/yg/ Yandere General

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I will sukku your dikku if you know who's using this avatar.

>>7366267
So you liked that amputee yandere pic after all, huh?

>>7366267
There is no discord, the one thats been posted here recently is just a bunch of desperate nerds orbiting some attention whoring crossdresser who bans any other crossdressers/females.

so is the yg community completely dead then?

>>7367365
There are a ton of discords, it's just that most of them are private. The one that was posted here was just fine.

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Gathering incriminating evidence about your partner so that if he ever tries to leave you can fuck him over legally. Hot?

>>7368067
That's literally my biggest fear. That kinda borders too much on reality for me to find it hot.

>>7368075
It is pretty fucked how easy it would be for a yandere to blackmail a guy into staying with her by gathering or forging evidence of crimes. Or she could just cry "He's an abusive rapist wifebeater!" to get him locked up. It can't be hard to seduce a guy into having rough sex so you can show the bruises to the cops...

Corrupt cop going yandere over a guy and locking him up repeatedly just so she can spend more time with him. Hot?

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>>7367653
yg will never die, anon. yg will always be there for you... don't ever leave yg, okay? And don't you dare cheat on yg with those other slutty generals!

>>7368101
very

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What's better, a submissive yandere or a dominant yandere?

>>7368468
A submissive one for sure. Much more scary when she goes yan, like Yuno.

>>7366267
did the discord get purged or was i just removed for a specific reason

>>7368468
for story telling, submissive, like >>7368481 said
but for me, i like my crazy girls to have complete control of me

>>7368481
I think a girl like that would be a switch. Submissive in general but dominant when angered or when she sees no other way to get what she wants.

A totally submissive yan would do anything her senpai asks, even if it hurts her. A totally dominant yan would control every aspect of her senpai's life and order him around.

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i want to be completely controlled by the girl who loves me
why does not having someone to love hurt so much

>>7366296
>>7366299
>>7366300
>>7366304
Cute AF

I finished reading Happy Sugar Life.

Anyone know any other manga where the yandere kidnaps her loved one?

Even better if it's like Happy Sugar Life and the series starts with the kidnapping having already happened and it's about the yandere trying to hide her love interest in her home.

So, how many discords are there? There's the old one that's invite only, there's the one run by the trans chick, there's the one run by spooks and there's one more run by an oldfag that's invite only. Did I miss any?

Ladiesman217 approves this thread.

>>7369917
NIGGA HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP THERE

>>7370572
M E T A
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>>7370465
You should probably go back to guarding the flag, Shia. But don't worry, I won't let anything divide us!

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BBW yanderes?

>>7370572
ask nicely anon-kun

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sorry for the late finish. my internet took a shit for almost the entire day.

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>>7369322
he forgot the last page. goes after >>7366300

>>7368468
The dominant one personally.

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Is the chicken guy still here? The guy who started dating a yandere who said she was gonna cut chickens into her arm if he didn't talk to her.

Why do normies think it's invasive to look at a loved one's cell phone and e-mails? They shouldn't have any reason to keep that stuff private unless they're hiding something, right? Most people only have boring mundane conversations on there, anyways. One time I did find some lesbo porn in someone's email, though.

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>>7369917
I am politely enquiring on the thoughts you had in your mind while halting the process of "dumping" this Japanese pornographic. I am also respectfully asking you to continue posting the remaining pictures so I can resume my masterbation.

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dumping a classic

>>7367365
so what ur telling me is that the admin is yg

whats the problem then

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So this is the admin?

tfw no one eyed 6 toed yandere gf

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>>7373191
what the fuck anon why do you want this

are you fantasizing about fucking her eye socket?

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tfw no gf so yandere she'll let me scoop her eyes out and let me put my balls in her empty eye sockets

we need more weird yandere shit

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>>7372875

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thats all she wrote

CA , Dex , queen , tomoko poster guy (forgot your name sorry)

Do any of y'all come here anymore?

>>7373296
AHHHH OH GOD WTFFFF

>>7373778
No

>>7374288

Oh snap long time no see
how you been?
Anything new in the world of yandere?

