Monster Girls Thread #11: Gainful Employment Edition

>>7363370

That's awesome, but I wish it had a dick. That way, I could get pizza and buttsex at the same time!

File: hoars pussy from Etheross.jpg (759KB, 2480x2612px) Image search: [Google]

759KB, 2480x2612px

Monster delivery needs to be a thing. Like, now.

>>7363373
>That's awesome, but I wish it had a dick.

you are the cancer

>>7363379

No, I just want more material for my futa centaur fetish. :P

Why you being such a reactionary faggot?

File: 79.jpg (60KB, 300x500px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 300x500px

>No traps, futa, or other gay shit
Awfully particular aren't we? This is /d/ ya know.

No problem though, I've got some good stuff to post.

File: 88.gif (1MB, 548x388px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 548x388px

>>7363390

File: 89.gif (1MB, 416x420px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 416x420px

>>7363392

File: 110.png (2MB, 1131x1600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1131x1600px

>>7363394

File: 44.jpg (222KB, 1528x1080px) Image search: [Google]

222KB, 1528x1080px

>>7363396
Here's your waifu OP

File: 65.jpg (198KB, 630x900px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 630x900px

>>7363399
Double dubs confirm

File: 68.jpg (370KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

370KB, 800x600px

>>7363400
Damn, even more digits. Enjoy having a whore for a wife OP.

http://hentai-for.me/993-z-ton-jingai-animation-a-beautiful-greed-nulu-nulu.html

>>7363370

Damn now I want a cute centaur girl to deliver my pizza.

>>7363455

Pizza's OK, but donuts are better.

I want more good centaur girl size difference stuff with focus on butt

For the love of god no futa

>>7363370
The pizza would be a horrible jumbled up mess by the time it gets to you.

Nice pic regardless.

>>7363653
Yeah, delivering sandwiches would make more sense.
Hyperactive Icelandic centaur girl who works for a Jimmy Johns stand-in, fund it.

>>7363653
look up paso fino special gait
and theirs and ice landinc bread of similar gait

>>7363376
looks like i'm going to have to give this delivery girl the "tip" she deserves

>>7363403
I would be kinda fine with having a monster wife like that. A succubus gotta work, right?

>>7363383
>deliberately antagonizes people
>lol y so reactionary xDDDDDDDD
2/10 low grade bait

File: 6de482788ed2d2bd16d5d3c2c0428b39.png (1MB, 1280x1550px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1550px

does tsuyu count

File: 1484115764352.jpg (157KB, 600x675px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 600x675px

>>7363653
Eh, I could see it working if they changed the packaging to accommodate.

File: 132072499541.jpg (115KB, 809x1040px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 809x1040px

>>7363370
OP seems a little hostile, but no reason to not keep dicks out of one thread. No reason not to make a futa monstergirl thread, either. Be cool, everyanon.

This topic is hard, though, since 99% of MG pics are girls whose job seems to be only to get fucked, without money involved...

Still, 3/4 of the girls in this pic are monsters and KIND of working?

File: 1401920170004.jpg (218KB, 995x743px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 995x743px

Hard at work doing... something.

File: 137821530412.jpg (86KB, 785x1018px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 785x1018px

Whatever work she did, pretty sure she did it wrong.

>>7358856
They are literally against the board rules

>>7364153
Only if they have muzzles. Polt doesn't have a muzzle. I'm no fan of Monmusu Kobolds, but according to the rules they're not furry.

File: 1487305248225.jpg (99KB, 500x724px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x724px

>>7364153
>responding to a 3 day old post from the last thread
how butthurt are you?

>>7364169
I just started reading the last thread to see if any good pics where in it

I never posted in it

File: 58036ec86b28ee30d44aae73741b6ce8.jpg (147KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1280x720px

>>7364216
still responded to it
at any rate this wan wan and girls like her (i.e. hellhound) has always been allowed in monster threads

File: 1398910269.inika_dress_up.png (285KB, 590x982px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 590x982px

>>7364160
>Only if they have muzzles.
>my animal-headed girl fetish is considered furry
Fug

>>7363802
As long as she's bringing in some money, who cares if she's a prostitute. At least you won't have to work. Hell she might even record it, so you have fapping material of her while she's whoring herself out to random guys. You just gotta hope she doesn't leave you for one of her clients.

>>7364330
like egyptian gods animal heads?
at any rate I find it funny how a long animal nose is insta ban, but fucking half a horse or snake is a-ok

File: 1f771c65c0bffa7cf2d426758beb38b7.png (777KB, 1200x960px) Image search: [Google]

777KB, 1200x960px

>>7364336
Yeah. It's like, I don't like it if the rest of the body has fur, so how is it furry? Doesn't help that art of it is hard to come by, much less pornographic art

File: two eyes.jpg (57KB, 300x450px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 300x450px

Does anyone have the edit of the monmusu anime promo art where they changed all the girls into normal humans? All I could find was this.

>>7364409
>promo art where they changed all the girls into normal humans?
For what possible purpose?

File: polt04.jpg (500KB, 2893x4092px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 2893x4092px

>>7364169
>>7364272
>polt owns a high profile gym
>she also doubles as a trainer
>you get /fit/ at said gym
>you pick her as her trainer
>she offers an after hours "special one-on-one training course" for anyone
>it's expensive but you know it'll be worth it
>it's late at night after the gym closes
>she takes you into her office
>have hot, passionate sex with her
>after several of these special courses the two of you develop feelings for one another
>the two of you start dating
>she still offers her special courses for anyone but begins to feel guilty about it
>you encourage her to continue them, it's better for business, and it's hot
>you ask her to record it all though so you can beat off to it, after all it's only fair that you get something out of it too
>after two years the two of you get married and move in together
>even still she offers her special courses, she even opens it up to people who aren't members of the gym and offers it daily now
>one night, she's particularly tired from an after hours long session with a brand new customer
>doesn't have sex with you when she comes home, which is rare, but you're fine with it
>the next morning she takes a pregnancy test, like she does everyday
>she's pregnant, and it's with that man
>she gets really uneasy
>breaks the news to you during breakfast
>she thought you would be mad, but you couldn't be happier for her
>she gives you the tape of her getting pregnant with that man and heads off to work
>she couldn't find the man who impregnated her
>months go by and she was never able to contact him
>after nine months in total she gives birth to his child
>the two of you couldn't be happier with the wonderful daughter she had
>as the years pass she gives birth to 4 more children, only 1 of them yours
>the two of you live happily ever after

>>7364433
Cucking is the worst fetish.

File: polt11.jpg (348KB, 1280x1810px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 1280x1810px

>>7364435
You'll come around to it the more time you spend here. I was vehemently against it too, not too long go even, but now I'm all for it.

>>7364439
It's a good thing that it's a fetish that makes you not reproduce. You're doing everyone a favor by removing yourself from the genepool.

File: polt65.jpg (316KB, 1280x1646px) Image search: [Google]

316KB, 1280x1646px

>>7364444
As long as my waifu is happy, I'm fine with that.

>>7364432
Shitposting, probably.

File: 853b94460939c3bd810cb36fe3b37765.jpg (77KB, 600x847px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 600x847px

>>7364444
goddamn destroyed by quads
puppy is for pure 1 on 1 training, and pure 1 on 1 love

File: image.jpg (152KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1280x720px

>>7364460
Suprised this hasn't been posted yet
https://exhentai.org/g/1045961/c109a4b26f/?p=45
Top teir game cg's by Aoi Nagisa

>>7364479
I wounder when I can pirate that game.

>>7364435

Cucking is something I flat out don't understand. Poly, sure, as long as it's fair to everyone and everyone knows what's going on, but...

Well, the one time I found my then-SO cheating, the extraneous guy had to call the cops for his own safety. My then-SO was out of the apartment within the day (I was paying the rent, so, yeah). There was a small amount of wall damage and I learned how easy it is to punch through American residential walls.

My family later told me that I had been too lenient.

>>7364507
I just post it for the (you)s

I wouldn't ever let my gf fuck another guy. Now the thing that puzzles me is how many of the guys who do get cucked don't even want to have sex with their gf or wife, the whole chastity cage or whatever the fuck it's called. And just as bad is the whole cleaning her out when she just had sex.

File: ChadThunderknot1.jpg (623KB, 1062x1260px) Image search: [Google]

623KB, 1062x1260px

>>7364433

This is for you, cuckanon!

>>7364444
Quads of truth. Cucks on suicide watch.

File: ChadThunderknot2.jpg (194KB, 945x945px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 945x945px

>>7364541

File: AdeptaSororitasPolt.png (526KB, 809x1181px) Image search: [Google]

526KB, 809x1181px

Now let's purge this heresy.

