Burping is welcome, of course, no furry stuff though >No scat

You fucked up

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Forgot to title thread, but might cut down on the trolls for a day.

>>7202840
>>7202842
So I'm at work right now and I didn't know what thread/fetish this was. Never had any thoughts about it before, but how do I say this.... I have a boner.

Hey fartsniffers,
I'm nearly finished with the Azura story, I'm at work right now, go home here in about 3 hours.
Ill see if I can wrap up the story tonight, tomorrow by the latest.
Maybe ill post a snippet when I get home!

>>7204269
Ayy, thanks a lot, Verb

>>7204269
Yay! thanks a lot. I love you, Verb!!

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>tfw you will never be part of a qt succubus belch/fart

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>>7204376
>>7204515
(not worthy of love desu)
But here's the snippet, last one too, can't give away the entire story now, can I?

Oh Gods, something has gone terribly wrong here. The skies above have gone from azure blue to a very troubling yellow along with a very pungent stink, however, that’s the least of my worries. A strange cloud has covered the castle, I sent a small team to investigate, and none of them came back. What’s more, some of the frailer of our men have dropped dead while others displayed, even I have developed a worrying cough. The air has a very distinct eggy-taste to it, if this is the work of the enemy Hoshido, I have to admit that this kind of warfare has got us beat.

>tfw no Camilla to fart on you

>>7204594
Oops, don't mind the terrible structure of the way it looks.
My mistake!

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translation please?

Fart particles huh? Welp see ya later.

>>7204856
Poop particles*

FUCK!

I will be back later in the thread and try again. mwahahahahaha

>>7204856
>>7204858
good to see you again, old friend.

>>7204858
Check out the Japanese fart RPG "abusuto", which can be downloaded at http://ux.getuploader.com/onara/. (Though the download is not password-protected, the password for downloads on this site is usually "maturi", no quotes.)

"Abusuto" hasn't yet been finished, but there's currently more than half an hour of playtime.

The game is very good so far, as there is lots of appealing fart content outside the battles (a cute girl who has been cursed with loud, smelly gas farts in a toilet and under the covers in bed at an inn). The battles themselves are manageable in difficulty (they don't require grinding to beat) and annoying random encounters can be avoided.

I recommend Chiitrans Lite (https://alexbft.github.io/chiitrans/) or a similar translation tool to make sense of the Japanese text.

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>>7204856
>>7204858
Not sure if this is troll or tradition at this point.

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>>>/gif/9922126

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>>7205237
How the hell does it work?

>>7205240
If you can't figure it out, then you haven't been around long enough.

Anyone have the comic strip of the two witches (I think it's touhou) where one is blow up in size and starts smooshing her other friend against the wall with her asshole. Her friend that is being smooshed has her face right in her friend's asshole and her now giantess friend blows a fart engulfing her?

>>7206342
What is she? a pokemon?

>>7205240
Sauce?

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>>7204376
>>7204515
Its finished, and here it is!
I hope you fartsniffers like it...

http://nenohidayo.deviantart.com/art/Fire-Emblem-FARTS-featuring-Azura-657249200

With that being said, I'm gonna take a quick break from writing farts to work on something else really quick.
When I'm done writing it though, I'll come back and begin brainstorming.

(and the Giantess DLC will come sometime-ish)

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Lazei's DA account is suspended for 2 weeks. This is the art that got him suspended.

>>7206552
My god that burp kiss is hot.

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>>7206488
>Giantess
Yes please

Ending a life with a fart is a wonderful thing, and bigger is always better.

>>7206809
I was figuring I could do some Kaiju-tier bs with a giant Rena from Elsword vs Giant Azura
Giant Belches vs Giant Farts
In the end no one wins due to destruction of the Earth's atmosphere

>>7206816
Should've mentioned I was gonna do brainstorming with the bodyswap story

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>>7206871

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>>7206875
Huh. There's still (you) on these boards eh? Or is it just the poster themselves.

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>>7206878

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>>7206879
Oddly cute this artist's work. Given the subject.

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>>7206881

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>>7206884
No idea if they've been posted before, never been in these threads but I knew about these.