Discovered a manga with a thicc yandere nee-san it was actually real sweet once it stopped being porn

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>>7373596
It's like if junji ito wrote a porno

Wouldn't it be cute to go on a picnic with a yandere? Instead of carving the little stereotypical heart on the trees, she would carve your name all over the forest.

>>7374551
Alllll over the forest.
Every. Single. Tree.
For you.

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>>7371005
>it's like i'm fucking a horse or something

>>7374569
And the rocks, too. Rocks are even better. Trees can burn down, but most rocks ain't going anywhere any time soon.

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Carving your name on the bricks of your lover's house so that if he ever ditches you he'll be forced to remember you unless he moves to a different place.

>>7374833
Just skip the middleman and carve your name on your lover's flesh.
It's so obvious.

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>>7374863

>>7366267
at least this particular yandere has been rendered harmless

>>7374865
You underestimate the power of devotion

>>7368468
Dominating a submissive yandere is on another level.

>tfw no insane yandere gf who keeps me in bondage

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>>7373565
Why do Hentai artists do this? Make every single guy have a fucking monster cock? can't they understand the reader self inserts into the guy, and most don't have pornstar dicks?

It's always a sweet surprise when the dude in hentai has an average dick that isn't really commented on.

>>7375057
>the reader self inserts into the guy,
There is no 'we', anon. YOU self insert as the guy. That's your prerogative.
Another will self insert as the girl, and another as a faceless bystander. Some don't self insert at all.

Artists do whatever they feel is hot (and get their editor to agree with, for magazine stuff).

>>7375185
Girls don't read hentai, anon.

>>7374507
Why do I really want a hentai drawn by Junji Ito now?

tfw I held back and didn't give into my desires of kidnapping my boyfriend and keeping him happy and mine and now he's with some other bitch
How do I kill her without him knowing it was me?

>>7375431
Don't kill her, just win him back. What kind of guy is he? There's plenty you could do do destroy their trust in each other and make him miss you. You just gotta keep your cool and think strategically.

>>7374865
Nigga, she's more threatening than ever. Now she can get fancy cyborg arms that let her shoot lasers and shit.

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*shows up wearing prosthetic dog legs and a dog tail buttplug up my ass*

I HEARD YOU WERE A FURRY, SO I SEVERED ALL MY LIMBS AND REPLACED THEM WITH PROSTHETIC DOG LEGS!

Truly, the power of amputation is limitless.

>>7375431
If he's into yanderes he might actually get a huge boner if you try hard to win him back and show extreme devotion even if you aren't together.

You could show up at his place in lingerie or something. It would be crazy and dumb, but crazy is just par for the course when you're into yanderes.

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>>7375746
What a keeper!

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>>7376109
Then again, I'm not even a furry and I'd be into this shit.

>>7375741
>he doesn't have a built in killswitch on his yandere's prosthetics

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>>7376113

>>7376174
Better yet, he could have a remote control for her prosthetics. Then he could make her do exactly what he wants like a little puppet.

>>7376198
prosthetic puppet amputees

have we discovered a new fetish?

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>>7376211
I like it!

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Wow, puppet porn is surprisingly hard to find. We need to get some artists to draw more.

In the meantime, here's the puppet frow saw getting throatfucked.

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>>7376211
Found this for you

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>>7376279

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>>7376280

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>>7376281

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>>7374915
Have you ever done it, anon?

>>7375257
>WOOOSH
What does that have to do with anything ?
You can be a manly man and wish to be the little girl.

>>7376297
Yes, and it's like being the adored god of a sexy demon that everyone else fears. Definitely not an easy relationship, but still priceless.

>>7376644
Give us more details, I'm curious about what such a relationship would be like.

How long did it last, and what did the girl do to make others fear her? Where'd you find her?

From what I've witnessed, most women who claim to be yandere aren't very devoted and rarely do anything genuinely scary..

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>>7376644

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>>7375431
Imagine raping him while forcing the new gf to watch.