File: 1490109060811.jpg (329KB, 1280x1256px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 1280x1256px

so much wan wan, so much fuzzy lovey, I love these threads

>>7364334
The money is just a bonus, as long as she is happy then so am I and the recording does sound great I have to say.
But I would do my best to cuddle and comfort her while she was at home so that she doesn't leave me.

File: can you believe them digits....png (54KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x500px

>>7364444
cucks confirmed shit fetish

File: 1ebf569e8f7ac552f324786c6dfd8f4c.png (673KB, 950x820px) Image search: [Google]

673KB, 950x820px

>>7364444
I'm saddened by the fact that cuckolds thrive on /d/ in the first place.

>>7364760
>I'm saddened that those with an alternative fetish thrive on the alternative fetish board
I mean it's not my cup of tea but this isn't exactly groundbreaking

Incoming intro to a story comments/gripes appreciated
>You were feeling rather chipper right now
>For good reason, you just finished your latest contract and gotten paid
>The woods around these parts didn’t have the best reputation
>Sure there was the rare incident, but they were uncommon enough to Be written off as freak accidents
>Not that your clientele had to know, you rather liked this job
>Escorting people or caravans through the “scary” forest was cake.
>A nice sum for relatively easy work.
>And now its just a quick trip back to your starting town
>A quick walk through the woods and you’d be ready to take the next merchant group through

>Only its been 3 hours on what should have been a 2 hour walk
>And this has made you weary, a map check is needed.
>This small clearing near the river Is a good spot take a brake and check the map.
>The river will be a good orienting point anyway.
>And according to the map you are way off course.
>All the signs and directions were followed though
>The only possible way you could have ended up here is if someone tinkered with them
>Damn kids
>They must have messed with the sings in the trail, flipped them around.
>Fukkin brats they….
>A crashing sound from the underbrush forces you to a halt
>Hand on your sword, no chances since you already had an uneasy feeling.
>A wounded female deer centaur comes staggering out of the tree line and collapses

>Ah shit, the map can wait you gotta go help her
>You stick your sword in the ground and begin walking towards her
>Not really giving thought to what might have wounded her
>BIG mistake
>And that big mistake saunters out of the wood line at a casual pace
>Just the sight stops you dead in your tracks
>Here? How?
>You’ve heard the tales but always dismissed them as legend
>Or at least of no concern in this part of the world
>It’s got to be at least a head taller than you
>That is one big hellhound

File: 4f26deaab17f8ec71fbe83dbdcdf1a9e.png (2MB, 1195x1902px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1195x1902px

>>7364841
>>7364847
>>7364855

Looks good, only things that stick out are the random capitalization on "Be" and you have the wrong form of "brake" (should be break). Oh, and of course "sings" should be "signs". Just be mindful of your spelling, double-check before you post.

Otherwise, seems good so far. Can't wait to see more.

>>7364444
Kek (in reality, Slaanesh) has granted this post extreme importance. Let everyone kneel before the poster and hear that he has to say, and thus the dark god has to say:

Remove cucks from genepool.

>>7364838
4chan is so obsessed with cuck shit that it doesn't even feel "alternative" at this point.

>>7364457
Good Anon.
But I haven't a clue

>>7364336
Because the former is furry, the latter isn't.

>>7364330
>>my animal-headed girl fetish is considered furry
Sorry to tell you this anon, but that is literally what furries is. I won't judge you, but them's the breaks.

>>7366073
why does it matter at this point honestly, one's no more degenerate than the other and the only reason the rule exists is because of the old furfags from like a decade ago

>>7366122
>the old furfags from like a decade ago
unfortunately they bring just as much if not more drama with them as before.

>>7366254
>sparkledog persona fursecution fags with fetishes that put /d/ to shame
vs
>wanting to fuck a girl with some fur and animal traits on her face as opposed to being 50% animal with a human face
I just don't see it honestly, ban the faggotry but leave the fur be

File: thicc birb.png (685KB, 818x1000px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 818x1000px

I'm the writefag who was going to write that harpy story. Would you like to see some of it?

File: image.jpg (507KB, 466x1400px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 466x1400px

>>7366460
Absolutely, the need for it is indescribable with words alone.

File: 1492364738036.jpg (2MB, 3000x2122px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x2122px

Is anyone else in here interested in mechanical monster girls? There's almost no art with those.

>>7366501
Alright, I'll post what I've got.

>>>

They came down from the mountains. Great flights of them, snow-white wings beating against clear blue sky. Riding the icy north wind, they soared over the tundra towards the villages and farmlands below. As they swooped downward, the air rang with the clanging of bells from steeple towers and men scattered, dropping their tools and running for cover.

Some stood their ground, firing their revolvers into the raucous flock above. Sometimes they hit. Usually they didn't. The snowbirds circled above until a man ran out of ammunition, then swooped down and snatched him up in their claws before he could reload.

Sven's father shoved the shotgun into his hands. It was heavy, its two barrels icy cold against his skin as his father pushed open the barn door and stepped out, firing his own weapon at a diving snowbird. She swerved to avoid the first blast of pellets, but the second caught her and sent her tumbling to the ground, white feathers stained with red blood. Sven was too terrified to feel sick.

He followed his father, sweeping the heavy gun wildly but never quite able to get a clean shot. One swooped towards him and he fired blindly, flinching and screwing his eyes shut in anticipation of the kick. Naturally he hit nothing, but the snowbird flew off, for the moment at least. He tried to catch her as she banked away, but missed again.

Fumbling with cold and shaking hands, he struggled to break the gun open. He didn't manage to do it with enough authority, and had to pry the shells out with his fingers.

He got better at it. Either that, or he just became numb to it. By the end, Sven had lost count of how many shells he had fired. He couldn't feel his shoulder. There were dents in his fingertips from the rims of the shells. He wasn't sure if he had hit any, but the snowbirds had finally departed from the sky, vanishing as quickly as they had come.

>>7366526
I think they'd fit in a robutt thread better, but a cute monster is a cute monster so I won't complain

>>7366559
Plenty of humans had disappeared too, carried off by the snowbirds. Nobody really knew what the snowbirds did with men they captured, but local legends always presumed the worst. The monsters had not escaped unscathed either. Dozens lay scattered across the fields, brought down by the shotguns of men like Sven's father.

The snowbirds had always been a problem in the North. One week in the early spring of every year, they came down from the mountains in flocks to kidnap humans. Once, the villagers had been powerless to stop them. But shotguns were a much better argument against the white-feathered harpys than the arrows and pitchforks of years past.

This was the first year Sven had had to do this. He had never seen a snowbird up close before. As he slowly stumbled after his father, trying to clear the ringing from his ears, he saw one lying in a rut beside the road. She was still alive, but injured. One wing was pinned beneath her slender body, the other one outstretched at an odd angle, rising and falling in time with her breathing.

She was a strange sight to behold. She had great white wings where her arms should have been, snow-white hair, and a downy ruff around her neck and knees, where skin gave way to scaly talons. Other than that, she looked like a pretty human girl. Less pretty was the look of terror in her wide eyes, or the bloodstains spreading across her ragged clothing and pale feathers.

Sven's father noticed that he had paused and turned to follow his son's gaze, catching sight of the wounded snowbird as well. The older man scowled beneath the wide brim of his hat, pulling a revolver from his coat pocket and cocking the hammer.

Seeing this, the harpy started sqwaking quietly and desperately trying to right herself. Sven swallowed weakly and looked away as the gunshot rang out.

"You're not feeling sorry for them, are you boy?" His father asked quietly.

Sven frowned and didn't answer.

>>7366561
"I don't think they felt sorry for your brother. Or anyone else they've taken. Mamono are still monsters. They may look like girls, but they're just as dangerous as any snow-orc or wendigo. Do you understand?" Father asked, tucking the gun back in his coat.

"Yes." Sven mumbled. "I understand."

The remaining men dragged the dead harpys into a heap outside the village and burned them. Sven was about to go back to the house when his father walked up and handed him the reins to one of their horses.

"Someone thought they saw one go down over there, in the trees past the edge of Uncle Per's land. Ride over and make sure, will you?"

Sven nodded and hoisted himself up onto the horse, galloping away from the stench of burning feathers. He knew these woods well. It was his favorite place to come after chores were done for the day. He liked to watch the birds and other creatures that lived in the woods, and draw pictures of them. As he reached the edge of the trees, he tied his horse to a branch and pulled the shotgun out of its scabbard on the saddle.

He headed into the trees, moving slowly and quietly with the gun hugged tight to his chest. The woods were still. All the animals were still hiding after the commotion of the battle. As he ventured further into the woods Sven saw broken branches above him, leading towards a clearing farther ahead. He crouched down and carefully approached, until he could see between the trees.

