Anyone got more harbor freight memes, I'm dying in laughter.

>>1002691
lol carpenters dreidel.

>>1002687
In 2005 I bought the last generator in Harbor Frieght which was also the last one in town. I had to have it because a hurricane was coming the next day.

Bastard is as quiet as a Honda and will run 12 hours on 2 gallons of gas.

11 years later and it still starts on the first pull.

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Related, but not HF

>>1002687
keep thinking, theres still a page missing.. but there never was (m)any more, you have the full set. AFAIK.

Is it wrong I want a manual chainsaw?

>>1002691
fucking lost at "do not get cord wet"

Pneumatic Slide Whistle and "Some kind of gauge" are the ones that always get me.

>>1002878
IIRC back in 1800s surgeons had hand-cranked bone saws.

I love how all the sale prices are higher than the normal price.

>>1002801
>Supports neither OpenGL nor Direct3D
Then what does it work with?

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>>1002692
>Startlingly LOUD!
fuckin right
also I want that slide whistle

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I have 8 large pieces of machinery from harbor freight. They have all worked great for the last 4 years. Plus, I feel happy they only cost a third of Amurikan made crap.

No complaints.

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Am I the only one who would actually buy a carpenters driedel for the lols?

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Gorria glue meme

>>1002691
Bet that electronic multi-tool doesn't have a continuity alarm setting...

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I'm an ex harbor Freight employee if anyone cares or has questions.

>>1004303
Why do you overstock tires like mad?

>>1004304
Managers just want as much shit to go out as possible and the rails help us to fill it to bursting.

>>1004303
what did you see an abnormal amount of returns of?

>>1003278
Gentoo

>>1004308
Honestly nothing really ever stuck out to me. I think people accepted the fact that the tools are cheap and could afford for them to not work. It was only the real snobby assholes that would return stuff and get a whopping 6 dollars back.
I saw more of the sketchy motherfuckers bringing back bags full of unopened merch and most of the time we just had to give them credit for it.

>>1003292
>no oatmeal goblins

>>1004303
Do you see more and more Arabs in your shop ?

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>>1002687
This is now a Harbour Tools Emp AMA

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>>1002692
Fuck I'm dying

>>1004512
gb2 leddit

>in harbor freight with friend
>random redneck guy tells us how jews are evil

>>1004303
What exactly is that smell?

>>1004912
^
this is at every. store.
plz respond

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>>1004917
>non-murican, but interested
describe, please.

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>>1004921
Not that anon, but the harbor freight smell?

Pretty sure it's cheap chinese rubber and plastics with lead in them that are just off gassing.

Part tire smell, part cheap plastic power tool smell, part oil that covers everything metal to prevent rust smell.

That's exactly what it smells like to me.

>>1004941
Sounds like the Harbor Freight smell is your closest available source to getting some of the Chinese Factory™ experience

>>1003278
Voodoo was before the days of OpenGL and D3D. It was proprietary.

>>1004941
This
The rubber and plastic do smell, but to me I think the packing grease/oil stuff they use is the biggest contributor to smell.

Bought a miter saw stand with wheels. Had a plastic bag filled with that oil around the whole stand. Had wheels in a separate dry bag to install.

I built it in my room, threw the box in my closet because I was lazy.

After a few days, I opened the closet and it was filled with the harbor freight smell.

Ive noticed it with a small drill press, a small belt sander, and a bench grinder. And none of these came from harbor freight, probably from the same exact factories.
Your other hardware stores would smell like it too if they were small and everything on the shelf had that same offgassing.

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>>1002691
>18v cordless hammer
>manual chainsaw
>carpenter's dreidel

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>>1005317
>>manual chainsaw
Those were a real thing. They were used for surgery when they had to cut off a limb back in the days before anesthetics. They were faster then a bone saw and were less jarring so they hurt less. Enjoy the nightmares.

>>1005350
>Every time
Right up until they got to deli sweepins.

>>1005172
I don't recall the name of the exact chemical but it is commonly used to soften plastics, and tends to be used overzealously in Chinese manufacturing. I remember it being a known carcinogen, we were told to avoid using / handling whenever possible.

>>1005388
Nightmares? I will get me one of these! Thanks for the education anon

>>1005388
>faster
>less jarring
>hurt less

Sounds like an improvement on my previous nightmares of pre-aneasthetic surgery

>>1004921
It's just the smell of grease.

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damnit everyone in the building is wondering why i'm laughing so hard

side note: the only piece of equipment i have from HF is an air compressor (for painting) - I *deliberately* bought what I thought was a cheap POS for a single painting job that I had to do. Five years later it works perfectly and I actually have yet to change the oil.

>>1002728
Just like Jesus had!