Last one's circling the drain, you know the drill lads:
Post qt monster girls, talk about qt monster girls, cry yourself to sleep because monster girls will never be real.
No futa or traps please
Previous Thread: >>7563960
Pupper wife is best wife!
Alao why can't we have a slice of life series with loving monster girls and human man monogamous couples? Why does it always devolve into haremshit?
>>7569090
Probably to please everyone. If somebody's favorite waifu isn't in the show, she will be eventually so people keep watching.
>>7569096
I just want my vanilla romance series with a pupper gf dammit.
>>7569102
I know what ya mean. For now I just survive reading things from writefags.
>>7569102
>Vanilla
>>7569108
Is holding hand permitted here?
I mean pics with holding hands.
>>7569096
There should be a Tsurezure Children type show revolving around multiple couples of human X monster girl.
>>7569056
>>7569122
Too lewd for me
Breed?
>>7569252
>normal human feet
bat claws or bust
>>7569161
If it was project on kickstarter i would definetly empty my wallet.
What would you wisper in your waifu ears?
>>7569291
Me: Let's have consensual sex for the sake of childmaking while holding hands.
>>7569291
I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't remember your name.
>>7569267
Better?
I would tap that.
>>7569090
Monmusu WAS supposed to be a long series with each season dating a "brother" of Darling/Master/whatever the hell he was
>>7569306
a bit small, but yes
>>7569429
sauce?
>>7569435
I want a manticore to grab my face with her tailpussy
>>7569435
jingai shunman
>>7569441
I would love that, anon.
>>7569441
What's your fave monster girl scenario?
I like the idea of monster girls only just being discovered, then integrating with human males monogamously. After a while of men having children with monstergirls more than human women, there'd only be human males and monstergirls.
>>7569458
Living a life with Miia and our daughter.
>>7569458
t. MGE demon lord
>>7569470
Who?
>>7569471
the god of all monsters in monster girl encyclopedia
>after a while of men having children with monstergirls more than human women, there'd only be human males and monstergirls.
is word for word her master plan's endgame
Could you make A Matchless Succubus Masochistic?
>>7569061
Senpai barks "wan wan"?
>>7569458
The monstergirls being former predators who retain a lot of the characteristics that lead to them eating/raping men in the first place, being far more aggressive and foregoing than other women.
>>7569291
"I was the one who killed Mufasa."
>>7569458
Being the pet/slave to a monstergirl in a world of just monstergirls. Kind of like the whole "domestically owned genetically modified monstergirls" meme, but instead it is the humans that are being genetically modified or kidnapped from our world to be domestically owned by monstergirls.
>>7569527
That pic is way too accurate.
I'd love to have an Akaname
>>7569537
How would slaves be treated?
>>7569559
Lovingly, with blind devotion
>>7569561
That'd be nice. Being in a loving relationship with a monstergirl but still being owned and dominated by her.
>>7569539
>way too accurate
>a cute girl caring for your well being
yeah, accurate
ha
haha
;_;
>>7569565
Small price to pay for a wife that overpowers most of MGE
>>7569559
Much like we treat our pets today. We love them probably more than we love other people, and we dote on them often, but we still expect them to obey us and be subservient to us.
Pregnant pupper wife telling you to buy a 200lb bag of kibble because she has cravings!
>>7569567
Are hellhounds really that powerful? I got the impression that they were the most persistent, but most MGE "power" basically amounts to "she can REALLY have sex with you".
>>7569713
they're probably among the most fit and fast MGs among the hordes
usually it's either fast/strong/good with magic, but hellhounds seem to have a good mix of the first two. there should really be a tier list of monster girl strengths and weaknesses.
I would unironically watch The View if they were all monster girls.
A dragon girl
A wolf girl
A manticore
A catgirl
A zombie girl
And they all have witty backs and forths about how they cause their husbands trouble and talk about how to cook monster girl cuisine.
>>7569834
You mean like all the other "The-" shows there are? I would watch a lot of shows unironically if the entire cast were monster girls.
>>7569834
>how to cook monster girl cuisine.
Which translates to, how they fuck their husbands. Which positions they use, how long they fuck, how they acquired their husband etc etc.