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>>7206887

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>>7206888

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>>7206892

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>>7206894

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>>7206896
The bat wing girl is the purple one's familiar. Of sorts.

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>>7206898

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>>7206901
Also this one contains belching.

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>>7206904

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>>7206908

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>>7206909
The question does arise that neither of these two need to eat.
So why would they fart?

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>>7206911

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>>7206913
Ending burp.

>>7203980

>Someone saved this when I posted it.

My nigga.

>>7204269
Nice, gotta read it! Verb doing god's work again.

>>7206916
gonna need a source on this

>>7206700
>literally one of the hottest things I've ever seen him draw
>gets his account suspended
What the fuck?

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>>7206916
>forced fart eating
>fart becomes a burp
i wasn't even aware i needed this

>>7205237
do you need jap locale for this to install properly

>>7207035
member.php?id=16016697 on pixiv. They arn't "busy" really, you'll get a gem maybe once a month.

Why don't japanese artists draw burps at all? And I mean explicit ones, not that "geppu"/sigh garbage.

I've only seen like a couple of them.

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>>7206452
found it on Nyoubooru no idea who the artist is, which is a shame, the work is pretty good

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>>7207246

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>>7207251

>>7206819
Awesome, ,can't wait to hear more about it. Wasnt it an nerdy asian girl swapping with a hispanic ghetto girl that bullied her or something? Just make sure one or both sre grossed out by the farts and make em smelly

>>7206700
Good his art sucks

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>>7207370
I hadn't even considered them interacting with each other, but being bullied, I feel like could open the door to a whole world of possibilities I haven't considered.

Like I said though, I do have two other separate projects to work on and will return to that when I'm finished!

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i hate you guys

>>7207072
>>7205786
Yeah, you have to change your computers locale to Japanese. After several failed attempts, I did that and it worked. Doesn't even need an rtp. http://www.fujitsu.com/global/support/products/software/packaged-software/translation/atlas/faq/setting-locale.html

>>7208703
Nevermind. I know nothing.

Does anyone know any animations? or good artists?

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Sure is /dead/ in here

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>>7209019
I've said it before and I'll say it again, There REALLY needs to be more Senran farting art. Especially of these two.

>>7209011
Huh. Never seen this one before...

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>>7209257
Sorry, no idea where or when I found it, I tried looking but alas, nothing.

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>>7209431

>>7209443
Gotta love purple farts.

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>>7209437

>>7209460
The best one here.

>>7209959
>that slight dress lift
my fucking favorite desu

Fart doujin recommendations?

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>>7210944

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The SBD of threads doesn't even have a name. :(

Audio Updates: Full archive is at.
https://mega.nz/#F!TA5jHYJR!00tT2ZlaU38mvDvo-L8SXQ
Any other links may or may not last, as I prune them, but the above lists all the work I've done. If you're new, get headphones.

>Gabriel DropOut: Kurumizawa Plots (Video)
This is an edit of a toilet scene. Blame /e/ for the inspiration.

>Farts only (youtube quality, HD)
https://mega.nz/#!mBwAWabB!IATYI2QopclvW4-fjEFSS_zzBg2k105p25a4yepkpgI
https://mega.nz/#!nZJEwBaI!yN5bXS7dHduQV3dWDQBN7IIgN9oloZSiPUhh4sMPtSM

>More than just farts (youtube quality, HD)
https://mega.nz/#!acAHTCQL!tOP8hNX5qWNhW4fjerlzyr5xoOcv5q1GbFxiKmL-so4
https://mega.nz/#!SQpjiKrD!CvUCPnOHlWUp40DAhuj3aj2qPQgDZqD9ljk2Am12doA

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Does anyone have an archive of Vanpandoorum's stuff?

>>7211369
This is new.

>>7210487
Source please? It kinda reminds me of Peppersoft Sunshine

>>7212993
TenuousOddity on Deviantart I think

>>7213022
Found it. Thanks, anon

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Does anyone else like farting on/around girls? My girlfriend and I are both open about farting and she knows about my fetish, but lately I've found that farting on her gets me horny. I've never heard of anyone else in the same boat.

