I've got a small static caravan and about £2000+ saved

wtf is a static caravan? a piece of shit on blocks in your mom's front yard ya pikey?

cm?

and not Jesus Mesurements?

>>1003205
My Family owns a 3 acre holiday park in a rural village, i'm not some gippo lad.

>>1003207
Not some gippo lives in non-mobile caravan with his parents

>>1003210
Ive got the choice of a 2 bedroom bungalow with mumsie or a 4 bedroom house with my aunt, I can't take my friends with benefits back to either of those freely.. Free ground rent, water, sewage and electricity - seems like a pretty good idea to me.

>>1003207
where's this holiday park m8

>>1003205
It's /diy/ not /pol/ dumbass
>>1003206
This is for you too

>>1003198
Where's the north ?
You can move your caravan a little ?
You know, to have a good sun through the windows at the right time during the right season