I bet they'd even bring their husbands onto the show to fuck them infront of the audience and cameras
>>7569850
>cow girl comes on as a special guest
>her husband is in tow
>they talk about their love life and family life together
>suddenly, she strips off his clothes and starts blowing him in front of the studio audience of monster girls
>she starts giving him a titjob with her massive jugs
>finally rides him until he cums inside
>entire audience is masturbating the whole time
>cut to commercial
>come back
>wolf girl and cat girl have a friendly argument about whose husband is better while the cow girl is still mating with her husband in the background
>>7569891
>Cthulhu girl starts using her husband as a dildo
Okay, maybe I'm mixing my fetishes a bit, but it would be cool to see how the different types of monster-girls translate into different personalities and sexual preferences.
>>7569532
Im at a loss on what kind of monster girl this is, eldritch, demon, etc?
>>7569938
On the topic of Cthulhu, one of the names I have gone by in a few video games is Nyarlathotep.
>>7569991
That's a mouthful.
>>7569993
Better than Yaggdytha in my opinion.
Also, Bast is both an Egyptian god and an elder god in the Cthulhu mythos.
>>7569998
I see. I know next to nothing on the Cthulhu mythos, honestly.
>>7570003
I tool a look at the wiki.
>>7569993
>>7570003
You'd like a long name? How about:
Shub-Niggurath: The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young
>pic is from Ane Naru Mono by pochi
>>7570009
>The Demon who Became my Sister
Is it a good manga?
>>7570022
I enjoy it. Both the porn and non porn versions. So i would say its good. I recommend looking at the porn versions to get a feel for pochi's art style then give the non porn versions a try
>>7570024
Sounds good, I'll give it a try
>>7569292
Is she laughing or is that a sigh of satisfaction or similar?
>>7570186
I'll pass...
>>7570058
Latter, she likes the sweet nothing that the guy whispered in her ears.
>>7570186
>>7569713
If you were to go through all the species, I'd say they're in the top 10%
When I found out that I could marry a monster girl in Rune Factory 4, I googled potential candidates and fell in love with the puppet, however reading further and finding out she turned into some normie lolita bait I got so fucking mad.
she was an adorable fucking puppet and they scrap every charming thing about her design in her human form, /d/ when can I finally have a mischievous puppet monster wife I can romance?
>>7569104
Anyone have a link to a writefag pastebin for MGs or anything?
>>7569713
No matter how much sex they have, they will never tire. Also they are always in control thanks to their stamnia. And if they want sex, they will make it happen.
>>7570277
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DvxGFmqaFMH7cP1xPFYEF6Xhr7TMozJacKUfJiBHHos/edit#gid=0
There's loads more out there, but this one is a decent one.
>>7569161
my thoughts exactly
>>7569291
>ave, true to caesar
>>7569046
UNF
>She becomes a bad doggy because you trained her poorly and let her fuck you all the time
>Lunges at anything female
>Straddling you aggressively and trying to screw the jizz out of even if you have company over or are in public
>Growling at you if you try to push her off
>Sucking and biting on your neck to leave hickies
>When you have puppies she has to chase them off you when they're older since they only listen to her and don't care that they're trying to fuck their dad
>Your oldest finally overpowers your waifu and you're set upon by the entire pack
>Your waifu is secretly proud and falls in line with the new pack structure
>Such is life under the primal laws of nature
Here's the latest one, I should have some more this week.
>>7570762
You had me until the incest.
Watched the MG anime and found a mobile MG game that's pretty good, having started here I can feel I'm about to reach MG nirvana.
>>7570787
>Watched the MG
the one with Miia or the current one with the centaur?
>>7570792
THERES MOAR? There was a centaur but also a Miia?
>>7570800
The two i'm thinking of are monster Musume and centaur worries. The only other one i can think of is Seto no Hanayome.
>>7570812
Much thanks Anon, now I can finish my path to enlightenment.
>>7569125
Yes... YES! I need more.
>>7569292
Where did you find this consensual goodness?
monsters simultaneously heighten my desire to be in a relationship and remind me that no relationship can be with monsters, help
>>7570248
I don't know about being eaten, but a full body blowjob sounds pleasant.
>>7569291
Anime was a mistake
It's a proven fact that pupper wife is best wife.
>loyal
>cute
>will set up a pillow fort and lob paper balls at the mailman
>chases cat girls away who even look in your direction
>>7571206
what about pic related
>>7571247
Pupper wife in heat is very passionate and comfy.