>>7213632
I just prefer girls to fart around myself.

brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa---

Never mind, no need. You guys are already use to smelling poop particles.

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>>7213820
thought you said they were fart particles earlier?

>>7213632
I love farting around one of my friends in particular, love the reactions I can get. She's a particularly gassy friend so there's the bonus that if she says anything too harsh I can always tease her about her own emissions.

Best I've ever got is a sarcastic but obviously impressed "nice. . ." and a switch to mouth-breathing.

>>7213632

i do. and i force my girlfriend to smell em all the time, usually right before she cums. fart brainwashing, baby!

she seems to like them now

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>>7213632
Not me farting on girls per se, but recently I've gotten into boys farting on girls. Especially if they're humiliating them by farting bigger and longer than them.
I've always been into really big farts, especially long ones. Like I'll watch the video time and count the seconds and it's a huge turn on especially if they go over 10 seconds. Which sadly is rare.
But recently I fell into the rabbit hole of looking up really large male farts on YouTube. And holy shit man, there really is no comparison. Girls are so far behind boys it's embarrassing. Which is frustrating but also weirdly arousing.

>>7209591
Okay this did give me a chuckle.

>>7213632
When I'm horny, I'll sometimes fantasize about stuff like having farting contests with a girl, but during the times I experimented with my own gas, my own farts never really turned me on.

Still, M/f fart scenarios can get me going. I remember this video on YouTube where this guy farted for like 30 seconds while his girlfriend just laughed her ass off and something about that was just really cute to me.

>>7215081
I know what you mean. It's funny because biologically, there's no reason for guys to be significantly gassier. Yeah, we eat a bit more, but not enough for many of us to be like the guys on YouTube that can fart for like a minute straight or even longer. I think women are capable of farting like that, but since few women actually have this fetish and even fewer are willing to record themselves, that's part of the reason.

Also your pic made me lol.

>>7215277
wtf is wrong with you lmao.

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>>7215498
Yeah I chalk it down to girls farting being generally frowned upon so the number who is willing to take their talent to the limit is much smaller.

But funny story. The way I fell into previously mentioned rabbit hole was when I watched a YouTube compilation of the 10 Longest Female farts. And one of the related videos was a boy doing a fart that was... well... His ONE fart was longer than the entire VIDEO of the ten biggest farts by girls. And that included dead time and title cards and such.
I was pretty distressed to say the least. Got like a real sinking feeling in my stomach because I knew then that women will never be able to compete at that level, unless some freak talent comes out of the blue. But over time I sorta embraced it and now the massive gap in ability has become a strange turn on. Seriously, the number of boys who can seemingly effortlessly rip minute+ long farts is scary.

Any write fags here taking requests? I'm desperate

>>7215629
It sucks too because I would rather a female do a long ass fart to a victim.

>>7215629
>>7216462
Longest female fart I know of is around 30 secs by Lizzy Queen of Farts...it's microscopic in intensity which makes it even worse.

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>>7216565
Yeah, her fart was the 1# in the compilation I mentioned, second place was 16 seconds by Ana Didovic if I remember correctly.
And yeah, both length and intensity is pretty insignificant to the fart that boy did. Not only was it 2 minutes 30 seconds long (!!!!) it was pretty damn loud too.

>>7215629
>Seriously, the number of boys who can seemingly effortlessly rip minute+ long farts is scary.

Saw a vid of a dude ripping a fart (albeit on command) that went on for two minutes.

>>7216613
Well, those ladies can surely beat me at least xD

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>>7216103
Hmm...I notice something "off" about this pic...

>>7202836
>no furry stuff though
>"3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography."

what exactly are you complaining of, exactly?

>>7211453

this is a great one but does anyone have an english translation?

>>7216883
what's this referencing?

>>7217133
Some people are too retarded to read the rules

>>7217611
Jaiden Animations on youtube I think.

>>7217662

Sauce plz

Does brap-posting turn you lot on?

>>7217784
Sure does.

Brap.