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>>7375431
Just make her a cuck.

theme song of getting a slut out of the way so you can have senpai all to yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI2i8Ctkxbw

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>tfw no yandere gf that amputates herself for you

>>7377031
That's stupid tough, yanderes are great as long as she doesn't hurt you or herself. What's the fucking point of hurting her anyway?
>oh i love you so much!
>this is why im going to cut my fucking leg off.

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>>7377163
We went over this earlier, anon. The missing limbs would be replaced with remote controlled dog legs that shoot lasers.

And anyways, helpless girls are cute.

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>>7377163
I still don't have a yandere gf. Or a gf at all.

>>7377257
Why not? Girls ain't complicated.

>>7377353
I never seem to find ones that want to stick with me. Last one I dated was a little more crazy than yandere.

I have several yandere orbiters who constantly fight for my attention. Yesterday a girl I met on discord cut my name on her tit. I don't get how come some guys have trouble with women, they tend to fall on my lap with their legs spread.

>>7377395
I see it the other way; having several girls attracted to one guy seems normal to me (means the guy is a better <something>), so naturally since there's a roughly 1:1 ratio between men and women, plenty of men are left dry.

>>7377443
Just get some muscles and act mysterious, all the chicks will melt.

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Hey, did the discord run by the tranny get deleted or did she go on a banning spree?

>>7377516
Dunno but that image is very cute

>>7377514
My glutes are the thing of Greek gods, but I don't daily parade my ass around oiled and slick, so that's their loss.

~0 upper body strength to go with that lol

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>>7377520
It's creepy Susie from the Oblongs.

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>tfw no yandere gf who paralyzes you so she can have your cock all to herself

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This image isn't really yan, but I'm posting it anyways because it's really cute.

>tfw no yandere who hides under your bed

Would you find it cute if your yandere was into voodoo,santeria or witchcraft? She would do stuff like make voodoo dolls of her rivals and sacrifice chickens to keep you safe.

I can't decide if it's cute or not. On one hand I'd get irritated because I'm a huge skeptic when it comes to anything spiritual, but on the other hand spooky bitches are hot.

>>7374507
isnt that just the stuff that shintaro kago draws?

>>7378785
>>7378810
Post more.

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>>7379275
It's cute, isn't it??? Here's the name of some spooky girls, if you wanna find more stuff. This is more suited for /aco/, but whatever.

Creepy Susie
Gruftine
Lydia Deetz
Fangora Dracula
Any of the girls from Ghoul School

As for spooky anime girls, there's Hex Maniac. I cant think of many more but I'm certain they exist.

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"I love you so much I'll make everyone else bleed to death out of their asshole, senpai! Then we'll be the only people left on the planet!"

We need more anthropomorphized versions of horrible diseases.

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Yandere discord link: https://discord.gg/xp6sujx

>>7375257
The fact that i read this comment just after reading the hentai is a sweet irony.

>>7379480
Nobody cares attention whore.

>>7378954
It'd be cute. Yeah it's not real, but if you really get irritated by it that's not because you're a skeptic, it's because you hate fun.

>>7379486
I wouldn't mind it if she did it without taking it seriously, voodoo dolls are cute. But if she honestly believed in that stuff, well.. I'd worry about her being really gullible.

Not that gullibility can't be hot, mind you. It's easier to make yourself a god in someone's eyes when they're malleable.

>>7377257
Don't go for the yandere types anon.

I dated a girl that could reasonably call yandere. She found out I had sex with someone 11 years before we met and decided she needed to kill the girl. Got super pissed when I told her she couldn't do that. It was a stressful relationship.

She threatened to kill me a few times too but I thought that was kinda cute.

>>7379562
>telling a yandere you had another sexual partner at all
what did you think was gonna happen?

>>7379562
That's kinda cute, cuz I myself want to have one and only girl in my life and want her to love only me. It's a lot better when desires like that are mutual. I just would not give her reasons to worry.

>>7379609
You're assuming I told her anything. Privacy wasn't a big concern of hers.

The thing about yandere is that you don't usually see it until you're already in it.

>>7379617
If you think you can reciprocate then be my guest, just don't get stabbed or some shit.

>>7379497
I mean if she's a yandere, it's unlikely that most of her thought process is logical.