>>7569096
>you will never do cute things and make your monster waifu blush
its not a good type of feel
>>7569291
aut viam inveniam aut faciam
>>7571317
semper ubi sub ubi, fellator
>>7569049
is this from a manga?
>>7569500
Not quite, she wanted the union of humans and monsters to bear incubus sons and monster girl daughters.
Currently, monster girls only give birth to more monster girls, which will eventually lead to the extinction of both.
With certain interpretations of it, you could say her plan is to create monster boys.
>>7570767
do you draw other girls like rachnea and centorea?
>>7571410
Unfortunately not. Everyone always asks, but sadly it's a one off
>>7571427
He's not an artist. He just spends a retarded amount of money on them.
>>7571441
lol and dang
>>7571427
I don't draw them, these are commissions I have made by Krabby and as the name Implies I don't get anything commissioned that doesn't have Miia in it. I've thought about it but I just can't bring myself to miss a chance to have Miia drawn. But I do have other girls drawn with Miia.
>no fox wife to play vidya with
>TFW no Gazer gf to see eye to eye to eye to eye to eye with
>>7571247
>>7571684
I prefer monster girls with only 2 eyes.
>>7571714
get a load of this low-insight nerd
>>7571575
adorable
>>7571714
>this
>>7571733
Look at him and laugh
>>7569049
>ywn pat the Hellhound
>ywn eat a delicious meal lovingly cooked by your monstrous wife.
This hurts my feels, man.
>>7571870
Why even live
>>7571866
stop it anon, don't make the feel any worse
>ywn pat the hellhound
>ywn have the hellhound frozen in disbelief for a second
>ywn have the hellhound "pat" you back
>in the crotch
>into the ground
>repeatedly
>>7571870
>ywn have all of her eyes staring at you eagerly waiting for the moment you compliment her cooking and seeing her smile while beaming with joy afterwards
>>7571884
PHYSICAL
PAIN
>>7571872
>ywn have fluffy snuggles
>Its about winter
>You think about going out to get the groceries
>Monster girl GF out visiting parents.
>You're still wearing her scent
>Can't get it out of you, or the house.
>its okay though
>Its been a lifetime with monster girls in the world
>You go to your wardrobe, and pick out today's gear
>You decide to go with the stylish blue plastic armour she bought for you last Christmas
>You look like a crappy larp knight, but the armour is padded and keeps teeth out of you.
>You head downstairs and eat some toast, helmet under your arm
>You send her a text, and take your stun rod out of the charging port.
>Meet your friends outside
>You march to the grocery store with the squad, armoured up and looking around.
>You carefully get you and your mates to the grocery store, the sheer numbers and the threat of shock prods the only thing stopping other monster girls from trying to rape you.
>You go home, fire up the PlayStation, drink beers with your mates.
>you call up to tell her about your day.
>She says she loves you and thanks you for not letting the other monster girls touch you while she's away.
This will never be your life ;-;
>>7571941
that is god dam adorable
kan look nuke
>>7571986
Wtf is this server and why is it full of OH people?
What happened while I was gone?
>>7571991
it was another small skism
no big deal.
we can discuss over voice.
same drama happend that normaly happens, except dingus got btfo'd and we finnaly culled DSB
iron guard is dead with sterlok posting
>>7571994
Can't VC right now my dude, already said I'm at my flgs
I'm gonna go undercover for a while, changed profile pic and nick, look for comus
>>7571996
well remeber this is my profile picture
>>7571977
Could you imagine what it would be like living in Alaska in a world with monster girls?
I'll say this much: I would be wearing thick metal armor and carry 2 guns, a taser and a knife.
>>7572002
/Taser
>This is to stop Wolf Girls
>/Guns
>This is to stop BearGirls
"What about Sasquatch?"
"Turn the gun on yourself, spare yourself the slow and painful death by Snu Snu."
>>7572008
I never said how big the guns would be.
>>7571977
>bear monster girls
>inherently THICC
wew
>>7572020
>tfw no fluffy polar bear wife to cuddle with in winter
>>7572038
Strangely I would rather have a wolf or a hellhound.