>>7217784
>>7217966
BrrrrrraaaaaaappppppBrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaapppppp
Where my East Coast Rap Peeps at!

>>7217982

>no "hmmm smelly, do you like the stinky smelly stink?"

Discarded.

>>7215629
>>7216613
sceince to the rescue! its not nescecarilly true that girls fart less then boys, or produce less gas all together, due to girls having a smaller bodies they can store less gas at the back entrance, and as a result they have the gas making capabilities but bot the correct storage devices to contain the gas necessary for a monster long fart, which is why girls in farting videos seem to fart often but not long.

sceince: saving your fetish

Everyone here's complaining that boy farts are way longer and louder but they're forgetting one thing about farts. The smell! From my experience, girls have worse smelling farts.

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>>7218879
Hey science guy!
Another hypothetical fart-related question.
Would a fart at this scale be lethal to normies? That is, could the scent alone kill?

>>7216751
Me too, I have nothing on them! I rarely fart though.

>>7219281
no. regardless of size the percentile composition of a fart will NOT change. so awhile they will be inhaling virtually nothing but fart, only a miute 0.01% of farts are actually dangerouse to inhale. the rest is made up of relatively harmles chemicals like nitrogen and oxygen. the thing you do have to worry about is the 28% hydrogen composition however. if there is an open flame any where within the cloud the nitrogen will react and it will hurt...a lot

>>7219281
Not that anon but I sure hope so (and imagine it would).

>>7219297
But what about the wind? It could blow someone away to their death, right?

>>7218879

Utter speculative bullshit.

So PornHub links aren't allowed? The post of it was taken down.

>>7219297
Well, is there enough oxygen in a fart for it to be breathable or could people straight up just suffocate?

>>7219297
Would it smell any worse? I’d imagine it’d be overwhelming.

>>7217708
This isn't an actual video, just some fetish art someone made of her. Just google her name.

>>7219988

I meant the person that made this image

>>7219670
it would smell bad since you inhaling basically nothing but fart, so yah it would be rather overwhelming
>>7219586
you probabvly would suffocate considering the average fart only contains about 4% oxygen, although you' like pass out first.
>>7219297
the wind would probably blow you away and you would die from all the flying rubble

>>7219297
This does not explain women of ethnicity. Black women always seem to have thick farts.

>>7220652
*shrugs* probalby a change in traditoinal diet or even a change in digestive system. I chalk it down to black women having genetically larger butts

Was there a post ITT concerning a 2min 3DPD m-on-f facefart that induced vomiting or did I dream that? I'd love to see

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>>7220880
There was but it was deleted.

>>7220975
Was there ever a link posted?

>>7220982
Nah no link. Tho I think they linked to some Japanese clip on pornhub in a reply to someone else, which is maybe why it got deleted.

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>ywn be a shy qt cat girl who gets bullied by a stinky skunk girl

>>7216279
Writefag here. Hit me up.

>>7221263
Gassy MILF character? Like Hinata or Orihime?

>>7221359
Duuude, nice idea! A gassy MILF is a massive ass, right?

>>7221381
Meant to say "with a massive ass". Whoops.

>>7221384
Absolutely huge. Phat. Jiggly. Whatever word you wanna use. MILF gassiness makes my days worthwhile.

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For example

>>7221122
It's sad but true.

>>7220880
You didn't dream it, it was taken down, as was a link to a Japanese female farting video.

>>7221263
Would love to see a story about conjoined twins ripping ass. One is this shy girl and the other is a gross girl and the shy girl eats the food that produces the potent farts but the gross girl releases the farts or what not

>>7221263
Poking my head in really quick, I have a story request that involves a gassy milf
But if you've already settled on one then no worries!

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>>7221626
sounds awesome

Frankly, I'd love to see a story about a hyper gassy princess. One who believes that passing massive gas is "ladylike".

>>7221904
I had an rp setting with a friend where the royal family women were all hyper gassy, and in fact their whole female line of royalty going back to the founding of the kingdom was that way. They weaponized it during times of war too. The farting was a part of their royal culture. I should find the chat text if I still have it.

>>7221907
Please do, that sounds awesome.