There, curled up in a ball in the middle of the clearing, was a snowbird. She didn't appear to be wounded, but a clump of her tailfeathers were broken or missing, rendering her flightless. Sven froze, staring silently at the strange creature. He heard a soft whimpering sound. It looked like she was crying.

>>7366567
Sven raised the shotgun, placing the little brass bead where he thought the bird-girl's chest was, hidden behind her wings. He clumsily thumbed back the hammers and steeled himself. The gun felt unbearably heavy in his arms. His aim drifted, pulled off by his trembling hands. He couldn't do it. It was one thing when they were diving at him in the fields. But he couldn't shoot a crying girl in cold blood, even if she was a monster. He lowered the gun, and slowly walked out into the clearing.

The snowbird saw him and rolled over onto her back, scrambling away from him and flailing her wings, chirping in alarm. Sven hesitated, raising the gun slightly, which only caused the grounded harpy to panic more. He stepped back and lowered it again, staring at her as her struggles slowed and she pulled her wings in close across her chest, peering over them with large yellow eyes.

"Can you talk?" Sven asked, tentatively.

She stared back at him, silently.

"My name is Sven. Do you have a name?"

"Eira." The snowbird chirped softly, lowering her wings enough for Sven to see her nose.

"If you promise not to hurt me, I'll put the gun down." Sven offered, lowering the shotgun all the way and stepping closer again.

She blinked, processing. Then bobbed her head affirmatively.

"You promise?" He asked.

"I promise..." She said.

Sven gingerly set the shotgun down in the snow, and held up his hands to show that he was unarmed. The snowbird relaxed her wings even further. He could see her whole face now. Like the other one, she didn't look like a monster. Her cheeks were stained from crying, and her eyes were still moist as well.

"Why are you crying?" It was a stupid question, but Sven couldn't think of anything else to say.

"Because I failed again..." She sniffled. "Now if I ever see them again everyone will hate me and make fun of me even more..."

>>7366570
"Why do they make fun of you?"

"Because I can't find a mate." Eira whimpered. "This is the third year since I fledged and I still can't catch one. My stupid body is too big and slow, all the other girls get there first." She blushed and hugged her wings tighter around her.

"Is that why you come to our land every year? To find a mate?"

She nodded.

"Do you hurt them? The men you carry away?"

"No!" She chirped indignantly. "We would never hurt our husbands!"

"You don't eat them or feed them to your young?"

"No! Not at all! You humans are all afraid of that when we catch you, but it's not true! We only have to kidnap you because you shoot at us whenever we come near you." She explained.

"We only shoot at you because we're afraid."

"Are you afraid of me?" She asked.

"A little." Sven admitted.

"What are you going to do with me?"

"Can you fly?"

"No... One of your friends blew my tail apart and I crashed here."

"Are you hurt?"

"I don't think so..."

"Okay, okay..." Sven scowled reflexively as he pondered what to do. "I have to go back home or they'll come looking for me. Stay here and I'll come back later with some food and shelter. What do snowbirds eat?"

"Meat, fruit and nuts mostly..." Eira explained, apparently less wary of him now.

"Okay. Just stay here and I'll come back as soon as I can get away."

"You promise?" She asked.

"Yeah. I promise."

***

It was nightfall when he returned, saddlebags loaded down with an old tent, a quilt and a leg of mutton that he'd pinched from the house. He rode all the way to the clearing this time, opening the door on his lantern to light the way through the trees.

The snowbird was still there, propped up against a tree with her wings still wrapped tightly around her. She heard him approach and looked up, fear turning to excitement on her face as she recognized him.

>>7366574
"Eira?" He asked, sliding off the horse and hitching it to a tree. "Are you alright?"

"I'm cold..." Her teeth chattered. "And hungry..."

"Here." Sven pulled the quilt out of his saddlebag and walked over to her, holding it out.

She reached out and snatched it, using a pair of small talons at the joint of her wing. Sven was just able to get a glimpse of her while her wing was open. Like the other snowbirds she was dressed in rags and furs, but where the others had been slender and lithe in their build, Eira appeared to be much thicker around the chest and hips.

He ventured closer as she fought with the blanket, and helped her drape it around her shoulders. She shied away from him at first, but let him wrap her up.

While she was getting comfortable, Sven set to work clearing a circle in the snow and building a fire. Soon he had a merry blaze going, and Eira scooted closer, bathing in the heat of the flames. Sven found a pair of sticks and sharpened them with his boot knife. He cut off slices of mutton and impaled them on the markshift spits. He handed one to Eira, and showed her how to cook the meat over the fire.

She held the stick in one of her talons, eyeing it hungrily as it sizzled.

"Thank you..." She chirped quietly, pale cheeks flushing.

"I brought a tent too. I'll set it up after you eat. I'm sorry I can't bring you home with me, but they'd probably kill you..."

She nodded.

"How long will it take for your feathers to grow back?" he asked.

"I don't know. A couple weeks maybe."

"Alright... I think I can find food for you until then." Sven mused.

"Why are you helping me?" She asked, cocking her head.

"I..." Sven paused, thinking. "I couldn't shoot you... and I couldn't leave you to die in the woods, that would be just as bad... And I... Well you looked like you needed help..."

She smiled for the first time. It was a beautiful smile. Sven smiled back.

>>7366641
"Thank you. I never thought a wild human would be this kind to a monster like me..." She smiled and blushed harder, almost letting the spit of meat fall into the fire before Sven reached over and grabbed it.

As he did, his hand brushed against the fluffy feathers of her lower leg. They were unbelievably soft, a sharp contrast to her scaly ankles and sharp owl-like talons. He blushed himself and pulled his hand away quickly.

"I think it's done." He said, withdrawing his own spit as well.

She ate eagerly, stuffing her little face with juicy hunks of mutton. While she was digging in, Sven got to work setting up the tent. It was older, so his father probably wouldn't miss it. But it was still perfectly functional, if rather small. He cleared some snow away and put it up, piling some branches around it to disguise it from any hunters who might pass through here. He couldn't get away with stealing a bedroll, but he had some old horse blankets in the barn that he laid out inside the tent.

"Don't you want to eat too?" He heard Eira ask as he exited the tent.

"No, I'm fine actually... I already ate at home. I hung the rest of the mutton in that tree over there so the bears won't get it. And there's a tinderbox in the tent so you can start the fire again in the morning. The trees should be dense enough around here to hide the smoke. And I made a sort of bed for you too. Is there anything else you need? I can try to bring it tomorrow." Sven explained, suddenly feeling awkward.

"Actually... There is one thing..." Eira said hesitantly, getting to her feet and walking towards him.

She had finally lowered her guard enough to let her wings hang to the sides. She was blushing again too.

"C-could you stay here for a little longer? I'm lonely, and it's frightening being in the woods all by myself..." She stammered, shrugging her shoulders and pulling her head into the ruff of down around her neck like a turtle retreating into its shell.

>>7364084
wtf? are they going to slaughter those girls?

>>7366714
Nah, I think that artist cooks girls whole.

File: mechanical124.jpg (136KB, 850x719px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 850x719px

>>7366526
I have only ever seen spider mecha musumes

File: 1492372504614.png (2MB, 1280x1160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1160px

>>7366719

File: 1483268968543.png (272KB, 663x750px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 663x750px

>>7366526
>>7366719
I've seen a few centaurs.
>>7366732
Unf.

>>7366675
All Sven could see was her eyes and her cheeks, flushed deep pink in embarrassment as she shifted her stance awkwardly.

"S-sure." He said, smiling to try and reassure her.

She beamed back, straightening up and lifting her head so he could see her smile.

"Here, I'll open the flap so we can sit in the tent where it's dry and still see the fire." He offered.

She nodded gratefully and bounced after him with a spring in her taloned step. Sven tied the string of the tent flap around a branch to hold it open while Eira brushed the snow off her wings and what was left of her tail. He sat down on the edge of the blanket pile, crossing his legs and leaning forward to warm his hands in front of the fire.

Eira finished wiping herself off and sat down next to him, shrugging off the blanket and puffing up her feathers so they could dry out quicker. He could see now that she resembled a snowy owl more than a hawk with her wide yellow eyes, long white bangs, and cute round face.

"Sorry for staring..." Sven grimaced as he realized she could tell he was looking at her. "I've just never seen a snowbird up close before. Or any mamono for that matter..."

"I-it's alright. You can look at me if you want to... I'm not a very good example though..." She blushed harder and looked away.

"Why not?" He asked.

"I'm defective..."

"What do you mean, defective?" Sven was concerned.

