook up my PC, and just sit in there all day until my ass is molded to the shitty plywood floor. Next, i can die. of course these suggestions can work for OP too.
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probably dead thread already, but whatever

If you dont need that much space and cant use it as storage, because its open, just make it 2 rooms

add a wall
in the front you place a small table with chairs
its very important that the front chair is rotatable, so you can look down on the pleb if you feel like.

depending on what you want to store, improve the isolation.
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>>1050670
OP here.
This would be fun as fuck.
But a waste of space, haha.
Not that I really need the space.
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>>1049793
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>>1050665
Better yet: his wife is banished to the attic while OP services the refugee rape-squad whom his government welcomed into his home
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Grow weed. Or line the whole thing with crazy shag carpet, soundsysten and lights and use it to get spooned out in
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>>1049943
That fucking table
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Bondage dungeon
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>>1050808
>wake up startled
>slam your head into the ceiling
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>>1050705
Second this, you have a indoor porch, get an electric grill up there, hidden room for storage and hiding all your meet freezers for the good shit and you are golden. Make it a Tiki hut like area for future embarrassment of any kids you somehow pop out over the years.
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Opium den
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Stop Wasting a space..
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Have you retards literally never lived in a room with a slanted ceiling? You learn to not bump your head. If you can't figure that out, just drink all the chemicals under the kitchen sink, you shouldn't be alive.
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>>1051152
>if your family wasn't poor and couldn't afford not to live on the loft, you should kill yourself
OK.
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>>1049943
>the table
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>>1050990
Do you often wake up startled?
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>>1050651
right, was gonna say, doesn't get whiter than swinging
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>>1051365
I wake up screaming every day.
Beta agonists, man.
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>>1050369
I do what I want and dgaf
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>>1051370
>getting agonized by betas
You must be the god-cuck
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>>1049943
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you could fit in at least four of these, even super-size 'em.
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or go completely round
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but if you bother going completely round, might as well go all out
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>>1049793
>>1049917
this
but get rid of the bed and build a wall and use that area for storage. unless you need another bed. and maybe get some better chairs then bean bags.
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>>1051558
>be minding your own business
>drunk teenagers discovers your residence
>pushes you down a hill
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>>1051685
pretty sure it is secured on some foundation and cannot be rolled, i wouldn't want to be sued off my ass if i am the architect/designer of this thing
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>>1051558
>tubehotel
be cheaper, more spacious and comfortable getting locked up for drunk and disorderly for the night. Stoopid Hipster cunts.
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>>1049793
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>>1051707
Nice one
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>>1051707
wouldnt argue with your overall approach, but, the right-hand shelves need to be way lower - if your drawing was anywhere near to scale? 1m be halfway up the fucking wall, then, to have the usable width for a TV or whatever, need to be three times the depth. So yeah/no, tldr, 1m high shelves, with these angles, its a nonstarter. Low + seat cusions on top or something, maybe.
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>>1051723
Scale is way off. I didnt draw with scale or measurement, just from general feel, the 1m figure is arbitrary, adjust to whatever fits in there, or whatever is tall enough to hang a coat in a wardrobe section, I guess. I guess it can be way smaller than the drawing is showing, again, it is not to scale, just a general layout.
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>>1049793
i'll spare you the shitty ms paint rendering of what i have in mind:

-low bookshelf (a rectangular wooden box tipped on its side) + something vaguely resembling a lounge chair = "reading room." throw a mattress with white sheets and a white duvet along one of the side walls and you've got a guest room (potential airbnb space)
just keep in mind that with a space like this every time you add a piece of furniture or decorative item you rapidly approach meme levels of hipster-core aesthetic. there's no good reason for that space to be finished like the rest of the apartment so set it up like you ~get it~