>nervous but aroused barking
>ywn bathe with your waifu
>ywn playfully splash water on each other
>it will never escalate to playfull wrestling (with you at a clear disadvantage)
>it will never evolve to hot steamy shower sex
Life sucks, man.
>>7572041
Hellhound a besto
>>7572008
You can kill anything with a gun as long as you use enough gun
t. /k/
>>7572008
>T. Mountain chimp
.380 can kill a gorilla. it'll work on you too
>>7572168
>how am I gonna stop some big mean monster humper from shagging me a structurally superfluous new be-hind?
>the answer: use a gun
>and if that don't work: use more gun
>people say monsters are soulless
>eyes are the windows to the soul
>gazers have loads of eyes
>this makes them the most soulful and caring creatures ever
Need I continue?
>>7572248
>Need I continue?
Please.
>>7572248
Well eye's are just that windows. if i look into a vacant house whether there is one window or many, it's still vacant.
/fit/ dog butts
>>7569435
buck-satan is a literal god with patrician taste.
>>7572235
What is going on with this image? Is she absorbing those dogs through her hip?
>>7572349
Old mythos had scyllas with vicious wolf like appendages at their waist. Most depictions have kinda left them out and it is more like Ursula from the little mermaid.
>>7569291
"Hey how you doin' lil mama? Lemme whisper in your ear, tell you somethin' that you might like to hear."
>>7569291
"And so I squeezed the mayonnaise onto the egg... Mayonegg"
>>7572232
Or you could just use a 20mm or 30mm semi-automatic anti-tank rifle.
>>7571121
>"Huh? Cock goes WHERE?"
Pic related inspired me to write this.
https://pastebin.com/AETMD0cc
>>7572958
>Implying that monster girls don't want huge, throbbing cocks to make them forget everything except that they belong to him during sex
>>7569046
Here's some stuff /jp/ made once.
http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH
>>7573017
Kek
>if you cant aford a lawyer, wurm will be provided for you.
These are great anon
>>7569537
I like this idea, I wrote something similar with the exception being that there were male monsters that were fully monster-like due to sexual dimorphism. Eventually they even decide to change humans as well to suit their interests (Which is why humans there use hemocyanin rather than hemoglobin).
>>7570943
>full body blowjob
This is a perfect justification. Why did I have to overthink mine?
>>7572990
DESU the idea I was going for was that monstermen are generally larger and more physically imposing (like centaur men in Okayado's MonMusu) with penises that are more than effective for reproduction in size and performance but also make mating usually barely above tolerable for members of the same species. Obviously species with reversed sexual-dimorphism like Arachne would be femdoms naturally but the males would still have big dicks, and of course solely-female species like harpies and lamia would be exempt from this too.
>>7573047
I remember Abubu made a short manga about a world where monsters slaughtered all human men, raped all human women, and many generations later life resumed to be the same between males and females with men being monstrous and females all monstergirls. Wish he did more than one chapter, the gecko-girl was adorable.
>tfw no bat gf
>>7573131
So this is what Lyle meant by a tender young blind guy
>>7573131
I love that the markings around her eyes make her kinda look like she's wearing glasses.
>>7571769
I'm gonna need more like this anon.
First time back since around mid June, anyone know what happened to /efg/?
A classic
>>7573002
i want this now
>>7569713
Is this Liru?
>>7573291
An angry god called mod-tan got NTR'd by western literature.
>>7572958
Please make more.
That was awesome.
>>7572958
For the love of jesus, make more,
>>7573413
>>7573415
>>7573416
>>7573417
>>7573418
>>7573419
>>7573422
>>7573423
>>7573340
So where did they all go?
>>7573416
Its fucking censored...
Anyone else feel like these threads are unusually civil?
I mean, going by how 4chan lewd threads usually go you'd expect some competition and arguing on who's the best monster girl, but everyone in these threads seem to agree "yeah they're all great".