"My body is too big. Harpies are supposed to be small and light, with slender legs and narrow torsos. Even snowbirds. But I've always been too thick. It's why I'm slower than them and got left behind." She explained, embarrassed.

"That's stupid." Sven blurted, before he could stop himself.

"What's stupid?"

"You're not. Too big I mean. You know, compared to a human..." He trailed off, tongue-tied.

She blinked, then smiled.

"C-can I sit closer?" She asked, leaning towards him.

"Sure!"

Eira scooted over, leaning tentatively against him. He sat as though frozen, unsure what to do.

File: 55561490_p0.jpg (391KB, 1184x1892px) Image search: [Google]

391KB, 1184x1892px

>>7366745

>>7366681
>ed... ward

>>7366764
Goddamnit you beat me to it

File: 55561490_p1.jpg (430KB, 1344x1956px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 1344x1956px

>>7366754

>>7366754
Are these unicorn gundam parodies? Whatever the case they are wonderful.

>>7366811
I was actually about to ask if she's Master Asia's horse.

>>7366460
Impressive so far, looks to be a great story. I'm the anon that made the aerodynamics and genetic defect comments.

>>7366526
Beautiful machine, would clang clang.

>>7366811
>>7366813
Oh sorry, I'm not really sure if she's based on a real mech. Anyways, I don't think I have more sadly, a shame since robot+monster girl is one of my favorite type of girls, will try to search for more soon.

File: snowbirb.jpg (91KB, 730x960px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 730x960px

>>7366840
Thank you! And yes, I had those comments in mind.

>>7366750
Not sensing any resistance, she shifted closer, nuzzling her head into his shoulder and cooing softly. He let his arm fall back so she could snuggle right up against him. Slowly, then quicker when he didn't resist, she wrapped her wing around him, pulling him close It was soft and warm under her wing. He leaned back into her, which she took as a sign to drape her other wing over him. The undersides of them were coated in the same velvety-soft down that covered her legs and collar.

"You feel so cold..." She cooed.

"Can I ask you something?" He questioned.

"Sure."

"If you don't hurt the men you take, then is my brother still alive somewhere? He was taken two years ago. His name is Erik." Sven asked.

"Does he look like you, but with red hair and a beard?"

"That could be him..." Sven said with baited breath, unsure if it was safe to believe just yet.

"Then he's still alive. He's Strigg's husband. They have two chicks now. He has an amazing voice. He and Strigg love to sing together." Eira beamed at him as his own face lit up.

"That's him! That's my brother. He used to play the fiddle and sing to the family after dinner every night." Sven was ecstatic, wrapping his arms around Eira and hugging her tightly. "Thank you!"

She blushed and trembled, hugging him back until he came to his senses and shied back.

"D-do you think there's any chance you could bring him back? Just so my Ma and Dad could know he's alive. Then my Dad could convince the others that your people aren't dangerous!"

"Do you really think that could work?" Eira asked, eyes lighting up.

"Sure!" Sven said, grinning. "If all the snowbirds want is husbands, you don't need to kidnap them! There's plenty of young men around these parts with no wives. If we can convince the townsfolk that the snowbirds won't hurt them, then you could just come and ask people to be your mates."

File: 031235136425.jpg (152KB, 850x1172px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 850x1172px

>>7366856
I wouldn't worry about it. We can look for the source if we really want to.

>>7364855
another small update

>Tall, patches of dark fur, eyes that gleamed a vibrant orange
>If it weren’t for them being known to be extremely deadly it would be a bit alluring
>She doesn’t realize you’re there? Or rather she’s ignoring you
>Best strike now while you have the chance
>You get a running start and tackle her, shoulder making good contact with her side
>Arms wrapping around her waist
>Succeeding in knocking her over you clamor over her and deliver a strong punch to her head
>She was dazed and in a bit of disbelief over what just happened so a few more punches were delivered
>Until a heavy paw landed on your back
>You winced slightly as you felt the claws graze your back
>Then gave a small cry as you were thrown off
>Expecting a counterattack, you rolled as soon as you hit the dirt
>Which was right, she missed a pounce that would have landed square on you

>>7366901
>You sprang up, ran back into her
>She hadn’t recovered fully so her counter was off balance
>That gave you the chance to hip toss her to the ground again
>whew, she had some weight, good thing hip tosses are easy
>Arm out and already in your hand you go for a straight arm bar
>But she knows that’s coming and rolls into you
>She puts all her weight, and she had some weight to her, onto you and breaks your hold with ease
>her fur drags across your skin, a lot softer than expected
>Straddling you, paws firmly on your shoulders she leans in towards your face
>A predatory gleam in her eyes
>“I would have let you go, but your throwing me around has got me all”
>She takes a deep sniff of you, a wicked grin spreading over her face
>“hot and bothered”
>oh boy
>“I’ll save you to sate one of my other hungers”
>Emphasized by a quick grind of her hips into yours
>OH BOY
>that ain’t good
>She then delivers a huge punch, right below the sternum
>All the wind in you gone, fuck that hurt.
>She springs up and seems to merrily skip to where the wounded deertaur had collapsed
>The next half minute is spent on your knees trying to catch your breath

File: kemono friends shoebill.jpg (91KB, 554x886px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 554x886px

>writefaggotry
these threads went from good to comfy

File: bustyharpy.jpg (129KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 707x1000px

Ran out of white harpies, so I'm just gonna post chesty ones now.

>>7366860
"I... I could talk to Strigg when I go back home. If you could convince your father to come alone with no guns, maybe we could do it..." Eira mused, cocking her head in thought.

"My parents would do anything to see Erik again. I'm sure of it." Sven said confidently. "Thank you so much!"

"You're welcome!" She chirped, nuzzling her face into his hair and pressing his into the downy ruff around her neck. "I-I can't promise anything you know... But I'll do my best!"

"I can do something for you, too..." Sven ventured tentatively.

"What's that?" She asked.

"You said you haven't been able to catch a mate? Well... umh, If you help me with this... I'll let you catch me. You know, if you want..." Sven grinned weakly, face beet-red with embarrassment.

Her eyes widened.

"Y-you really mean it? You'd do that?" The snowbird asked, stunned.

"If we make peace between the humans and the snowbirds, and I can come back and visit my family sometimes... I'd love to go with you and be your husband. You seem really sweet and I think you're pretty. I'm supposed to start looking for a wife now anyway. So why not?"

"Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!" Eira trilled, squeezing him tight in her soft wings and wriggling her body against him.

She let him go and sat back, her chest rising and falling as she got her breath under control.

"Awwwwwwwww!" She scowled at a sudden realization. "I don't wanna wait for these stupid feathers to come back in!"

"Wait for what?" Sven asked, grinning at how adorable she looked when she was frustrated.

"To make you my hubby and mate with you!" She chirped.

"Well... who says we have to wait for that?" Sven asked.

"You mean it?" She asked, making puppy-dog eyes at him.

"We'd have to be quick. I need to get back home before anyone wakes up and notices I'm gone."

"Okay! We should do it now then! Right now!" Eira chirped eagerly, bouncing up and down.

File: 62120593_p0 monmusu.png (4MB, 1159x1738px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1159x1738px

>>7366920
Yes, this is pretty good right now.

File: 6046446+_f2eb373704209a21a5d417e232e646ad.jpg (94KB, 900x800px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 900x800px

Never mind, I found some more white ones. Including an actual snowy owl harpy!
>>7366929
"Okay." Sven grinned. "How do you wanna... you know, do it?"

"C-can you take off my clothes for me? Us harpies aren't very good at that..." Eira blushed.

"Sure!"

She laid back on the pile of horse blankets, letting her white wings spread out to the sides and finally giving him a good view of her torso. He leaned in and started trying to figure out what held her rags together on her body. She stared down at him over her large chest, breathing heavily in anticipation as he found a leather thong around her waist and began to undo it.

Her rags fell apart under his clever hands, revealing her in all her glory. She was gorgeous; pale-skinned with thick thighs, a soft little belly and big plump breasts tipped with inverted nipples.

"Gods, you're so pretty!" Sven gasped, staring at her.

"You think so?" She asked, earnestly.

"Of course!" He insisted, puzzled that she wouldn't know how good she looked. "Your hips and thighs are incredible and you have the most beautiful breasts!"

"You actually like them? Even though they're too big?"

"What do you mean, too big? I think they're amazing. Can I touch them?" He asked.

She blinked in surprise, then nodded eagerly.

"Yes please!" She chirped, thrusting out her chest for him to fondle.

He began to squeeze and massage them. They felt as good as they looked, velvety smooth and just firm enough to be squeezable without being so soft as to be saggy. He rubbed them gently, coaxing her nipples out as she became more aroused and began to whimper softly with each squeeze.