Of course I'm assuming that you have plenty of functional space elsewhere, even though I'm not seeing it in the pics. If it turns out you are strapped for space though I'd say find another apartment.
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>>1049793
shit man, i bet you could squeeze 15 muzzie imigrants in there
50euros each per week, you`d fuckin rake it in m8

stay cucked nord bro
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Not worth it for all the hospital bills you get for neck and possibly back problems.
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>>1049802
Is this like a trapdoor railing or something?
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>>1049802
>That fucking staircase
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>>1052130
It's a trap for escaping babies, it impales them and kill them if they manage to get through
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>>1049802
If you put some floor board across those beams you would increase the loft space and improve the insulation of the living area.
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>>1049943
>Getting memed up in /diy/.
Ayyeee
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>>1051697

They look slightly sunk into the ground. Those things probably weigh 1.5 to 2 tons so they won't be easy to roll out of a trench
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>>1052188
I would expect it to be bolted onto something, at the very least, otherwise they could easily be rolled with a lever, or pushed by a car.

It would be amusing to watch it roll though.
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>>1051707
Nice work and dedicaton, I appreciate it anon.
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>>1050095
...are those tiger paws opening the gate

hah ha oh wow
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>>1049793
Would you rent that attic?
If so, for how much?
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>>1050095
perfect/10

is that a swimming pool in the middle?
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>>1051707
>8m of continuous book shelving
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>>1052217
not just books, it is also the wardrobe, and other stuff

it is also less than half height because of the ceiling angle so it is much less space than it sounds
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>waste of space thread

I got some space I have no clue what to do with. Indoor climbing center? Scuba diving center?
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This is hurting my neck just by looking at it, and I'm a manlet.
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>>1052231
yo bunkerbro.

that space is perfect for a library or museum or aquarium or other attraction type landmark.

for personal use it can be a rock climbing library slash bat cave sort of space, where you have to climb everywhere, or slingshot, or build bridges between hard to access platforms mounted on the rocks.

or a giant wine cellar.

or all of the above.

or a huge moss garden paradise and charge millions to rent out for private events.
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>>1052241
wait, or it will be the best concert hall in the world period.
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>>1052242
this is what i mean

if you do this you will win 4chan forever and ever

and be on all magazines
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>>1049793
>waste of space
You know 4chan has gone to shit when not a single person on /diy/ suggests using it as a workspace. Fuck look at that shit, beautiful natural lighting for whatever the fuck you want to work on in there.

Watchmakers set up shops in environments like this. I'd put a 3d printer, an enclosed cnc mill, some work tables etc.
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>>1052256
>that acoustics
>that stunning atmosphere
>that moist but cool refreshing air from the moss, the lake, and the rocks
>that 60fps videogame floating in the middle of the void
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>>1052260
>workspace
you are a boring type arnt you
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>>1052262
Why are you on /diy/ if your hobby isn't amassing tools into a workspace?

Go back to plebbit fucking esty hipsters.
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>>1052263
>Why are you on /diy/ if your hobby isn't amassing tools into a workspace?
wow, slow the fuck down jimmy diresta, that aint a workspace, you cant bang things in there without destroying the structure by sheer vibration of the sound, if you have any common sense you would know that, but you dont, obviously, judging by your shithole workshop
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>>1052267
Take some of that edge off with an angle grinder faggot, there are many kinds of workspaces and work isn't always banging shit together like a caveman.

That space looks perfect for electronics work, prototyping, r&d etc.

You'd know this if you weren't some retard from /soc/.
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>>1052274
>That space looks perfect for electronics work, prototyping, r&d etc.
>gets mad over no body mentions it

have you ever noticed, you are the odd one out here?
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>>1052260
You can only stand up in the middle of the room, how is that work space inviroment.

Maybe if you did free play with Legos on floor it would work.
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>>1052276
Why I said 4chan has gone to shit.

>>1052280
>hurr I'm too stoopid to use my imaginatun

Put tables along the sides of the room and sit at them from the center. Put work stations opposite each other and spin around in a computer chair for ease of access.