>>7221907
Oh my god that sounds amazing! I wanna see!

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>>7221897
Sorry about the delay, I had fallen asleep...

Story idea goes like this:
>Starring a "thicc" Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, et al.
>Detailed about her ass, huge and "phat", jiggles with each step she takes, can see her pantylines easily through her dress
>Eats something that disagrees with her stomach, causing it to rumble and growl with indigestion, little farts here and there along with some burps, both are just a little smelly
>She decides that its not as serious as she thinks and goes about running her errands but as the day wears on her bout of indigestion takes a turn for the worse
>Stomach growls have become way more audible, she belches loudly, but before she has time to be embarrassed about that she feels a pang deep within
>Much to her humiliation she's in the midst of a crowd
>Not to worry, slowly she begins to depressurize, casually letting out small toots and burps until another bout of pain is felt deep within, and this time she can't fight it
>Rips a huge fart, powerful enough to lift her dress up and reveal her panties which embarrasses her, not as much as the nasty stinky fart she ripped, the crowd around her is coughing/retching in disgust
>This fart is really disgusting/offensive, cannot stress that enough
>Ashamed and embarrassed, Rosalina flees the scene hoping to forget all about this mess and she does... until...
>Later she checks the news and sees a report about a "terrorist" utilizing chemical warfare at the local whatever, nobody seriously injured, witnesses just say the smell was terrible
>Red with embarrassment, Rosalina realizes that the "terrorist" in question was actually her

>1646 Characters Already
At this point I should've just written it myself hue.
Oh well, no one actually has to write it desu. Just an idea I've been saving.

(It would be nice if she had a wet fart towards the end too, but I understand that kind of stuff isn't embraced here.)

Thank you for reading this garbage!

>>7222041

>This fart is really offensive, cannot stress that enough
>The fart says "The wage gap isn't real"
>Lots of feminists die from the stench.

Anyway, that premise sounds pretty hot, specially the emphasis in calling her farts biological/chemical warfare.

>>7222041
verb, for the love of God write that story

sincerely a horny anon

>>7220975
Sauce?

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>>7222667
PepperspotSunshine I think?

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>>7222667
FakerFace45

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>>7222790
Ahh, my bad. You're right.

>>7222810
Woah. What manga?

>>7221942
>>7221951
Sadly not as awesome as it sounds since the meat of the adventure was putting an exiled princess on the throne and killing the insane queen who used demon magic to extend her life. So mostly a lot of wandering the country side getting into misadventures. No time spent at court with the queen or her relatives who still live.

go make a story based on the premise, it would probably be better and get to the point faster.

>>7221457
not bad. is there any conjoined twin fart content desu

Lizzy has been born again and replaced her website with a cheesy picture of Jesus and the text "it's never too late" l m a o

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>>7223439
Who's Lizzy?

>>7223475
Queen of Farts

>>7220880
This sounds amazing! clues to find this

>>7223439
Oh are you fucking KIDDING?

>>7223439
On the girls gone gross farting forum website, she said a few years ago that her husband was suffering from some drug addiction.

That's when she probably fell off and went to gather herself and came out with her new website.

At this point, just leave her be. This is what she wants so let her transition be a smooth as possible. We have a plethora of other fart models and such to b8 to.

Hell, it's not like any of us would ever meet any of them.

>>7223439
I'd kill to see her confession to a christian focus group about having been a fart/scat fetish porn star for the past ten years, that shit sounds fucking hilarious.

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>>7223439
Her piss site is showing the same. Looks like religion claims another one.

>>7223439
So the queen's been brainwashed eh? Oh well.

Link to her new Lizz site? She personally always reminded me of a party clown to be honest so I could just never get into it...

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>>7223792
oto's pretty cool

he's also the only fart artist that does lolicon

Anyone know what happened to lazei? I just went to his da and it said account suspended?

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>>7225259
He drew a pic of Gwen farting on Misty's face, and since Gwen is 14 in the show, DA suspended his account for two weeks. You can follow him on his tumblr here: http://lazei-artist.tumblr.com

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Since we're on /d anyway

>>7223896
>party clown to be honest

Ya know, I couldn't figure it out as to why, once more females started farting for the camera, Lizzy wasn't a turn on for me. It was something about her being waaay too goofy. You comparing her to a party clown gave me the reason finally.