He worked his way down, stroking her flanks and rubbing her belly until he got to her hips. She cooed sensually as he fondled her thighs and butt, blushing and puffing up her feathers.

He leaned in over her bust and kissed her tenderly on the cheek.

"I-I've never actually done this with someone else before..." She blushed even harder and kissed him back on the lips.

>>7367115
>Live action Howard the Duck at the thumbnail
I think need a nap.

https://exhentai.org/g/233324/936f58b576/

>>7366811
/m/an here.
That's the Gundam Kimaris from IBO.

>>7367297
Ah, so thats it. All i could think was the artest making a pun. Robo centuar + gundam = clever pun

File: 7b0ea78f19c7f7f1818a53a40da32154.jpg (68KB, 564x817px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 564x817px

Moar birb pls

File: 58da0856a09421832cbe633aee9d65a0.jpg (183KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 707x1000px

chirp

>>7367115
Great job anon! But i need moar

File: full_by_natron77-d9vpvmr.png (306KB, 745x669px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 745x669px

>>7367867
I'm glad people like it. I'll post more later tonight. I can't write smut on work computers, unfortunately.

>>7367859
I'm going to be visiting her soon.

>>7367863
He should wake her up by spraying her with a hose again.

File: 1419910537779.png (2MB, 1141x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1141x1200px

>>7367905
Do not bully the birb! Birb is for headpats and cuddles, not abuse.

File: e63fac81f7f1675b1c798c79ce634bd2.jpg (193KB, 566x800px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 566x800px

>>7367912
she likes it though, thats how they met

File: __nejitsu_original_drawn_by_nukomasu__94bdb9b23dacbb32fdd065f315693869.jpg (415KB, 848x1200px) Image search: [Google]

415KB, 848x1200px

>>7367912
does that look bullied?

File: d801d55acd93d2625b0a8ea14130aac3.jpg (46KB, 468x495px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 468x495px

>>7367919
>>7367922
I thought you were referencing pic related. That's cute af tho

File: image.jpg (313KB, 709x1000px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 709x1000px

>>7367848
Fancy birb

File: a14.jpg (62KB, 467x1071px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 467x1071px

>>7367859
I don't even play dark souls but I love this crow.

>>7368512
I wanna sniff her butt.

>>7368520
>tfw From Soft will never make a centaur boss

File: 2WD7HdP.jpg (54KB, 500x660px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x660px

Bump

File: Kenkou+cross+fan+_ec812555cba55d1c19273964dbe2f1c4.jpg (407KB, 723x1000px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 723x1000px

Damn this thread has been slow lately

File: 1490984543503.jpg (196KB, 712x1200px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 712x1200px

>>7370049
we had a little burst there when this one got started, but yeah, weirdly slow...

File: Y1N5QAy.jpg (191KB, 714x842px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 714x842px

>>7370165
anyanon got Gremlin art?

File: a1WB4w4.png (348KB, 1141x835px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 1141x835px

>>7370169

Its been 2 days and still no birb story posted

File: 7eyQlqg.jpg (2MB, 1750x2450px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1750x2450px

>>7370525
then post other stuff until they come back.

File: image.jpg (4MB, 1610x2310px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1610x2310px

>>7370525
M8 writing takes time especially one of that caliber.
On another note need to see if this is decensored/ has the sample watermark removed.

>>7366918
Here's a little more

>A loud snap from the deertaurs direction signals her fate, ah shit
>You recover enough to stand up and face the direction of the hellhound
>And realize you now have her undivided attention
>Squaring up you do your best to put your war face back on, determined to go not without incident
>She just stands and watches as you do this, a smile spreading across her face
>Walking toward you for a few steps, she makes sure to accentuate her hip movement
>Similar to that of a tavern wench
>Slow, measured, grinning the whole time
>Until about 20 meters from you, then she drops down on all fours
>Live a living spring, tensed up and ready to pounce
>It is difficult to not start shaking and you fight the urge to run
>It’s just now that you notice her tail wagging, and her tongue run across her upper lip
>You two just stare at each other, a battle of wills it would seem
>Or rather she’s the one in control and you’re desperately trying not to show any weakness
>Your eyes dart to one side and she uses that opening to launch herself at you

>>7370618
Yeah its better than my drivel
>>7370678
>She doesn’t straight maul you however, she pulls herself up and starts throwing punches
>Or rather, “lightly” batting at you with her paws
>”Come on”
>Her barrage forces you backwards while you frantically try and deflect her paws
>”You wanted to play”
>On top of deflecting her blows you are getting a bit aggravated
>”You can do better”
>A tree makes contact with your back, nowhere to run to now.
>That pissed you off just enough to chance a right cross into her smug fucking face
>She easily catches your outstretched arm and pulls it wide
>Thankfully not enough to dislocate the shoulder, but enough to make it uncomfortable
>Oh, and not to mention pinning your other arm above your head and pinning you to the tree with her body
>Her body, you could feel it trembling, as well as an awfully uncomfortable dampness on your leg
>And it wasn’t you, it was her.
>She seemed riled up, but this was nuts
>”You have no Idea how badly I want to take you right now”
>She rubbed her head up your neck and gave your ear a light lick
>”But…
>Her stomach growled pretty loudly
>”…Priorities”
>Suddenly she smashed a few leaves into your face
>Sputtering to keep that crap out of your mouth you suddenly begin to feel calmer
>What the fu..wait a minute that’s not just any bunch of leaves
>She lets you go and makes for her kill
>You stagger forward a few steps, that stuff was Nightscrest
>A powerful depressant, used mostly for the sick when bed rest is needed
>Drowsiness begins to creep into your body
>A dose like the one you inhaled is enough to put you to sleep
>You fall to your knees
>Hello darkness my old friend
>Cause these dark walls are softly creeping
>And the ground is soft
>You like soft
>Soft good…

all for now

File: image.jpg (105KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 707x1000px

>>7370679
Nah, yours is pretty good too, green texts just have an informality to them. Iirc one of the best stories if read started as green text, Pretty Human i think. About a male escort and a kitsune.once your done was going cap it and add to my hellhound folder shes a favorite grab all i can get of her, even leaked some of her stuff that was behind a paywall.

File: image.jpg (129KB, 480x735px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 480x735px

>>7370710
On more or less the same note, i got plentiful ideas just can't get it down,so shit at writing wouldn't even be able to green text them so you're better then me at least.

File: gyaruharpy.png (369KB, 824x644px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 824x644px

>>7370710
>one of the best stories if read started as green text, Pretty Human i think. About a male escort and a kitsune
I've read that. It was top tier. I am a mere hack by comparison.

Also nice birb

>>7367115
"Me neither..." He grinned sheepishly.

Eira closed her legs around his back, grasping him tightly in her thighs, and rolled him over. She perched on top of him, wings splayed out to the sides, licking her lips. He reached down and wrestled with his belt. When he got it open, she grabbed it and pulled his trousers off impatiently with one of her talons. She started to grind against him, trilling softly as he stiffened at the sensation. She was warm and wet and soft, and from the way she pressed against him urgently, very eager.

"Does that feel good? Do you like it?" She asked, cheeks flushed with emotion and arousal.

"Oh yes!" Sven gasped "it feels amazing."

"C-could you put it inside of me?" The harpy begged, breathing heavily.

He slid his hand down and guided himself into the opening of Eira's little slit. As soon as he was in position, Eira thrust down onto him. Her lips parted around him and suddenly he was deep inside of her. The harpy cried out and nearly collapsed on top of him, trembling and panting. Sven was out of breath too. Her insides felt amazing. She was so tight, he could feel her moving around him as she panted.

She caught her breath and straightened up, biting her lower lip and pulling herself off of him slowly, then thrusting down again. They both gasped in unison, clutching each other tighter. She increased the pace, gaining confidence until she was bouncing ontop of him, chirping happily with each thrust. Chirps soon gave way to gasps and pants, as her thrusts became faster and more irregular.

File: image.jpg (188KB, 846x1130px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 846x1130px

>>7370735

What would dating a dragon girl even be like?

File: smol dragen.jpg (76KB, 1200x1433px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 1200x1433px

>>7371493
Depends on what kind of dragen

File: 1488221929569.jpg (220KB, 1282x1789px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 1282x1789px

>>7371493
somewhat aloof, proud as hell, dom, surprisingly gentle and slow during sex due to lizard and ancient nature, super overprotective and doting because you're her treasure

File: 1480404490160.jpg (286KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1200x1200px

>>7371493
>>7371525
at least for full sized ones... you probably don't get out much by yourself, given that once she takes a liking to you, your more valued by her then her horde, and Dragons are... jealous about things they value.