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>>7379630
It's entirely possible to stalk someone and make them yours in a way that's well thought out. I'd prefer a clever scheming manipulative yandere to one who was balls out irrational, I guess.

>>7379562
Was she a virgin? Did she have a prior history of committing crimes? I mean, dang. Where did you even find this broad?

>>>/soc/25176352

>>7379655
Can't really say if she was a virgin, she said yes but she also said that she hadn't been in any other relationships, then later said that she had been but didn't consider them real relationships because they didn't ~really~ love her. I'm thinking maybe part of the problem came from those guys.

She was pretty timid when she wasn't obsessive so no priors AFAIK. I knew she'd stabbed herself a couple of times though.

We both ran porn blogs with similar kinks, started talking, decided to meet up. It was actually kinda nice at first.

>>7378799
Not enough legs to use that quote, girl. Gotta work on that.

>>7379682
Stabbed herself? How deep? Holy shit.

>>7379686
This was before we met and I didn't really press her for details after seeing the scars, but my impression was that it was fairly deep, and just happened to miss anything important. It helped that she was kinda weak and the knives at her place were cheap. She did try to stab herself once while we were together but thankfully the knife had only gotten more dull since then. It was wild.

>>7379673
Holy shit why would you even post this there?

>>7380172
Because /soc/ is a good place for yanderes to meet each other?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

There really needs to be a yandere grim reaper hentai.

Grimmy doesn't kill indiscriminately! She's just getting rid of most people, you see, but her senpai's immortal. The other humans just get in the way so they gotta die. That would be cute.

>>7380597
>internet
>yandere
nah
its just clingy whores with self esteem issues
yanderes wouldnt use the internet because you cant be clingy over the internet
the other person can easily block you and be done with the relationship
theyll have none of that

>>7380748
An obsessive person who lets a block get in the way isn't creative enough. You can stalk the person over the internet, pretend to be someone you're not to gain their trust and watch them more closely, create alternate accounts to talk to them or heck, just get a plane ticket and camp their front lawn if you know their address. A block means nothing.

And let's not forget that tracking someone electronically is super useful even if you're with someone physically. Keep track of their phone's location, investigate their real life acquaintances over the web and all that. Trick them into installing sweet sweet malware so you can get access to their computer. Stalking over the internet is more efficient than real life stalkery.

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If someone blocked me and I desperately wanted to talk to them, I'd legit just fly over and camp their house even if it meant sleeping outside like a homeless person.

>>7379486
The fun thing about religious girls is that you can become the Rasputin to their Alexandra. It's not too hard to convince someone you're a wise guru if you know what you're doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBXRJgSd-aU

>>7380748
Double that, yanderes are not using dating site, cuz mostly they are for... err... far more casual audience. Like, yandere is not a type of person who "gives it a try" or has a "boy/girlfriend for a summer". The whole point is that they are deadly (sometimes literally) serious about such things. They find "that one person" and get obsessed over him/her, but not on a dating site/ thread. It's still possible through the internet though.

>>7381206
Why can't you look for something serious on a dating site? I mean, there's no rule saying you gotta be up for casual dating...

>>7381981
There is no rule... but they are mostly used for that, or by desperate people who already "tried" a lot and now are just trying to settle for a serious relationship after few years of "fun" (I know that this is not a problem for a lot of people, but we are talking about yanderes in particular here, not "people"). Also the point about yandere is not that they are searching for someone, but that they are searching for YOU. They find a person and then stalk them/get obsessed over them, not in opposite order.

>>7380597
It's a good place to gather up desperately thirsty guys, but otherwise lol

>>7382069
There are a ton of inexperienced male virgins on dating sites, a female yan would have no trouble finding a man who hasn't had years of "fun". I don't get why a yandere wouldn't at least attempt to aim their obsession at someone who would openly welcome it.

>>7382097
Uh, the whole internet is a good place to gather up desperately thirsty guys. Let me remind you that we're posting on a porn board right now.

>>7382097
If you wanna find some gems, you gotta dig through dirt first. No active community is made entirely of gems.

>>7382103
Yet somehow we're not nearly as bad as the average dating site...