Granted pretty much all her fart videos were great because of her farts, but just her wasn't doing it.

Buuut I would pay to see her facefart someone though with the farts she produces.

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>>7225318
f-futa fart?

wherd has this been hiding?? where's the rest!! TELL ME GOD DAMN IT!

>>7222160
>>7222646
Thank you thank you,
But I said I was requesting this, not writing it.
I might have to someday though.

Hey guys ITT how about keeping a concurrent thread in /trash/ too so we can also share some videos? Seems there's currently one furry fart thread there at least.

Though I realized some of the videos I would have shared have already been deleted :(

>>7225319
Well, for me it was more about her being borderline repulsive to me. My mind treated her like and old lady and that's it. Nope all the way.

Hey fartfags, we might be in luck.

Smellovision is today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4132226/Is-strangest-virtual-reality-device-yet.html

>>7226032
>100 years ago your great grandfathers were getting gassed on the battlefield
>now you can jack off to getting gassed by girl butts
I'm speechless

>>7226054
It's only fair that we honor them this way.

>>7219297
That 0.01% is my ex

>>7226397
Would inhale

>>7225961
what are you talking about /trash/? Link to thread.

>>7225990
>old lady
yeah, I def saw the old lady part of it as well.

She was my first female fart video experience, but was so happy when girls gone gross came out and many more stars were born.

>>7223439
Jesus Saves
It's Never Too Late

This is too damn funny.

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>>7225318
/d/ is for farting dickgirls!

>>7223439
If there is anything sad to mention it's that Lizzie was one of the OG for fart fetish pornography. I remember when she was a regular on the farts.com forums and it's amusing to see someone so extroverted about her (many) kinks suddenly find Jeebus.

Anyway. AUDIO UPDATE:
This one is "Messy only" so if that isn't your deal, then wait for the next one.

>EFRO Hypertoilet
>Original, No Vocals, No SFX, No SFX+No Vocals
https://mega.nz/#!bV4mHAhC!8bAT1cVTMXWAH1jyhS7w1UgClc09k8dlZfodh6_P0bc
https://mega.nz/#!mYhylJKQ!mEHZxR2Qinem_o94jP4b2q7b6D9tyf6zISO1eSWEVSQ
https://mega.nz/#!OIBFECYb!xPyQdy9P9njEJtV7go7Mi5PFJhcTUR2Gf6gxOao632E
https://mega.nz/#!DcRFUZiB!1Y3azAtJ2nFkQunH0IJPt_jpTg1kwIeYSGcvfpF-eyo

>>7223644
Don't know where it is but I fart on my gf's face yesterday after sex, she doesn't have my fetish but damn, her reactions are always hot, even if she hates my ass gas.
We were doing in doggy style and when we finished, we both lied down on the bed, before I felt that my stomach was about to unleash a great fart. She was still panting a bit so when I sat on her face and farted, her mouth was open. Didn't get a vomit (I'd imagine that would be very hard to cause) but I did make her cough and gag, it was hotter than when I gave her a dutch oven. Anyway, figured you guys'll like that story.

>>7221359
I like Cattleya.

>>7226991

Nice man. I like to tie up my gf, and one time I had her stretched out on her back and with a vibe on her clit. As she got closer to orgasm, I went up and straddled her face (which she seemed to like, if not squirm away from.) Right when I could hear her cresting to cum, I farted directly up her nose. She came right away, then smiled and called me an asshole. I'll do it again! B)

>>7202926
sick jojo reference bro

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>>7222691
>Lillie farting
W E W

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>>7228090

>>7223439
Ah, too bad. She was one of best, but she has been replaced by even better models (SF, loverochelle2, Samantha Red, etc) who aren't 60 years old.

>>7227178
Awesome, I'm starting to think I should stop assaulting my gf with my gas though as she clearly hates the smell. I gave her a buttercup with a long ass fart not too long ago and she coughed heaps before running off.
My goal is to make her want to get revenge by farting on me, it hasn't worked yet.