That space is fucking massive, the short side is 20feet long. I've lived out of a 10'x8' room nearly my entire life, it is both my bedroom and workspace. You asswipes don't know how good you have it.
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>>1052290
>4-4chan has gone to s-shit!
>you lack my imagination
>imagine long desks of workspace, imagine the d-diy!
what a fucking loser... now i just feel sorry, for real
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>>1052290
Sounds claustrophobic
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>>1052300
To reiterate my point this is my bedroom to scale.

>>1052300
It isn't when you have large windows and natural lighting which my room has.

>>1052296
/soc/ is that way >
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>>1052302
>spend 20 hours in ms paint
>my bedroom
>to reiterate my point

just stop
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>>1052302
But you room doesn't have a extremely low roof.

Have you even looked at op imaged a seen where the roof starts to angle in?

It's the lack of head hight that makes it claustrophobic.
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>>1052308
I would bet that OP's roof is much taller than mine in the center and if you plotted my room in the center of his, the place where his angled roof meets up with the imaginary walls of my room would be nearly as tall as the flat roof in my room.

OP's wide angle pictures make the space look small when it's huge in reality based on the measurements he gave us.
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I think the thread has shown that the space is extremely awkward unless you want to make it a harem cushion tent or play lego on the floor.

In reality, it is obvious that the previous owner is just converting the space into a "living area" to lure stupids into buying it and thinking it might be usable. It is not. It is an attic pretending to be a room. It is originally built for storage, or water tanks, not for people to stand in it and live in it.
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>>1052318
The thread is filled with idiots lacking imagination or the ability to read measurements.

See the picture.
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>>1052319
All that proves it's a prefect played space for children.
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>>1052319
if that is to scale, you just proved the point, it is very awkward space to live in, and you should put blood stains along the edge where the head would meet the "ceiling".
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>>1052322
Fucking spoiled ass millenial kids.
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>>1052322
also put up warning signs: do not swing your arms around, it hurts

also more blood stains

this might be one of the few instances where eggcrates would actually be a suitable wall/ceiling liner.

on a more philosophical note, is that a wall, or is that a ceiling?
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>>1052325
Yeah the downstairs is fine, plenty of headroom.
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>>1052326
I call it a ceiling.

The walls is that little bit where the plugs are.
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>>1052319
the guy closet to us is shorter than the dude relaxing on the railings.
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>>1052328
is it a wall if you cannot safely reach it?

it is a ceiling if you can lean on it?
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>>1052325
the previous owner must be a literal vampire who is inventing new ways to get some millennial blood
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>>1052336
Your perspective is all fucked up.
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>>1052341
but the bloods are real, is that what you are saying
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>>1052344
>/diy/ is full of invalids who can't even walk into a room without bumping their head against walls made of paper and then bleeding to death
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>>1049793
bowling alley
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It would be quite easy to work out a rough estimate of who high and the angle the ceiling is at... If someone really wanted to that is.

We know the width.
we asume a grown man can stand in the middle.
The height of the little walls can be worked out by using the plug sockets as a scale guide.
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>>1052359
You don't need maths to know it is an awkward living space that shouldn't exist in the first place.

Also, there is a reason why your ceiling is not the height of a person, it usually goes a bit higher than that. This attic, has exactly zero area that fulfil that description. You will be forever bending and ducking to not hurt your head or your arm. That much we know without math.
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>>1049793
Personally, I'd place a fully loaded surround sound system along the half of the slanted walls, with a good pc rig w/ a big-ass at the end wall, a nice recliner facing the TV, and a whole lot of "FUCK NEIGHBORS" everyday
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If you already owned it I would suggest getting planning permission to raise the roof.
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Hey love the bowling alley but some times all you need is the human body to transform the space. Example, use your attic as a meet up spot for local contact improv, dont know how to do it? just watch a youtube theres TONS
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>>1052319
>>1052325
OP here.
Just to let you guys know - the tallest point in the loft is 2meters.
And I'm 1,95.
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It's pretty shit, m8. Just throw your bed in the middle if you don't mind climbing a set of stairs when you need to piss. Don't even bother doing anything audio related.
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>>1052480
Would you rent the attic? And if so, for how much, my tall Danish bro?
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>>1052336
seriously what kind of retard designed a house with this many angles
It probably would have been easier to design it the normal way
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>>1052575
The house was probably built before the Muslims exported angles.