>>7382155
Mighty high opinion of us there, anon.

>>7382178
More like shit opinion of dating sites.

>>7382099
Again, you are getting the ordering wrong. There is person and then obsession directed at that person. Not the other way around. Yandere literally means "lovesick" or something around that. Yandere is not settling for random person just to get better, she/he is searching for THAT person. There is no obsession before meeting (even throgh yandere could know that s/he is yandere and have some dreams of potential perfect relationship of desire).

so did anyone kidnap anybody yet?

i remmeber some actual yans were chilling in the thread at some point.

>>7382263
I don't know about kidnapping,but i've heard of wonderful love stories on here anon.

>>7382278
that sounds fun, shame i missed them.

any links?

>>7382250
What kind of idiot would settle for a random person??? Nobody does that. A yandere would simply interact with people in non romantic ways until she found the right person to be her mate. As any obsessive person might tell you, obsessing over the wrong person can be a painful experience for both parties. It's best to at least try to go for someone who might appreciate extreme love.

>>7382250
"THAT" person could be anyone the yandere feels an emotional connection to. There is no single person who could be their perfect mate because soulmates don't exist.

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>>7376644

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>>7382155
Yeah, because everyone's anonymous and nobody's trying to meet anyone else.

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Wasn't there a blog full of yandere stories somewhere?

>>7379483

osh, ya bitter about something buddy? ya cared enough to reply.

>>7382636
He's just being tsundere, trying to hide his desperate attraction to you.

ugh.

>>7374865
'tis but a scratch!

>>7375431
>>7375751
Idk if I'd go quite that far so quickly. There's a big difference between liking yanderes in fiction/fantasies and liking them in real life. I sometimes have yandere fantasies but I'd be totally creeped out if it happened to me in real life.

It's kind of like rape fantasies where imagining it is arousing cause you know you ultimately have control over what happens in your head and in a role-play situation you trust your partner, but the real thing would be scary and devastating.

Plus if he's not a weak-willed shitbag he'll probably at least try to be faithful to his gf if you try to get him to cheat that blatantly. You need to gradually ease him into the idea of getting back with you until he eventually breaks it off with the other girl.

>>7382877
Yea, being blatant is an insta-bonerkill. You don't want him to see through your tactics. If the girl is a rebound, then it should be easy enough to get the bitch out of the way because he probably doesn't care for her much anyways.

I've met guys who would be aroused at the idea of a hot girl showing up our of the blue and raping them at knifepoint, though, so really it totally depends on the guy and what he's into.

>>7383039
Depends no the reason for rape, if it's just your average "i'm horny, violent and mentally unstable" there is nothing good in that... but if it's "I was stalking you for some time and I love you so much that I cannot wait any longer" rape then that's hot and even cute... and even kinda "dream come true" scenario for me.

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>>7383299

>>7383318
One of my favorite hentai :3
So... yeah, kinda like that.

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>>7383328
It's excellent on so many points.

>>7383328
>tfw this almost happened to me irl
>tfw I just ended up ruining it just like everything else in life

>>7374549
Was this drawn by an alien with no knowledge of the the human body?

>>7383553
No, it was drawn by JKP, that's his entire shtick.
He never stops at merely drawing anatomically incorrect things, but always tries to push beyond into obvious impossibility.

Acquired taste of sorts.

>>7383318
>>7383328
>>7383344
The best part of it is that you think that she's typical creepy yandere but she turns out to be sweet carrying girl.

>>7383614
That's the best part :3
There are different types of yanderes and she represents the best one.

>>7383614
it's super cute and I love it <3

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>>7383318
Tits on head are SO CUTE.

>>7383553
Have more JKP.

>>7383299
What would you do if you already had a girlfriend when the love rape happened, though?

Hey girl, your man's been cheating on you for the past month with a yandere twice as psychotic as yourself. You know who you are. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8TvVg56V1o

Stuff like this is why you gotta be picky about who you obsess over. If you fall for any random Joe who makes your heart feel tingly he might turn out to be a womanizing drunk or a wifebeater or some other horrible thing :(

If your man's abusive you gotta do your best to wrestle the feels away, even if it's hard and it feels like ripping off your own arm.

