What should I do with 22 milk crates? They aren't being useful right now.
>>1042166
Return them to the store so they can go back to the Dairy that owns them?
I find they're useful for transporting 20lbs propane cylinders. Keeps em from rolling around in the trailer or truck.
>>1042166
why'd you steal 22?
Throw them up in the air so you can catch 22?
>>1042166
fucking thief
Turn them on their side and stack them for a shity dorm room bookshelf look.
lay them all out together in a square, cover with plywood, now you have a temporary foundation
>>1042166
Return them to the dairy of which they belong so they can be used as designed.
>>1042166
I've been looking for a large number of milk crates for a new bike rave project. A wide flat trailer with LED dance floor on one side and solar panels on the other. Wheels positioned so it can be flipped and pulled with either side up. Bottom of the crates make a good grid of LEDs and are strong enough to be stood on. Solar panels in the top open ends.
>>1042166
Use a couple to stand on while you put your head through the noose.
>>1042221
Daaad
>>1042402
Bih
>>1042283
>Kant
>Foucault
That's what you get for majoring in philosophy and being a dirty commie.
>>1042166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-6AkRAcjY
>>1042166
Rain proof box fort.
Thats what i did as a kid. Get zip ties and tarp.
I used two of them to keep my computer of the floor after I ran out of desk space when i added the third monitor.
>>1042166
recycling good containers also make good trunk organizers.
Basically organizing anything and they stack.
also optimus prime
>>1042423
You get good taste for being a commie? Cool!
>>1042423
But they have Heidegger there too. And a cool cactus thing.
>>1042423
Kant is good you tasteless heathen
Sell them to college students.
>>1042423
>Shitty bookshelf
>putting good books in
Pick only one. I want to read Cunt and Hide-egger so that I know my enemy.
Stick them in your ass?
build 22 of these and sell them on craigslist
Sell them on Ebay under 'motorcycle parts' for all the KLR650 riders.
>>1042166
Set the world record for a milk crate tower
>>1042183
This
Could you think about, you know, sticking them in your ass?
OP here. My girlfriend works at Starbucks and occasionally can talk the milk guy into parting with them so it's not like I stole them or some shit.
>>1043506
Why would your gf do such a thing if she clearly does not need all 22 of them?
Re-enact 9/11 on 9/11 this year.
>>1042221
>>1042402
oh hell yeah its this guy
Let's see - 22 of them. Zip tie them together, 5 rows of 4, and that's a nice platform stage for you to stick the remaining two up your ass.
I had a few dozen lying around from a milk truck that wasnt stolen and never was near my back yard. Sunk them a little over half way into the ground on a wet day, zip tied them together, poured concrete. Absolute win. Not only will it take a crane to lift the slab out, you could use the slab as a stage to shove the remaining ones up your ass
Screw pieces of wood to them and sell them to Hipsters as seats
Have you tried, maybe you know.. putting MILK in them? they are MILK crates after all
its like you people have no common sense. shit!
>>1043559
I don't get it