Those Norse just built to build.
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Do you like animals? Would make a killer terrarium/aquarium/turtle tub room.
I mention turtles because the love the natural light.
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>>1049793
The answer is obvious. Grow room.
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>>1049949
>>1049956
>>1050010
>>1050435
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>>1052325
Op hate to tell you this but i think that house is haunted
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>>1052575
>house
It's an apartment.

>>1052570
Not really interested in renting, haha.
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>>1052696
This anon is right
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>>1049793

Grow weed. Bare bulbs hanging vertically, angled walls will spread the light for you.

If that's the roof do you have air conditioning at all?
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>>1049802

i love those fuckin stairs
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>>1049802
>that staircase

You'll have to begin ascending/descending with the right foot or it'll be awkward due to the alternating steps

This is one of the reasons I never want to live in an architectural designed house
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>>1052748
>This is one of the reasons I never want to live in an architectural designed house
You got it backwards, it is stuff like this that is not architecturally designed that makes stupid shits like this. A proper architecturally designed house means it will not have an attic with a less than allowed clearance for a alternative step staircase. This is just an example of people converting shit into what it is not supposed to do, in this case an attic into a room, hence the need to put in a shitty staircase without the proper space for it.
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>>1049793
Bro...this house is way too edgy.
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projector behind you, mattress in the middle, screen in front at 45 degree angle. you can lay down and watch movie/vidyagame without craning your neck

have additional matress and screens next to you, alternating, so looking at your friend in their own comfy bedness is just twisting your head 25 degrees ( all watch same movie at once, so you get to be in the center but still talk to eachother about the flick )

or have it all the same way so you can 4 player gayme and be in the center, but be completely horizontal and max comfy

100 space effective and utilizes the strange walls for a use other normal rooms cannot. whose your daddy
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>>1054383
Diy omni. I like it.
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One simple chair with some fucked up looking doll sitting on it.
One mannequin standing there.
Shit jar storage.

Pick one or mix and match to your liking.
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>>1049833
>The whitest person
Fuck off to tumblr with that white guilt, unless of course you wear it like a badge of honor
>>
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>>1049793
Gaming cave. Cover the walls with anime girls.
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>>1054537
>100k worth of trains.... the picture.

holy fuck I love model trains.. but mother of god are they expensive...
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My opinion is that you should turn it into a relaxation area/hackerspace/storage. some short cubic bookshelves, a small desk, some beanbag chairs or low furniture, some cool lighting and shit, and you have a pretty chill hangout area. Good place to put a workshop as well, since it's an open space. A 3D printer, a mid sized assembly workbench, some tool storage, and you can use the space to make whatever the fuck you want.
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>>1049793
Are you joking anon? This is like the best room ever.
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Use it as a private military museum.
Don't have any militaria? Go buy some. Every self-respecting Danish man should have a M/23 helmet.
http://www.417.dk/shop/m-23-staalhjelm-3005p.html
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>>1049943
kek That shooting range
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>>1051581
> build a wall
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Rent it out as an art gallery. Or make it your hitler schrine
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>>1055055
It won't meet fire regulation to begin with, and it won't be big enough to display anything, the tallest point of the triangle is 2m, which means it has zero width that is tall enough even as a corridor.
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Slap this shit on on both sides.
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Yes, tons of potatoes
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>>1050090
>where the fuck am I gonna get a gravity machine asshole?
>'getting' a gravity machine
>not build a gravitational reversal device on your own
Do you even fucking /diy/?
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>>1055084
Holy fuck that might be even better than raising the whole roof up.
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>>1055084
dicks. this would actually improve the house value probably by a dickload
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>>1049793
so whats more accurate?
>my rooms got 1 foot tall walls
or
>my rooms got no roof, just walls
and whats the back wall, in the above situation of preference
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>>1055529
this thread really got me laffin, but
>ralf?
cuts the cake
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>>1049793
If you weren't inevitably in the middle of a densely populated area with a lot of light pollution, I would say stick a telescope up there and jam it in the window.