>>7371525
I guess in general.

>>7371557
That's why I like the idea of a smol dragon so much. All those traits you'd associate with a big girl, but she's little so it's not threatening but super adorable instead.

>>7371554
>lizard
Dragons are insects, my fella.

>>7371568
your memes are shit

>>7371565
>it's not adorable either way
what's wrong with you

>>7371601
It's adorable when she's big. It's super adorable when she's smol. Reading comprehension anon :^)

File: image.jpg (336KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 1920x1200px

>>7371493
>>7371554 Dragon girls are all that and more. So sexy, so cute cant really ask for more.this guy and yui h are favorites for dragon girls.

>>7364546
>Polt as a sister of battle
>sister of battle
>glorified vapied white haired nuns who know nothing else but bible thumping and killing

Unpopular opinion: I think depicting female characters as SoBs is insulting to most female characters since SoBs are nothing more but over glorified white haired girls who've been brainwashed since their orphanage to be loud mouthed bible thumpers.

>>7371719
Huh. That actually sounds nice. Wonder if there's any doujins with dragon girls.

File: tmp_29243-1490034069859-505929537.png (467KB, 565x800px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 565x800px

>>7371719
Seconded. Dragon girls plox.

File: image.jpg (91KB, 480x531px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 480x531px

>>7371849
>>7371852
There are a handful (in comparison to the amount of doujins other things get) thanks to maid dragon theres been an increase. Puzzle& dragons has a few aswell.this guy is pretty good too.

>>7372008
Speaking of dragon maid, I need to watch that.

File: ev043.png (647KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 800x600px

>>7371849

There's a fair amount of good dragon girl stuff that just never gets translated.

File: P279.jpg (700KB, 1280x1883px) Image search: [Google]

700KB, 1280x1883px

>>7372125

File: 62471044_p0.jpg (654KB, 724x1023px) Image search: [Google]

654KB, 724x1023px

i heard a cute dragon was ordered

>>7364022
She'd get her shit kicked in if it was more than 5k.
>ehh maybe not they are kids

File: 251656a33838eb1eb421e0e12c05771d0e91a11f.png (461KB, 660x1214px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 660x1214px

Hard for me to like anything more than horse, but there's little in this thread that I don't like.

>>7371493
>Be random /d/enizen on a date
>Your date in question just so happens to be an absolutely gorgeous dragon girl
>Lilac colored scales with soft blue eyes and silver hair
>She was such a gentle soul, well to you at least.
>You've seen her when she goes full rage mode, it aint pretty
>Anyways you arrive to a nice restaurant and are promptly seated
>She goes to the restroom to freshen up, and you go to the bar to pick up a few drinks
>As you order drinks, you notice a hell hound in the left corner eyeing you
>Oh god don't make eye contact, and that didn't work
>She stands up and walks towards you
>"So whats a man like you doing in a place like this"
>you clear your throat, keeping your voice calm
>"I am here with my date"
>she snorts
>"Well I don't see anyone"
>Thank god your drinks arrived, right in the nick of time
>"Wellshesintherestroomgottagobye"
>You quickly slink away and return to your table to find your girlfriend had returned
>"I got the drinks honey"
>She stands up as you place the drinks on the table
>"Thanks dear"
>And you're suddenly pulled into a deep tender kiss, then a warm embrace
>You didn't notice your girlfriend looking at the hell hound still at the bar with a big shit eating grin
>The hell hound gives an annoyed huff, downs the rest of her drink in one go, then turns back to the bar.

>>7372276
Artist/source?

File: 1488661163522.jpg (752KB, 1280x1824px) Image search: [Google]

752KB, 1280x1824px

>>7371557
I recognize this dragon girl.

>>7368754
One day. You just have to keep believing.

>>7364093
>spine of the book says "The Book of Transformations"

Pretty sure she did it right, anon

>>7372860
We're reaching levels of smug that shouldn't even be possible!

>>7370735
"I can't... I can't h-hold it." He gasped, digging his fingers into the soft flesh of her hips reflexively.

"T-then... ahh! D-don't!" Eira squawked breathlessly, forcing herself all the way down his shaft and clenching tight on him.

He let go, groaning in pleasure. The snowbird bit her lip and emitted a muffled shriek as she came with him, her insides churning and clenching until every drop was squeezed out of him. She collapsed on top of him, both of them gasping for breath and damp with sweat.

Eira rolled over onto her side and wrapped Sven up tight in her soft wings. She pressed his face into the downy ruff around her neck, his jaw resting comfortably between her breasts where he could hear her little heart fluttering.

"Mmmmmmm... so much came out..." The harpy cooed breathlessly. "It's so hot and sticky inside of me."

She licked her lips and rubbed her belly against his, flushed and grinning from ear to ear. Sven smiled back, hugging her in return. They lay like that for a while, getting their wind back and enjoying the afterglow in eachothers' embrace.

"That was great! Great!" The snowbird chirped. "Thank you soooo much! I can't believe I found such a cute human to be my hubby!"

She emitted a low, drawn out coo and snuggled against him.

"Aww don't thank me..." Sven blushed. "You were amazing..."

"I can't wait to carry you back to the mountains. We'll build a nest! And mate every day! And have lots and lots of cute snowbird chicks!" She chirped eagerly, her eyes sparkling with joy.

Sven kissed her, causing the white harpy to tighten her warm thighs around his waist. She felt so good holding him like this. Her wings were like fluffy blankets, cradling him close to her.

"That sounds pretty wonderful." He stroked her flank gently, eliciting coos and whimpers from the bird girl. "Do you want to... mate? Again?"

"Yes! Yes! Mate with me more! Squirt as much of your hot human seed into me as you want!" Eira chirped eagerly.

File: haru_s_new_outfit_by_fu_reiji-da641da.png (189KB, 641x622px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 641x622px

Bump

>>7372282
Centaurs are god-tier monster girls
>can be the big spoon
>great for cuddling
>horse pussy and asshole > human pussy and asshole
>typically depicted with big tits
>big girls (4u) so they can /gfd/ you if you want
>can ride them in two senses of the word
>can stroke their fur or tail when you cuddle
>cute horse ears
It's a shame they aren't real.

>>7373444
Lies. Horse is worst girl. You don't deserve your trips.

>smells like a barn
>worst possible shape for cuddling
>nasty hooves could cave your chest in by accident
>too big and awkwardly shaped
>ugly as sin everywhere that isn't the human part
>filthy vegans
>disgusting horsepussy
>probably stupid as shit if real horses are any indication
>easily frightened by stray newspapers
>hypertiddies are no fun

>>7373493
>he doesn't into horses or big tiddies

>>7373533
I like big tiddies. Not hypertiddies

Damn right on the horses though. Filthy, smelly, stupid animals.

File: 1490404813929.png (764KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

764KB, 1280x720px

>>7373444
the biggest issue is they are THE least humanoid mg, you're basically committing bestiality if you use the rear holes and don't just stick to mouth or oppai
not to mention FUCKHUEG that can barely fit into any human house comfortably
I mean I got over the horsefucking reservations after a while but it's still an issue
unrelated naked MON because I don't have any good cerea on me

>>7373493
>nasty hooves could cave your chest in by accident
if monmusu is any indication literally any monster girl is a lethal accident waiting to happen
>harpy talons
>snek constriction
>ogre crush
>hoers stomp
>slime drowning
>GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS
>FUCKING GIANT SPIDERS
>angery dryads
>razor sharp doggy claws
>literal devils
>horns
etc.

>>7373643
Yeah but some mamono are more dangerous than others. Plus Monmusu is a comedy, so there's a certain amount of slapstick involved.

>>7373647
slapstick doesn't invalidate any of those concerns, it just allows it all to be shown off on darling (to the point that a fucking reaper falls in love with him)

File: a457a8bc3e0265ff95c595be85bc9951.png (920KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

920KB, 1600x900px

>>7373643
>GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS
>FUCKING GIANT SPIDERS
But the spooder never hurts the MC...

>>7373694
if I remember right, in the species descriptions large breeds have venom

File: d05dd45ce7f246d73acd2802f2f03ff3.png (378KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 1000x1000px

>>7373697
That wouldn't be an accident.
Well, she still has her claws.

>>7373718
>sleeping with spooderwaif
>dreaming of munching on some tasty flygirls
>sleep bite
>hospital bills

>>7373720
Just have her bite you a little more every day until you're immune to her venom.

I've been doing the same thing in order to become bulletproof. I shoot myself with smaller bullets to build up an immunity to larger ones.

File: f9e3192305316bc9bb5eb58cd7d54fe2.jpg (146KB, 850x768px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 850x768px

>>7373720
No, sir. That will not happen. Stop spreading your slander.