>>7573553
It's nice, No arguing most of the time, we can enjoy our monster girls in peace
>>7573553
We've no need for arguing
We have qt monstergirls
>>7573553
going by a lot of the porn threads on 4chins i'd also except a lot of erp
yet none to be found, thankfully
>>7569046
>Monstergirls love their human husbands very much
>Their offspring is either more cutie Monstergirls or a perfected or "convenient" human male
>Monstergirls value, treasure, and appreciate their human husbands
>Monstergirls are definitely absolute faithful lovers and spouses to their human lovers, so much so they would never cheat at all
>A Monstergirl is far more faithful, loving, caring and nurturing to their human husband than or compared to alot of human women
>Monstergirls are also never picky or choosy and again, will always appreciate their husbands for even the smallest of things
Is it safe to say Monstergirls, especially the strong, powerful and dominant ones like Dragons, Hellhounds, Manticores, Ushi-Onis, certain Succubi and certain Lamias. Are far more superior and perfect unlike regular human women?
>>7569096
That image is heresy! Clearly the manticore is the dominant one!
>>7573594
Fucking this
>>7573614
>Is it safe to say Monstergirls, especially the strong, powerful and dominant ones like Dragons, Hellhounds, Manticores, Ushi-Onis, certain Succubi and certain Lamias. Are far more superior and perfect unlike regular human women?
>>7573649
$20 Hardcore set is the highest unlock for anything, which is still retarded but not near as bad as the $49 as you claim.
>>7573673
I don't think that by pledging $20 you can download the stuff from previous months, and these ones are back from October. I could be wrong though; I'm just going by the packs that he has on his Gumroad account.
>>7571714
How... Vanilla of you.
>>7573696
>>7573614
>tfw I crave emotional reciprocation, knowing someone is excited to have me walk through the door after work, to be cherished and loved, to the point where I legitimately dump my hope and feelings into 2D monster girls.
It's a mostly hollow sort of abstract feel
>>7573745
Meant to have pic with it
>>7573742
>comic by Ben Garrison
lel
>>7573745
>this
It is truly a terrible feel
>>7573835
What if the monster is still on the outside but she isn't a monster girl?
>live in a mon world growing up in a human town never leaving
>always hear how bad rape is around the girls and police in town
>leave town once and see a man struggling under a pile of monstergirls
>be a hero seperate them prepare to bask in glory like town
>"yo man what the fuck, i was getting raped here!"
>" yeah we was raping him here! Thats really rude why do you look so proud?"
>"never talk to me or my rapeists again"
>>7573447
trash maybe. Since that's a board where CYOA migrated to. That or the left half chan.
>>7569291
It's free real estate
>>7573866
Someone here will probably still fuck it
>>7569549
Underrated post, dont have anything, but akaname are adorable.
>>7570762
You had me at the incest.
>>7573745
I wonder if I'll see her on the other side of the noose
>>7573964
>anon decides he can't take it anymore
>he wants to be with his waifu so he offs himself
>some months later portals open up between our world and the MG world
>anon's waifu who has waited for this day is ready to meet anon
>upon arriving at his former home, she learns that he's dead
>she visits his grave, uncontrollably sobbing the entire time
>"if only I could have made it here a few months earlier" she thinks to herself, filled with sorrow and despair
>she lives out the rest of her long, painful, loveless life without her husbando
>she never meets anon in the afterlife, their souls ending up in two separate realms: anon in hell for suicide, hers in heaven
>maybe heaven will be able to erase her pain of never meeting her soulmate
Remember anons. They're coming, and by becoming an hero, you will never get to meet your waifu in this life or the next.
>>7574000
I would just like to say one thing: I am more inclined to believe that reincarnation is what happens after death than the souls of the dead going to a heaven or hell(other than maybe as a kind of waiting room for souls were the souls in heaven are reincarnated faster than the ones in hell).
Manticore anyone?
>>7573745
Yeah, that's about right.
Sure the cat's happy to see me and is very vocal about that fact but it's not the same. Also, I'm not sleeping with my cat.
>>7574000
>monster
>in heaven
>>7573017
>mg hospital
Injury from
Sex
Post sex
Cuddling
Other
And the fucking look she gives
>>7574000
the problem is the same reason they'd love you, they're not picky, would let them move on
also dimensional portals aren't real, none of this is real
have a bird
>>7574375
>also dimensional portals aren't real, none of this is real
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>7572958
Chapter 2 if anyone cares:
https://pastebin.com/Ydh7ubeH
>>7570762
You had me until the incest
>>7574423
YES!
>>7574423
That turned incredibly stupid and disappointing so fast that I felt dizzy.
>>7574423
It might be bad or good, but i don't care, he is doing it!