But since you're gonna be somewhere with a lot of light that would be shit too.

>>1052188
Yea, and people don't expect their cars to be disassembled and reassembled on rooftops but bored teenagers have been doing it for a long time.
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>>1055529
>file name
>ralf
TOO MUCH
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>>1055549
>cars to be disassembled and reassembled on rooftops but bored teenagers have been doing it for a long time
wait, what?
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>>1055549
>cars to be disassembled and reassembled on rooftops but bored teenagers have been doing it for a long time
wat
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>>1052336

>>1052341
is right. Look at the windows on the ceiling. Their tilt suggests the ceiling of the loft would go above where the guy's head would be.
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>>1054383
Fuck, I really want this now.
But I don't have friends so it doesn't matter much anyway
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>>1055552
>>1055555
It's actually something that's not done anymore to be completley honest, at least I haven't heard of it being done as described anytime recently, and I can't get you any sauce since I wouldn't know where to find such culinary delights..

I know it has been done though, I can assure you that much.
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>>1049793
I think that'd be a perfect place to put a grand piano if you're into that
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>>1055560
It would be a good prank, but probably ultra rarely this happnes
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Angled futon mattress on floor near far end facing stairwell. Pull down screen with projection set up for computing or movie watching. Would stick a chair and easel up there, could sit IN the window nook so you get nice light to work but still have head room. Probably use the area right up against those low walls for very low shelving (unless you have pets.) for things like AV gear, home automation equipment, maybe a heat pump, or solar air heater exchanger control area. Definitely would put things like home stereo equipment, routers, server racks (if one were to have a need.)
Might stick a telescope up there if it was possible to get a good angle through those windows at the sky, or other sights.
It would be a good place to put something like a saltwater aquarium that uses up the area where it is too low and angled to use as living space. An elaborate long hamster run would be sort of amusing. Or some sort of cat play land area.. they would probably not mind the low height.

Could turn it into a children's area if you have family or friends who have kids who need to be kept occupied while everyone gathers for family events or similar.

I have a ton of books. So I would probably figure out a way to use it as a library myself. I don't mind sitting on a low wheeled stool to fetch a book from an awkward spot. (How often do you really need to reshelf and fetch books.. not that often, a bit of gymnastics to do it is probably good for you anyhow.)

Sectioning it off into various functions that require 'storage' but not frequent access would be ideal I suppose... storage for collectables, hobbyist gear, camping stuff.. things you want access to but not out in the main living area cluttering things up.

You could start collecting some art so you could store it there, and set up a system of rotation for display down in the main area. You need a good climate controlled area to store artwork safely.
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Triangle theater with a triangle screen, fuck that curved or 3d screen crap, triangle screen will be the bomb in 2026
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>>1055599

forgot picture
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>>1055084
Just do this, you can order those things prefab and they lower them on your roof with a crane.
izi pizi
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>>1055602
Where is the power cable?
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>>1055635
running behind the drywall for muh aesthetics
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>>1055644
10/10
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>>1049793
You can mount a tv like in here and use it as an entertainment room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTmFej8zV4A

If it is long enough use the far end for storage.

