you have the choice of becoming your favourite anime girl. The

Shinji wouldn't hurt me and I could yell until I got my way.

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Simple enough.

>pick a girl from a series without male characters
>enjoy freedom

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>when you don't do this.

>>7474350
The mc interest from bakuman
the mc from bakuman
Their relationship was stupid but pure and I want it.

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I choose Kanbaru because Araragi is a qt with a great body who I'd want to make gentle love with. Being Senjo would make more sense in canon but Kanbaru is best girl.

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>>7475863
How can you choose third worst girl in a series with so many great girls?

I'd pick Shinobu because I want to be a cute girl.

>>7474350
Screw that, I'll pick something completely so yuri that it passes the Bechdel Test by default.

where's the catch?

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I choose to be Megumin.
I can cast explosions, I just hope Kazuma has a big cock

>>7476445
Something seems wrong with her arms.

>>7474350
1: Become Pirotess
2: Get fucked in all holes by Ashram

Win-win

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I'll be Ranma-chan, and I'll take being Ukyo's little waifu.

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>can lay eggs
>mc is an awesome cook
>mc has the patience of Job with me
>can be cute and thin for the rest of my life
>tiny body ensures mc will be a big fit regardless
>MOTHERFUCKING FLYING

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I'd dedicate myself to Anderson, just to fuck with his priestly vows.

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Risa Hawkeye from full metal alchemist and I'll make scar my Daddy. He has suffered a lot due to the military, so I'll make sure to make it up to him. Also Scar will fuck me like a slut, but won't kill me because I'm not an alchemist.

Fags

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>>7475280
Patrician taste.

>>7476445
Fuck, you got there before me.

Guess I'll have to go with being a sex slave to my big brother. Unless being the ship-girl of an admiral is applicable.

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Momo from my hero academia and im owned by all might

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Melfina, Outlaw Star.
I'd give myself to Jim Hawking, because straight shota is hot.

Sakura Haruno from Naruto. Not super sexy, but I love her.

As for the guy, ehhhh....... Kisame or Kakuzu. Probably Kakuzu because tentacles.

This is somehow gayer than the gay board, but still less gay than masculine Futa without a vag or tits.

Bravo, good sir.

Aisha Clanclan on Outlaw Star.

I'd gladly be Gene's pet pussy.

>>7477476
Hey, >>7477707 here, just wanted to say good taste lol.

>>7474564
The only correct answer

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BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH.

Being a robo maid/sex slave sounds perfect.

>>7477716
>>7477707
>>7477476
>>7477088
>>7477058
>>7476445
>>7474350


Patrician choices.

I would be Ryoko Hakubi, and serve Kagato because I'm pretty sure he'd do some right kinky shit to me.

Also because Tenchi is the blandest Mary sue fuck ever.

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I've found a loophole, no one could ever lewd Dolores!

>>7474350
Yoko as well. Love her hair and I'd love to flash myself like her in that skimpy outfit. Big boobs and bug ass. Kamina would be my daddy too. He'd make me feel safe.

>>7477058
>I'll be Ranma-chan, and I'll take being Ukyo's little waifu.

This is one and only correct answer.

>>7474564
He's the son of Gendo Ikari

in time he'll corrupt himself to the point you'll be licking his cum off the floor every day

>>7479802
Oh please, Yui had Gendo whipped. Gendo literally couldn't live without his waifu to the point where he fucked up her master plan just so he could get her back, and before he met her he was basically just Shinji in college.

Yui Ikari had Gendo wrapped around her little finger.

>>7475095
>>7475863

Well no, you don't get to pick. There is no choice there.

You have a preferred female anime character that you like more than others. That's who you end up becoming. Nobody can change what they like and don't like on a whim, people don't work like that. Whether or not you are self-aware enough to know which one is actually your favorite is irrelevant as the magic will know. That just means you have no idea what the outcome would be.

Your only choice is a binary one. Do you accept the deal? Yes or no?

>>7474350
Hmmm... I'd like to be an anime, but the rest is way outside something I could live with.
I think I'd rather eat a bullet.

Id be android 18 and just have krillin eat my box standing up whenever i wanted. If he tries to establish dominance i blow him up

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If only...

>>7480035
wtf them hands

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>>7474350
I become Smith and cuck Darling away from >>7477082 with my long and sexy legs.

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>>7478962
>I'll be Ranma-chan, and I'll take being Ukyo's little waifu.
>This is one and only correct answer.

The only question is whether you want reverse trap Ukyo, normal girl chef Ukyo, or girly-girl Ukyo.

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>>7480035

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> happy marriage for the rest of my life
> can fly and control electricity
> ayy lmao

>>7476457

I'm still trying to figure out who my best girl is, but Pirotess is definitely on the shortlist, and I wish to congratulate you on your excellent taste.

So... Nausicaa is topnotch and let's face it, the alpha top of that story is Kushana so sorry sidekick, I really like you but at the end of the day I'll live out my day on Princess Sexy Voice's leash.

But Valley of the Wind really rides on the comic being such a runaway train of awesome, so it's not an obvious choice.

Leon MacNichol gets kicked out by Sulia Stingray because he's 150 pounds of comic relief and Princess Sexy Voice is in the house again. Priss Asagiri goes to Sexy Lesbian BDSM Harem, do not pass go. And I'm not riding Uploaded Carter J Burke's cock, fuck that.

Alita fails for single OAV so no doll/ampute fetish fun times with Doc Ido. Pervert posthumanism never looked so good. Still, close to shortlist.

Fuck you whoever on IRC brought up Grave of the Fireflies, fuck you right in your burned-out eyesocket.

Finally Faye Valentine and I think we have a winner. Vicious can fuck right on off, Spike is bendy and fun and all but I like a certain seriousness in a top and you know what they say about the quiet ones. Get Jet out of his shell and this navy might not be that heavy on the rum but the sodomy and the lash will be working overtime, and so will I in remote control shock collar and ditto chastity belt. So may places on that boat to chain someone up or down, and after some nights in the bilge I'll really work to sleep at least at the foot of the Captain's bed after he's done with me.

So... Torumekian love dungeon, weeks in power armor configured as prison and triple fuckmachine, spending most of my time as a doll having my pain and pleasure centers worked as a disembodied cocksucking head, all nice but the winner is the welt-covered gambling gunfighter getting giant dick in throat and ass whether she wants it or not, and loving it.

>>7477466
>AllMight
But he's never got time for the good smash...

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Seems like a win-win to me.

>>7482752
Let's not underestimate the power of a good big strapon tucked down a reverse trap's pants.

>>7478865
>implying

>>7477058
Lol, you mean Ryoga's.