I have a problem /d/. See, you guys have made me like dicks,

Like with everything 3d, avoid it.

>>7209173
study genetics

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>>7209173
Time to give up 3D anon and stick to the 2D. It is sad but there is no other way.

>>7209173
Fuck a trap or transexual.
Or stick to 2D, whatever rocks your boat, just b urself.

Fap to drawings or buy a friend at Bad Dragon.

>>7209230

>or buy a friend at Bad Dragon.

they...they have names.

Strapons and traps

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>>7209173

>What am I supposed to do?

stop attempting to persuade yourself that you are attracted to dicks because of how lonely you are in real life.

The right girl will come along.

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Remember that it is not possible so dont do anything stupid and defend your country.

t.nationalist that would love to marry a futa

Should go and get a thread going,going back to the barracks for a month.

I'm surprised no one has suggested a glory hole. You can get all the cock you want without seeing what's attached.

Bruh, transgirls

>>7209751
Also HIV.
If there was some screened gloryhole kind of thing I'd spend every free moment there enjoying all sorts of cocks.

>>7209173
Stop looking at /d/ every day and get 2 full time jobs so you lose interest in anything other than the sweet release of death.

>>7209173

Sauce?

Also, date transgirls.

>>7209173
Strap ons.

>>7209173
Gloryholes?

>>7209728
Are you me, tovarich?

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>>7209908
Your reply fucking kills me, but this is still the best advice in the thread. With money and suicidal depression you'll be able to fit in with the rest of society again.

>>7209173
Date a femboy or someone that's MtF trans. Hormones change how their dicks and semen taste.

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>>7209173
If it's because of the aesthetic of dicks, then you're screwed unless you date a trap. Good luck on that.
If it's because you like receiving anal, tell woman it's something you'd like. Otherwise just get off of /d/

I have solved that problem by having my gf fuck me with a strapon.

>>7209173
Fap to girls with dicks and traps like the rest of us

>>7209173
Are you into passable trans?

>>7209728
Nationalism is a mental illness.

>>7210607
You cant be serious

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>>7210237

No kameraden I am from the Ocidental Praia Lusitana (Portugal)

>>7210607

Go on please we are in the most fucked up board in all 4chan and I wonder how it can be a mental illness.

I love my Country I will die for it and for the right to keep my dream of marrying a futa real,in secret of course society doesn't need me to tell all that shit.

>>7210631
>>7210614
>>7210607
>>7209728
/pol/ please go!

>>7210631
>I will die for my country
Cuck
>>7210614
Cuck

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>>7210718

KK mate

>>7210633

Oh come on man I ain't callin' you degenerates or fuck all,just sayin that I love my country and would die for it.

>>7209173
You know chicks with dicks are a real phenomenon right? If you're that hooked just try hooking up with a herm

>>7209173
I feel you anon. I too love the look and feel and taste of cock. The vast majority of men however, are quite unappealing. I have met two openly bisexual people. One was a pretty handsome guy, but definitely not my type. The other was an absolute slob of a person, who was fucking a darkie. The world is cruel like that. The other day I saw a cute guy, but he was fucking newly married. All the cute guys get grabbed up.

>>7209877
Transmission is pretty low (but non-zero) for receptive oral sex.

Real dick is nothing like 2d Fantasy futa dick. Tried it. Hated it. Wanted to become an hero afterward.

>>7214777
I did similar, though didn't want to an hero after, was mostly just nuetral, but this was just a gay dudes dick.

then a few years later I got actual tranny dick and ooooooooh man, it was amazing! Few years later I got a trap gf, best dick ever

>>7209173
traps anon. give it time though, was about 10 years between me starting to browse /d/ and getting a trap gf

Become the hero scientist we all deserve and finally fucking genetically engineer a thing that makes women grow smooth perfect hairless cocks.

>>7210633
>Spent too much time on /pol/
>Haven't been on /d/ for long
>Come to /d/
>Cucks everywhere
>MakeFutaWin

>>7214777
I tried it, didn't think it was too bad, but didn't enjoy it as much as I hoped. The problem was the guys attached to it. I'd try it again if I could find the right person, but everyone in my area seems to be way too paranoid and in a fucking hurry to cum and GTFO.

>>7209173
Stop looking at it. If necessary take some time off from /d/.

>>7214777
Just buy a vibe

Gay shit is a meme unless you're a degenerate who is OK gambling with diseases.

If you're not cool with indiscriminately meeting people from Craigslist, Grindr, or something similar, you're fucked. There's no way to meet reasonably safe, normal guys. You're either in it to fuck illiterate bug-chasing sex perverts, or you're not in it.

It's not worth it. It's so impractical to accomplish that you can safely stow the fantasy away forever. I can't even find someone to suck MY dick because it literally takes a year to get someone trustworthy and make sure he isn't blowing ten guys a week. Guys are either fully closeted or maximum overdrive faggots.

And traps are the worst offenders. Stay the hell away from traps. They're all mentally broken and usually they had a "dam breaking" moment when they finally got the courage to meet people, so they've probably bareback bottomed for fifty guys before meeting you, which has the highest HIV transmission rate. Stay the hell away from trannies at all costs.

>>7214823

Hell, I'd even be happy with super-realistic strapons. I have absolutely no interest in traps/shemales.

>>7214823
>>Become the hero scientist we all deserve and finally fucking genetically engineer a thing that makes women grow smooth perfect hairless cocks.
>>we all deserve
You mean we desperately NEED but definitely NOT deserve.

>>7209173
Same. I tried grindr but didnt find any guys i actually found attractive. I just want a qt futa gf

>>7210631
Aggy?
Is this you?
I feel like it is. You would be on D.

>>7215437
There is such a thing as not fucking everything that moves. I fall into that category. But maybe I'm the exception to the rule. Just don't say stay the fuck away from all traps.
Rude.

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>>7215782

Nah don't know who is Aggy,just your normal portuguese guy in the army,too nationalist hell borderline fascist since I sort of enjoy the times were our country was good,no bullshit ethno stuff or nuremberg laws just my country....And my futa.

>>7209173
Same thing every piece of a futafag trash should do; kill yourself and do the gene pool a favor.

>>7213250
>just try hooking up with a herm
One of the... five? in the entire world? Only one or two of which we know about?

>>7215841
Begs the question why you're even on /d/. /d/ practically stands for /d/ickgirls. So... I can't take that seriously.
Also, you're probably just in the closet, and that's okay.