>>7373752
come on, it's better to know the risks and prepare then try to sugarcoat it
it's not like she WANTS to poison you

File: 7af0ef4f4325e72380276563a7c9be7c.jpg (142KB, 850x1185px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 850x1185px

>>7373749
I've moved on to .45, myself. Still stings like a bitch, think I'll stick here for a few weeks.

File: 1455997538064.png (601KB, 1037x1920px) Image search: [Google]

601KB, 1037x1920px

>>7373761
>parents start me early to survive the harsh bulletridden wastes of america
>already up to low powder load .50 bmg
if this keeps up I'll be able to handle armor piercing within the year

File: 1491682459325.png (814KB, 1100x1400px) Image search: [Google]

814KB, 1100x1400px

>>7373749
>>7373761
>>7373771
>tfw /k/ leaks into /d/
guess we're /k/amera/d/en now?

File: 08a.png (1022KB, 1280x1797px) Image search: [Google]

1022KB, 1280x1797px

>>7373825
/k/ leaks into everything eventually

File: 1481446831223.jpg (104KB, 1158x819px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1158x819px

>>7373829

File: 45e654d8ba0a0b70d92ac2edbc96a88c.jpg (172KB, 713x1023px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 713x1023px

>>7371801
Just shows how much you know.
The sisters of battle are a branch of the Adepta Sororitas, with the SoB's the militant branch of the Adepta. They are elite female ministorum troops trained to bring the voice of the EMPRA to the enemies of mankind. You got the preaches, doctors, and charity-givers in other parts of the adepta.

The more you know, you filthy heretic.

>>7373975
don't bullshit us they're just jobbers and organic paint cans for the grey knights

>>7373694
Actually she does.

>>7363370
>Try to stiff the pizza girl.
>She insteads takes you has payment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh,_to_Be_a_Blobel!

How Philip Dick wrote slimegirls.

File: lusciousnet_lusciousnet_blue-skinned-demon-girls-hentai-pict_1648772991.jpg (862KB, 1000x714px) Image search: [Google]

862KB, 1000x714px

>>7374137

>>7374142
oni?
oyes

Red Oni > Blue Oni

>>7374272
>not high vivid shutters green oni
>not sexy medium violet oni
>not purple blooming rhododendron oni
I bet you don't even want to cause a pandemonium tonight

>>7373850
>
Artist/link?

>>7373975
Now I just can't help but think if those biblical-style angels with the tons of eyes could count as a monstergirl

File: image.jpg (287KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 850x1200px

I need pictures
Pictures of centaur girls getting filled with and dripping cum
I was lucky enough to find a girl that's turned on by that and her birthday is tomorrow
Pic related is her favorite pic

>>7374494
>girl not accepting, but TURNED ON by monstergirls
obviously she likes centaur porn because she's a damn unicorn
I will be very disappointed in you if this is an artistic work of fiction

File: a6ca9aa0fdf0438346962ad15c665e12~01.png (1MB, 900x1358px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 900x1358px

>>7374494
>telling your girl about your fucked fetishes
How does that even work? If I told my theoretical gf I was into futa and monsters it'd just be awkward as hell, which is why I remain forever alone.
>I've got folders of this stuff but I'm too lazy to dump

File: image.jpg (77KB, 480x588px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 480x588px

butter t made/making rachnera art, i dream of a day the decensored versons pass the paywall. Or even any of his monstergirl art for that matter. Saw guy on a discord server was using it barter with people, couldn't get in on it though.

>>7374344
>he doesn't know how to reverse image search

>>7363911
In a world of super heros she's a frog, but human...she's probably more like a human that just got a very,very,very (et cetra) latent genetic defect...shes still sexy as fuck though.

>asexual bhutfarht where does captcha even get these examples?

File: 1422320562456.jpg (247KB, 700x851px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 700x851px

More dragons

>>7374538
She told me first, when I was exited instead of grossed out we just started telling eachother all of fetishes and kinks, turns out we share almost all of them
>>7374537
She might just be a unicorn, that's why I'm planning on marrying her, no way in hell I'm letting a catch like her get away
>>7374538
Dump them faggot

File: 1421841074700.jpg (380KB, 825x1100px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 825x1100px

aaaand last one because captcha is forcing me to identify storefronts now.

File: 1f3b6753c3ec443a4dc81df93fabfea1aa5dc1ab84a715f5503baa5bab30a6dc.jpg (838KB, 800x995px) Image search: [Google]

838KB, 800x995px

There is a severe lack of mermaids in this thread.
Time to fix that

File: b472c17d788fc43e1dacc4457634d2e3b25ad1a9.jpg (239KB, 725x870px) Image search: [Google]

239KB, 725x870px

Also, can someone tell me how a nuke works? Asking because I'm writing a story where India and Pakistan have a jolly good atomic war

>>7375210
/k/ here

What do you need to know?

File: dd66ef9410984d6110c70ae866d7ce79fad34175.png (422KB, 600x832px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 600x832px

>>7375214
I need to know how nukes detonate to cause an atomic blast and the immediate and long term effects of a nuclear war in general.

>>7375222
How they work is relatively simple. You have some fissile material (usually uranium or plutonium) and then a detionation mechanism. There's a few different ways to do this, but they all work basically the same way: the detonator (usually composed of conventional explosive) explodes and causes the atoms in the fissile material to start splitting. As they split, the particles produced collide with other atoms and cause them to split as well, creating a chain reaction. When atoms split, an enormous amount of energy is released in the form of heat and radiation. Some more advanced designs use the fission reaction to trigger a more powerful fusion reaction, but so far we haven't been able to create a pure fusion nuke. The type of nukes being used in shitholes like India and Pakistan are probably very simple fission devices.

Most of the damage done by a nuke initially comes from the blast wave, a high pressure wave of air displaced by the blast which flattens buildings. You also have a wave of heat and high energy radiation that will go further than the blast and is very good at killing people and animals, but will mostly leave structures alone. Then you have the fallout, residual radiation and radioactive debris which is carried by environmental factors like wind and water and poisons the surrounding area. Where the fallout goes depends on prevailing winds, water table, etc.

As for the consequences of nuclear war, that's another post. Give me a minute.

>>7375248
The consequences of a nuclear exchange depend largely on two things: what type of bomb, how large the exchange is, and what the political situation is at the time.

I don't know enough about central Asian politics to tell you about that side. But assuming a fairly small exchange restricted to just India and Pakistan, the results would still be huge. The economies of both nations would be completely destroyed. Governments would likely collapse if they weren't outright destroyed in the exchange. Fallout would make agriculture difficult to impossible. Millions would starve to death, or die of radiation poisoning. The consequences would last for decades, and affect other nations too. Fallout isn't constrained by national borders. It would drift into neighboring countries and cause chaos there as well. The loss of India would be an enormous blow to the global economy. If the radiation drifts into China, it would be even worse.

For reference, the US is projected to be the only nation on the planet capable of "winning" a nuclear exchange, at the cost of the economy being slashed to ~30% of its former capability. This is because the US is very spread out and well defended. For any other nation, a nuclear exchange is effectively a death sentence, unless you strike first and manage to destroy the other nation's nuclear capability before they can launch their entire arsenal.

Further projections would require more details as to the situation in your story.

>>7375248
>>7375289
Thank you.

File: f9b32d2a8d836f559a575d36bf69d1cd.png (440KB, 925x742px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 925x742px

>>7375171
>dump them faggot
On and off lurking for like a year is all it takes to amass a collection. Go check out image hosting sites like gelbooru if you want more. I am just a simple man tending to his wank bank.

File: d62f8145-18a2-4bad-8f9b-c2b80ab16f97.png (306KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1920x1200px

>>7363373
Here you go.

File: Horse Round Up Sauðárkrókúr Iceland - 13-20130914 for91days.com.jpg (167KB, 630x420px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 630x420px

so do centaurs sleep standing up like real horses, or lie down like sick/pregnant horses
maybe they're part icelandic horse and just don't give a shit

>>7375248
Okay I'd like to clarify how a fission bomb works as I think this explanation is too simplistic. Specifically, fission bombs contain two sub-critical masses of fissile material; the conventional explosive plans them together to create what's known as a critical mass, which automatically undergoes an extremely destructive uncontrolled fission reaction.

>>7375467
Could you give them blue eyes and blonde hair?

>>7375357
I've already search gelbooru I need more sights to look through
What are the good ones?

File: Tgiotfu.jpg (909KB, 1717x2533px) Image search: [Google]

909KB, 1717x2533px

>>7375482

>>7375535
>all of the above
the absolute madman

>>7375528
Tbib.org

>>7375203
If thats coral, how is she not fucking her shit up? Stuffs stupidly sharp.