You could also line it in mylar and set up a hydroponic system for vegetables.
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>>1055659
Since it's an apartment you probably can't drill into the wall, so you could use a projector.
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>>1055663
>Since it's an apartment you probably can't drill into the wall
land of the free
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>>1055644
>Working in a new house
>Customer is a pedantic douche
>All cords from wall mount TV run about 5m to the right behind the wall to a cabinet
>Mfw none of them work because the drywall company managed to run a screw through the power and HDMI cables

Customer was losing his shit and I was like, oh yeah well I guess you'll just have to pull the drywall off and plaster and paint the whole wall again lol.

Never run anything that you can't pull a new cable through wall.
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>>1055659
And kill your posture in the process.
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>>1057445
Why hasn't someone designed something for this, cable that can carry 8 HDMI signals, 4 RCA signals, two optical signals and maybe 3 ethernets and a coaxial cable, all in one? Like having a box in your basement, the bus travels up to your living room, and then there's another box in your living room, hell have it carry power, too. Why doesn't this fucking exist?
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>>1057473
Pretty much the only way to do that is with some conduit big enough to fit in a wall, even then if you ever needed to repull HDMI cables it would be a total bitch and if there was any elbows in it you would be pretty much fucked.
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Grow some weed
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>>1051697
>>1051700
i have seen a pic of these in another /diy/
thread and they were only secured by loose bricks stuffed under them
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>>1052188
>>1052202
no see >>1057709
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>>1057709
Well, I am disappoint
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>>1055602
THE FUCKING PLANT SHADOW MADE ME LAFF SO HARD
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>>1057734
thnx, some shadow was necessary, or else it looks like it's pasted.
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>>1057473
Because you would have a cable with the girth and flexibility of several soda cans stacked and welded together
And while that sounds good as a dildo it would be pretty impractical to have running around
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>>1049793
Telly on a tilt/swing arm wall mount into the ceiling, then regular furniture with tops and upper drawers etc cut to fit deeper into the edges, it#s not a bad space it just has limited standing room
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>>1049793
Build a grow room
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>>1049802
I tripped just looking at that picture
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>>1052341
from my perspective the jedi are fucked up
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>>1049793
Use it as an attic. Like literally it should be an attic but they put a floor on it to up the square footage.
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>>1058743
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>>1049793
looks like a nice space.

What are your interests?

You could have a frameless bed and a load of books / audio system to use it as a chill zone/spare bedroom i guess
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>>1049793
Tables along both sides
Bitcoin mining op
>>
ACRYLIC FLOOR. See through!!! Great idea:)
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>>1050968
is not a dungeon if it is at the top of the house
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>>1049810
It's the thing to do to bump the sales price up, nothing more.
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>>1049846
>powdered coffee
>fresh coffee

pick one.
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>>1059111
Bondage loft.
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>>1049793
I don't see the problem. it's a perfect place for a party.
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>>1059915
i love you for this post
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>>1059915
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>>1049793
Sex dungeon.
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>>1050990
I've had a bed under a sloped wall like that before. Never once hit my head. It was super comfy and hyggelig
>>
I just moved out of an apartment that had similar slanted ceilings. I felt like i lives in a cave most of the time and there really isn't anything you can do with them unless you hang a hammock between them. I eventually figured out i was paying for sq.ft. I couldn't use no matter how i tried to make it work.
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line the floor with mattresses and make it one giant bed
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>>1059915
20/10 my friend
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>>1049793
DK?
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>>1051150
>>1052630
>>1049949
>>1049956
>>1050010
>>1050435

Meanwhile, outside...
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Kick out the windows and put a couple of 50 cal MG's in there, also cut out a hole in the roof for a top turret gun and cut out a hole in the floor for your ball turret gun.
my friend then you have your own B17 den..or B24 as you prefer.
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>>1060445
the neighbours gonna hate him for that
>>
Looks like a perfect growing/drying room
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>>1051707
Yeah, I was thinking of a library too.
Put a desk either against the far wall or under the window if it's wide enough.