The way Bloberta tried to win Clay's heart in this clip is cute, though. Moral Orel was the shit.

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And, uh, don't watch moral orel if you're looking for yandere stuff. It's pretty much the opposite of that. I just thought that clip was cute. Have some puppygirl pron.

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Don't marry a girl unless you can keep her on a leash!!

>>7384500
I dunno, I never had a girlfriend, so imagining such situation and coming up with a decent resolve for it is quite hard for me.

>>7373296
gross

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Don't marry anyone unless you're both on leashes intertwined with each other, really. If you ain't both devoted puppies, the opportunity for abuse arises...

>>7385286
But I want abuse.

>>7385379
It gets old real quick.

>>7385379
But what if I want her to abuse me?

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>>7385589
That's exactly what I meant.
I want my partner to abuse me.

>>7385441
Not for me. It's a need. I can't live without it and be happy. Manipulation, emotional abuse, gaslighting, coercion, consent violations and even physical and sexual abuse. I need it, from the person that I love.

In an ideal world, I want someone who will think that my pain, suffering, and fear is just as precious as my happiness, love, and devotion, and wants to see the full range of my emotions.

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>>7385739
I understand those feelings anon. I'm so used to that kind of stuff happening to me without it I feel lost and scared. I have no idea why my body and mind think like that.

>>7378799
Cock-spider reference?

>>7386075
What?

>>7386169
pssht, get a loadda the guy who aint heard of cock spiders over here

>>7371012
Well it's not like he can leave her without getting murdered anyway might as well.

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>>7386075
Obviously.

>>7386169
Don't be afraid of love.

>>7385589
>>7385379
Then go for it, lol. Just don't have kids with her unless you're sure said abuse won't spread over to the kids.

>>7386075
What the fuck is a cock spider? Please tell us more, this sounds lovely.

>>7385739
I actually get off on my partner's pain because then it means I can comfort them and make them happy. I used to get off on really bad shit like castration, broken bones, severe burns and guantanamo bay tier torture. I guess you'd be into someone like that who would take the fetish into real life? And would do less extreme things, of course. Nobody wants to have full body third degree burns. Look into ladies who have a hurt/comfort fetish.

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>>7386480
We desperately need more references to this involving cute girls.

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>>7385864
We're probably just fucked up. I mean, I have a history of severe child abuse, and that probably plays into it. But in the end, whatever. What I need to be happy is what I need to be happy.
I just want it from a partner that does actually love me, deep down. If possible, obsessively and unhealthily.

>>7386494
I don't want kids, really. I'd be a terrible parent, and I'm not willing to do it if they'd have a shitty time growing up. So, yeah. Besides, I'd rather my partner only focus on me. I'd get jealous of too much of her attention went to children.

>>7386503
Yes, definitely. I mean, my dating pool is a little slimmer just because I'm a girl who likes girls and lives in a conservative area. Not to mention my unhealthy needs from a relationship.
But that's really the kind of stuff that I'm looking for. For me, the emotional masochism portion is at least as important as the physical pain part. But like, torture. Exactly. As long as it isn't long term enough that we can't wait for me to heal up and then do it again.

Thanks for the advice. I'll add that to the list of things I'm trying to spot in a potential partner.

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>>7369915

>Good boy, Mr. Penis!

If your lover had aids, would you drink their blood so you could have their aids too?

>>7386813
I would be willing to drink her blood, however I'm not sure I could love someone who fucks people carelessly to begin with.

>>7386836
You can get aids through means beyond sex. Blood transfusions or accidentally getting aids blood inside of you, for instance. I once heard a tale of a crazy homeless aids patient who sliced up his wrists and smeared blood everywhere he could out of anger. Someone had to clean that up, and if they had an open wound on their hand, well..

Actually, a homeless shelter might be a good place to look for yanderes. In the USA, most homeless people are mentally ill, irrational and they sometimes get violent. It might be hard to find a homeless young woman, though. Most homeless people are men.

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>>7386924
Florida is apparently the best place.

