>Tfw your wife puts the end-grain cotton board in the dishwasher

Cutting board.

Ejgushodjgbtksb

>>1049073
>not beating your wife

>>1049093
I don't recommend DIYing that, because if you fuck up, your insurance will tell you to piss off. Hire a professional so you don't have to worry.

At least you have a wife.

>>1049073
>mammy's face when the new girl puts massa's cotton board in the dishwasher

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>>1049249
forgot mammy

>>1049073
Ancillary question: I have a red oak board 2x4x12 left over from another project. Thinking about taking it, cutting it and making it into a cutting board. What are the best food-safe sealants out there for it? Google tells me 100% pure tung oil, food safe mineral oil (the same type that's used for a laxative,) shellac, pure linseed (not boiled,) and a few others like walnut oil. Any experience on this?

>>1049324
I've heard the mineral and pure linseed oil recommended a few times for that purpose on /diy/, and I've personally had no problems with mineral oil on the butcher board I installed as a kitchen counter.