File: 3aef6546fb80f37036a2d991ae876964.jpg (17KB, 400x176px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 400x176px

>>7375544
that's a clam

File: 1488081530868.jpg (12KB, 215x211px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 215x211px

>>7364444
As if cucks being degenerate subhumans needed to be confirmed by quads

File: e378396e-2298-48d9-a78f-41ed1a4e9559.png (303KB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 1920x1200px

>>7375516

>>7375544
>>7375559
Pacific geoduck. A hideous, phallic-shaped clam that sells for a pretty penny.

File: image.png (847KB, 1000x1200px) Image search: [Google]

847KB, 1000x1200px

>>7375568

>>7375568
>that sells for a pretty penny.
well obviously, it's apparently a premium mermaid dildo

>>7372982
https://pastebin.com/HEME5nvc

Put it in a pastebin for you anon if you want to continue next thread.

>>7375171
I totally approve the heck out of girls who like centaurs. I married one too (they really do exist), and it is indeed the best thing ever in the history of best things.

Also, I draw (okay enough I guess), so is there something centaur related she'd like to see drawn? Probably won't finish it today, but I can post some original-content roughs.

>>7376646
Don't worry about it, we broke up last night. Turns out she is into ntr as well

File: 1422425382277.png (612KB, 1089x857px) Image search: [Google]

612KB, 1089x857px

>>7376816

Yeah, NTR's a dealbreaker for me as well.

>>7376816
Boo, sorry to hear it. Girls who like centaur pr0nz are rare. But NTR is definitely a deal-breaker.

>>7376816
>im planing on marrying her
>ntr a deal breaker
>literaly ntr'd yourself
Thats perobaly for the best, if you break up with someone over a retarded reason like that then you deserve to be alone.

So, does anyone here have the art of the bluish naga with no scales and a sort of mouth at the end of her tail? I've had no luck finding it.

>>7376992
Not him but if i found out my gf was into ntr I'd break up with her too. Ntr is a major red flag. If she gets off on cheating she might cheat irl

File: 1475169485277.jpg (60KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 960x540px

>>7376646
so how does it work? are they like bi, or like mantaurs fucking them, or wanna be a centaur, or what?
and where do you find these fun degenerates everyone in my uni is the bad kind of degenerate

>>7377429
Usually they want to be the centaur getting fucked

>>7377437
that sounds cute, although they picked one of the harder to rp monsters

>>7364444
Quads of truth blemished by a stupid poster. You know that fetishes aren't genetic, right? It's an acquired thing.

>>7366254
This guy should have gotten quints or more for the truth in this statement. I'm a furry and the shit I've seen makes me sad to be one...amongst all the other shit I should be shameful for.

>>7374354
Serpahim, anon

Probaly shit but, i'll have a go since the other story anons are absent. Heres a based on the dragons i see posted here frequently.
>walking back home from work at a nearby bar
>stoping every few feet from dizziness glad you keep watered down bottles for when lonely oni's don't want to drink alone
>more then normal tonight though you've seen an angry oni before, bar repairs are expensive too.
>see a visibly shaking purpleish mass mumbling something
>stand fifteen-twenty feet away listening the alarms in your head get the fuck back heaving a sigh realizing liqueur's stronger
>walk up to the mass seeing a purple and yellowish tail thinking its a lizard girl you call out
>"hey...ugh you alright? You don-"
>then as the mass uncurls and stops mumbling for a bit and see she's female and the same color scales on her claws and feet along with slightly curved horns
>oh shit not a lizard listen the the alarms turn and bolt or try at least you end up on the ground
>damn onis raising up you see the dragon girls been crying and that shes now straddling you
>moments later hear a voice behind you...another dragon girl walking up from behind
>"hey lala sorry about the wait i know estrus is hard to bear should have told me before we wen-"
>the girl on top of you hadn't made a move just clinching her hands with parts of your shirt in her hands tears falling on your chest
>the one behind you takes her clawed hand and rubs her back soothing her and apologizing
>oh shit another one smiling up at the black and purple scaled girl and try to say something then hear
>"sorry about this, try not to be to angry when you wake up"
>wait...what? Your still- then you see the incoming punch and get knocked out
>...
>...

>>7378377
not too bad anon
Hell hound story guy here
keep up the good work

>>7378377
Not bad. Though I am concerned how the dragons are now coordinating with one another. This does not bide well for humans.

File: image.jpg (225KB, 480x608px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 480x608px

>>7378377
Better then expected then if anyone wants to edit it to be more easily readible have at it.
>"...him here...estrus...your problem...awake now"
>opening your eyes slowly waking up seeing a girl who knocked you out leaning against the door smiling though seemingly unamused looking at you
>"sorry about your face had a nurse treat you, poured some weird goop on your face especially your nose fixed it up"
>just as you were to assault her with questions and at least one or a few insults felt that was due the searing pain rips in to you
>"sorry about that too can't do much for pain you look tough enough though."
>finally getting your bearings you realize that this has not just one but at least three dragon girls they seem nice, though the feeling of security would feel great about now and reach toward your thigh prompting another response.
>"looking for this?"Spinning a pistol around a finger
>oh shit the second time you've ever felt like you need it and it's in the hands of the one you are weary of
>"listen i know i punched you but this is a bit much don't you think?.."
>think she doesn't know whats special about so lies were created for a time like this
>"really that would just ping off you keep it for human defense"
>looking at you like she just caught her prey and it's struggling to get free but to no avail
>well fuck, you've had a fun ride to bad you never were able take up that offer from your kitsune boss being wrapped in her and her sisters tails and fucked silly probably a tease but still
>"so tell me do you often shoot people with tungsten carbide explosive flechette bullets? Is that how you got those fancy clothes too?
>noticing a glint in her eye shuffle backwards fast as possible hitting a wall as she swipes at you eyes closed waiting for the end theres a whisper
>"these things aren't what normal people wear nor carry around so why do you have them and this time no lies ok hun? Now open your eyes and answer me."

>>7378989
>almost shititng yourself you do as told and make eye contact she goes to whisper again but instead just lightly bites the ear instead
>"the clothes and well gun are because of a bar fight caused by an angry oni almost died of blood loss. The shirt and pants are from my boss though."
>she smiles, spins around and decides to sit in your lap with her back to you and then starts laughing
>the fuck? Trying to wrap around what just happened she take your hands and drapes the connected arms around her neck then continues
>"was curious how a normal person could afford kevlar and graphene weave. Still though i'm more interested whats underneath feels pretty good, mind if i have a sample? You can say no, and i'll leave give the gun back too. It be a shame to waste it though you've had it like this since you saw me with your gun"
>brain fried from a bit of fear and her seductive whispers eyes track she moved off and is on her knees staring at your dick. Then couldn't help but chuckle a bit seeing the fear boner. not being able to get that voice out of your head then thinking "thats their nature after all"
>"sure didn't hurt me and gave my stuff back so yeah do as you please"
>a sparkle forms in her eyes as she says"sorry about before was just fucking with you, people show themselves under pressure and oh yeah, my names ash." and with that ash all but rips you pants open the dick encased within springing up

>>7378992
All for now, post more of it later
>once its out you almost swear you heard a eep of joy before she took the head in one hand. Then slowly licked from base to tip kissing the tip whenever reaching the top. After repeating the gesture as well as removing her hand to take hold of the closest one if yours and directs it to between her legs. Its not rocket surgery got the message loud an clear. Once your hand had wormed its way inside her clothes working hand magic. There was an hot, heavy sigh of relief. Continuing form her distraction putting her hand back of your shaft bobbing her head sucking gently on the tip wriggling and probing with her tongue while strokeing with her hand until you manage to get a finger plunged into her. Then as her back arched with unabashed glee started to hump your hand melting into it, as one finger became two then three looking up seeing you and remembering she had a dick in her mouth. Using one hand for support and the other to grope herself, then dived single-mindedly in to sucking like her life depended on it. Long slow strokes with her tongue snaking around the shaft and head combined with fast short strokes like trying to see with one was better still humping you hand all the while.as things were becoming more heated and could clearly hear the sounds of sex her tail begun to wrap its self around one of your legs at times trying to copy her tongue like it was a second cock. Lost in a sweaty daze the door slams open an a blue dragon girl yells," where have you been you were supposed to bring him to the conference room over an hour ago!" The shock of it knocked you out of the daze and you came hard, at the same time she moaned with more enjoyment then you thought possible and came in your hand collapsing lightly twitching.
>the blue dragon girl stunned in disbelief just shut the door and walked back out.
>after a few minutes of basking she crawled collapsed on your shoulder whispering