>Florida Woman Pulls Knife on Boyfriend When He Refuses to Snuggle
>Florida woman stabs boyfriend after he ignores her birthday
>Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Farting In Her Face
>Florida woman accused of stabbing husband in neck during sex
>Florida woman stabs husband for yelling another lady's name in bed
>Florida Woman Stabs Husband With Sword

>>7386965
I'm moving to Florida.

>>7386965
Florida's crimes aren't actually any crazier than anywhere else.
The reason all the crazy stories come from Florida is because by law in Florida all police records are open to the public.

>>7386980
Look at this tool trying to hog all the florida women by feeding us nonsense.

>>7385275
But I want a girl to keep me on a leash and treasure me like a cute little kitten.

The whole meme about picking up chicks at the mental hospital isn't really feasible in the USA, as far as I know. It's very hard to get involuntarily committed and even if you are, they'll try to get you out as soon as possible. The average stay is about three days from what I've heard.

>>7386965
https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/

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>>7387216
>wanting a bad yandere who got caught

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I wish the dominant godman with the worshiping little succubus would come back and give us some fun stories.

>>7376644
Get back in here, Jesus.

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>>7387223
Well, sometimes it's hard to do things right when you're losing your mind. Some yans act like cracked out gorillas when they're all worked up. I agree that such women are shit tier though.

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>>7387045
Any idea where one would go to find a dominant woman?

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>>7386980
> because by law in Florida all police records are open to the public
wat. All states have police records open to the public, not just Florida.

No, I'm sure it's something more reasonable, like bath salts leeching into the water supply or something.

>>7386980
It's actually because a lot of tabloids were once located in Florida and obviously got local stories first.

It's because all Floridans are inbred.

Having lived in both Florida and other places across the US for years:

Florida is fucking insane. Everywhere has meth, everywhere has RCs, plenty of places have rednecks, but there's some mystical combination of heat, hicks, drugs, the Gulf Coast winds, the stars aligning ever so wrong, etc that cause an usual amount of bizarre shit to constantly be observable.

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I just want to be pinned down and raped by the person who loves me forever and ever~

>>7386980
bullshit
t. floridaman

all our women are crazy but not the good crazy. more the conniving whore crazy.

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>>7387836
'whore' ruins the appeal

>>tfw you will never go to Disney with a big titty Floridan yandere and grope her magic mountains at Blizzard Beach

What would be your ideal method of conflict resolution? Let's say you and the yan disagree on something. Would she force her opinion on you because she knows best, force herself to think like you out of love or would things be resolved some other way?

>>7366267
>cut off the other hand
>gag her
>use as cock sleeve
What can go wrong?

>>7388870
I'm an extremely passive and submissive person.
She'd force her opinions on me and I'd probably not even second guess it.
Though, ideally I'd like to know that she at least understands my side, before she makes the decision for me.

>>7388870
Personally, that's the kind of stuff you can talk about before entering a relationship with her.
Being upfront about where you stand so you can instantly see if it fits or not.

It would just be nasty to postpone that kind of problem away and letting it come and stab you in the back 36 times one morning because you forgot to tell her about it.

>>7368094
Never date a woman who has seen Gone Girl. Also counting that movie as yandere material.

>>7388990
Well, conflicts can take many shapes. Even if you've already discussed most of your views maybe one day you'll be in the mood for sex and she won't be and you'll get in an argument. Or maybe she'll feel like eating lobster and you think lobster is gross, or maybe you'll pick up the phone a little too late and she'll throw a paranoid tantrum because she thinks you're cheating.

>>7389030
That was a great movie. Amy's mindset didn't seem particularly alien to me, I must admit.

I've witnessed many loving relationships go straight to hell (and I do mean hell), so stalking for disaster prevention purposes and thinking about methods of getting an abuser locked up if things go to hell just feels natural.

>>7389032
If she gets full-blown paranoid mode you're pretty much screwed. Nothing works if she stops trusting you.

>>7386965
>>Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Farting In Her Face
That's fucking disgusting, i'd do that too.
>>Florida woman stabs husband for yelling another lady's name in bed
That's big fuck up regardless if girl is yandere

>>7389032
>you think lobster is gross,
That's enough to be killed for.