Book shelves and drawers along the edges, never run out of shelf space.
>>
>>1059995

Aww yee, hems up in the house
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>>1059915

Kolya plz
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>>1051557
I've actually slept in one of those, once.
Dutch Oven of a fucking lifetime.
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>>1049943
>the dartboard
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Recording studio!!
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Cover the ceiling in bamboo to turn the space into a South Pacific tiki bar.

Or easier, 1970s era conversation pit. All that takes is a bunch of pillows and fabric on everything.
>>
Put up a hammock and make a comfy reading room.
>>
>>1049793
art/inspo room.

are you even a /fa/ggot?
>>
inclined bed, futon with lower legs gone, that sorta shit.
Tv mounted flat on wall/ceiling?
You are laid back comfy with tv in line with eyes.

Like TVs mounted on ceiling above bed, but you only recline instead of laying down.
>>
>>1049844
>how2start a fire
>>
>>1055560
Well, the MIT car hack comes to mind.
http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/1994/cp_car/
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>>1061101
Pretty sure 'conversation pit' is just a front for a comfy place to blaze it up.
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>>1049793
>>1061117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTmFej8zV4A
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>>1061463
that looks super uncomfortable, the neck must hurt after watching a movie.
>>
Stoner room
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>>1061465
You're supposed to rest your neck by resting your head on the pillow, like in a bed, unlike in a chair.
That said, I have trouble not having the reflex to hold my head when in similar settings (first rows at the theatre for example.)

>>1061117
To sleep, it's better to have your legs slightly higher than the rest of your body, not the opposite. (Not sure why, maybe it's only for old people with weird illnesses.)
>>
>>1061547
>To sleep, it's better to have your legs slightly higher than the rest of your body, not the opposite
how would you even sleep with your legs lower than your body? sounds super uncomfy. also
>laying on your back when you sleep
enjoy your sleep paralysis.
>>
>>1061463
>MOM
>MOM BRING ME A PEPSI
>PEPSI MOM
>>
>>1061451
They're from the 1970s so hairy people engaging in sexual liberation is required too. Good thing all the pillows have slip covers.
>>
>>1061561
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.
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>>1049917
omg those beanbags +1
>>
>>1061943
Repo Man. Good times.
>>
>>1049793
Closet. Clothes and shoes on the sides, aisle in the middle, mirror at the end.
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>>1062281
Normie reeeeee

Sounds pretty good, except itd be annoying to go upstairs to your closet everyday.
>>
>>1049802
You live in Aalborg, Denmark op?
>>
>>1061943
im not crazy
>>
>>1049802
what are the acoustics like in there
just curious
>>
>>1058654
zozzles, or whatever the devil you say now.
>>
>>1062281

what kind of (((man))) needs 20 feet of closet space
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Install a computer that tries to kill you
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>>1049943
>>
Basic as fuck, but you could hang a long bar, put some nice "rustic" or modern lights, a mini fridge, small desk, or small seating area and a game console and fold out sofa and you have a place to hang, or a guest room for people staying that's also nice. Idk bro. Good luck
>>
>>1055602
>please don't tell anyone how I live
>>
>>1049793
you seem like you're in need of a woodworker..
I'll make you something nice, 20€/hour..
>>
Rent it.
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>>1051707
Using the window cut away for a desk is actually a really good idea.

Are you gay.
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>>1049793
Movie theater! Couple of seats, a projector, popcorn machine in the back!
>>
>>1049793
Flowers in the attic sex dungeon
Wunderba!
>>
>>1060436
Typical noob mistake, gotta insulate that shit, and push the hot air back downstairs to help reclaim that power usage up there for heating during the winters.
>>
>>1049793
OP where the fuck is this beautiful space and how much do u pay monthly if an anon like me may ask?
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>>1050118
Better yet - that's the kid's room, so he works hard to improve himself and move out to a better place.
>>
Ganja farm
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>>1049943
Is this Expo 2015?
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