You're in the workshop with your waifu when suddenly this

i dry fit my tenon in his mortise

>>1019058
fucking deviant

>>1019051
>waifu
Go away autist faggot.

nothing

only a punk bitch or a woman would use pocket screws

I sperg out and start jumping on my tables

[spoiler]Lynn best waifu[/spoiler]

Pantoroute the shit out of him.

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Yo I gonna come thru with that tenon what for slottin into her mortise and show this bitch that nigga ain't shit

I'd tell him to fuck right the fuck off in a fairly threatening manner. He's a fairly older gentlemen, and quite scrawny. I'm sure that it would adequately make him stop, but if not I'd probably resolve the conflict with a healthy dose of
>microjig, maker of the grr-ripper. Work safer, work smarter.

>>1019201

You know what greatly grinds my gears... when Matthias is...

>Micro Cuck, Shill Safer, Shill Smarter

>>1019201
You win the thread anon, +1 internets to you!

>>1019051
Paint him in the most hideous colors imaginable.

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>>1019201

>>1019201
Was not expecting this , sides vanished +25 internets

>>1019201
>>1019284
>>1019515

samefag

>I let him do it
>because he is better than I am

I'll just watch, fap and clean up after.

>>1019051
Thank him, obviously bitch got lost on the way to a kitchen, then we can compare our drills and argue about the brands of our jigs

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>>1020628
Sorry no.

>>1019051
What was the purpose of that? To keep her pants up? That's kind of gay bro, i think that guy is gay, so I wouldn't be mad

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>>1019051
>pocket hole screws
Fucks sake, run this cunt through the table saw, then murder his offspring and relatives