>>7570732
You think Caesar would be into monstergirls?
>>7572232
Engineer confirmed monster fucker
>>7574491
Caesar WAS a monstergirl
>>7574375
Black holes are real, and worm holes(the science fiction kind) might be real, and worm holes(assuming they are real) might allow a sufficiently scientifically advanced civilization to travel to other parallel universes.
>>7574423
I wish you would just make a user so that way all your stories are in one spot.
>>7574423
Is there going to be chapter 3?
Please let there be chapter 3.
>>7574423
>>7574769
I second this, I would love to see some manticore action.
>>7574343
Heh
>>7569046
Would art thou consider the Abyssial Fleet Girls Monstergirls though? They are literal demonized allied warships and someitmes outright monsters compared to the main cast who're considerably humans.
>>7575178
>Being attracted to naval vessels
>>7575178
They're boats though
Can I get some cute undead?
>>7570595
What happened to smut on /d/? I feel like one day the thread just disappeared, and I'm not sure where it went.
>>7574000
>trips of truth
>an hero and you'll never meet your monster waifu in the afterlife
I'm superstitious enough to believe this, so here's to slogging it out on this speck of dust till judgement day and trumpets sound.
>>7575178
Last time i asked evryone said, they were fine with some in the thread.
Guys
Guys
...
Pregnant
Monstergirl
Mood swings and cravings
>>7575375
>the rape never ends
>>7575375
i like to imagine they have a degree of control over when they get pregnant, i.e they can sort of "turn off" their pregnancy and just fuck to fuck
>>7575349
Happen to know who drew that, or is it from a drawthread?
>>7575408
you could literally read the filename
>>7575417
Fuck, dude. My bad.
>>7575435
no problem
>>7575349
>>7575350
>>7575375
XD A hellhound craving motor oil.
>>7575375
>SPOONFEEDING YOUR ANGRY MONSTER WIFE ICE CREAM AS SHE WATCHES SAD MOVIES
THIS
IS
LIFE
>>7575539
>>7574423
Okay, gonna trip fag for this. Made an account on Pastebin to keep all the chapters together. Chpt. 3 is in the works.
https://pastebin.com/u/TheJackass
>>7575611
>pip hasn't updated twitter since start of july
>last thing update implies part 4 of layers
i can't contain myself
>>7575630
I just noticed how similar solopipb's and lightsource's artstyles are
>>7575302
Faggot mods
>>7575630
Pip said part 4 is coming this winter. hype.
>no doujin has explored the whole "monster under the bed" storyline but with a qt monstergirl that drags a dude under
Drawfags get on this right now
>>7575678
Well, not quite what you were saying but
>>http://themonsterunderthebed.net/?comic=test-post
http://natron77.deviantart.com/art/Monster-Yurisume-Volume-1-Harpy-Heaven-572868079
>Inb4 Deviantfag
>>7575696
>the character's name is fucking shadow
>>7572228
O C T O P U S S Y
*laughs at you*
>>7575794
She won't be laughing with my cock in her mouth.
>>7575801
She's probably had enough practice to do both
>>7575806
I'll allow it then if I'm getting sucked off in the process.
>>7575619
>https://pastebin.com/u/TheJackass
Praise the maker
>>7575619
Praise be upon him
So what's been happening? I heard mgg threads on /jp/ are all but dead now. The writefags all left
>>7575721
Feels bad man
>>7575827
*wiggles ears*
>>7575889
A true thread staple.
>>7575827
>I heard mgg threads on /jp/ are all but dead now.
it's not dead. It's just that there's nothing new to talk about since there hasn't been any new MGE content for a few months now.
Nice puppers.
Nice penguin.
Nice pussytail.
why are dragonfags so prolific?
>>7576215
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>>7576230
Pieces done by a friend of mine.
http://rckbttm.deviantart.com/gallery/
sadslut.club source
>>7576235
Not the greatest but they're pretty alright
Here's for the Birbfags Papi was Krabby's girl of the month for July. I'll be getting all my Miia commissions back after he finishes 2 more works.
>>7576220
A besto.
>>7576235
>>7574423
Chapter 3.
https://pastebin.com/TkKGBduB
>>7576322
ahh yea!
>>7576322
I hope you keep 'em coming
>>7576358
>cat
>awoo
the fuck is this