>>7389239
For me those kills seem quite reasonable too.

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>>7389177
Depends why she's paranoid. I mean, installing a tracker on his phone and investigating everyone he talks to should be enough to make fairly sure he's not cheating.

You know what would be cute? Writing diary entries every night. Then you'd get to see what's on each other's mind more clearly.

>>7389239

>>not yandere enough to sniff your lover's farts

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY FARTS, ANON? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? DO YOU HATE ME? WHO'S FARTS HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING??? I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE PUBLIC RESTROOMS, YOU CAN SMELL OTHER PEOPLE'S FARTS THERE!! YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME, HAVEN'T YOU? *braaap*

>>7389289
>installing a tracker on his phone
No big deal for me, she could look thorught my phone or my facebook any time she'd want to.
> Writing diary entries every night
It remind me of that meme that pretty much every body knows.
It was with man and a woman lying in bed and thinking
Girl was thinking what is the man thinking, why is he so quiet, is he cheating on her? and guy was thinking that he doesn't know why his motorcyle doesn't start. It could be perfect setting for yandere
>he told me "i love you" only 34 times today. Is he cheating on me?
and then guy would be like
>today's dinner was good

Does eating eggs count as cheating? They do come from chicken poonanners.

(the following link is not yandere and should only be watched if you like chicken pootytang)
https://vimeo.com/66109049

>>7389293
>*braap*
This completed it.
>>7389319
If you truly care forsomeone you do not need to eat, you can subsist on their love alone!

>>7389319
You have to eat all the eggs.

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>>7389343
BUT ANON, THEY COME FROM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

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>>7389343
When you eat a girl's period, you're eating her eggs. Her love omelette, you could say.

>>7389362
You may joke, but I have heard someone say something along these lines before.

>>7389372
Well, did you cheat on her with chickens?

>>7389372
Did she ever prepare you meals with her special egg sauce?

>>7389381
Yes but only once, because I got got sick and she felt bad about it.

>>7389289
>installing a tracker on his phone and investigating everyone he talks to

Does anyone else think this is really cute? Like, hardly even in an erotic way.

>>7388929
She'd be happy that her lover loves her back of course.

>>7389391
I think that this is adorable.

Would Wendy's be considered a yandere?

>>7387705
THIS! THIS! SO MUCH OF THIS!

>>7388929
Literally nothing. You could even go out and cheat on her and there would be nothing she could do to stop you.

>>7389837
She'd know you cheated and evolve laser eyes through sheer willpower to chop your fucking dick off.

>>7389391
It is to the NSA

>>7368094
I'd think about that stuff if he was abusing me. If he was just cheating I'd convince the girl that he's a pedophile so she would fuck off.

>>7390141
>>tfw no NSA gf who abuses her job privileges to spy on you all day

>>7389837
She would crawl and use her mouth to carry a knife to stab the ho you cheated with

>>7369521
Is really hard to find out about yandere kidnapping

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>>7390715
Yandere media is surprisingly hard to find. It's not a very popular trope... which is really weird because yanderes can add spice to any story.

>>7389837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AahYSdE8Vg

>>7390505
That actually sounds kinda adorable. Imagine her just waddling clumsily across the floor, knife in her mouth, slowly making her way to the fromt door to go find the woman. Of course, once she gets there, there's no way to open the door, so she just stabs at it in a huff to try and dig her way through until you take the knife from her and put it away, forcing her to have to start all over again.

>>7391026
If there's a doggy door she could crawl through it.

>>7391134
Not if her ass gets stuck. But having a doggy door unlocked when you need to keep a yandere inside is just stupid.

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>tfw dreamed last night that i was being kidnapped by one of my hot professors
>tfw thought it was really happening because dream
>tfw dream me thought it was hot anyways and didn't fight back
>tfw dream stockholm syndrome

can i have more of these dreams???

>>7391836
Yes.

>>7391836
I dunno if you could call is stockholm's syndrome if you liked it from the start.

We've hit bump limit and are on page 10. New thread!

>>7392762

>>7392763
RIP