>>7217613
Wow, r00d.

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Hi boys, I'm back to share my gas with you, here's a quick one before bed! http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vk30di5mAd

>>7230051
Bubbly, juicy and pretty long.
Amazing job farty-kun!! <3

You know one of my favorite things about this fetish? The way it's something that can make me laugh and tirn me on at the same time. Seriously, laughing during orgasm is oddly satisfying.

>>7226397
no that's not what anon meant. he meant that 0.01 one of the stuff farts are made of is actually dangerous to inhale

http://is2.4chan.org/d/1484173528884.jpg
What webcomics or manga is that from

>>7217133 I mean this

>>7202836
I mean this

>>7230728
>>7230734
>>7230736

dude...

Does anyone still take story requests? I have one involving girls from Resident Evil.

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If I knew the first thing about modding I'd make this a reality.

>>7231537
There are Skyrim fart mods

>>7231559
Yeah, but I haven't really seen any that turns your ass into a weapon.

>>7230750
Sorry I was a little drunk at the time. Sorry

>>7231571
If you eat the bean chili in the Beans mod on Skyrim you a weaponized fart

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>>7232937
Unfortunately you only get one of those big farts every time you eat it. I'd love to see it where farts are either a viable source of damage or some sort of utility (e.g., "stunning" people by grossing them out, having a knockback effect from the sheer force, etc.) I suppose there's always Eight Marbles and the various fart RPGs.

>>7226632
Thread >>7360014, but be warned it's a furry thread.

>>7231316
I'm interested, go on,

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Dead thread, dead fetish.

>>7236653
Forgot your sage, faggot.

>>7237016
>spider gwen will never blast into your mouth
JDIMSA

>>7237052
I feel you Anon...

>>7236730
dead function

>>7231142
No mercy.

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Reviving thread

>>7238901
imagine creepy susie, sucy, and hex maniac farting on you

it would literally smell like death

Anyone devised a method to smell your own farts? Sometimes I fart into a sock and put it on my nose.

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>>7239609
Check valves

>>7239609
i'm into the fetish because it's someone else's gas

Why isn't this thread in /aco/? There's more than enough western art here.

>>7239609
Narcissistic as fuck.

I could not jack off to my own farts. That's like jacking off to your own ass or own anything.

>>7240076
There's no point in complaining about non-anime art here anymore, the mods don't even enforce it. Plus, /aco/ isn't the kind of board people post /d/-tier fetish threads in.

>>7240518
They have regular vore, slob and diaper threads on /aco/. I don't see why farting wouldn't fit in.

>>7235199
I was thinking what if Claire Redfield and/or Moira were feeling gassy while they were trying to sneak their way around monsters on that gulag island. Or maybe Rebecca's long night of fighting zombies without going to the toilet finally takes its toll on her in the mansion.

Anyone else love farting around women?

>>7240574
Honestly, it shouldn't be that much of a problem. If your truly have the fetish, a fart is a fart. If it's only in 2d fantasy, please leave.

>7242710
Not giving you your (you) this thread.

Does anyone have a general consensus on what smell the colo(u)r of certain fart clouds represent?

>>7219326
This.

>>7242822
Underrated post.

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>>7242820
Whenever I have a anything with ranch dressing, my farts could probably strip paint. I imagine that's what the green ones smell like.

Yellow for the egg-likes.

Brown is straight up doo doo.

Other colors I like to imagine they smell like the nearest fruit. (red = Strawberries, purple = grapes etc)

>>7242916
Y'all fuckers retarded

>>7243456
No, you.

>>7243456

Thanks for giving me an excuse to bump the thread senpai.

>>7244103
Awful fart.

>>7244425
I mean "art", fuck.

>>7242827
What was it?

>>7244743
A shitty edit of two Minecraft guys farting into a laser. It'd be funnier if you actually saw it.

>>7245350 >>7244103
MOAR

>>7245863
SAUCE?

>>7245863
>reverse image search
>no results
please anon, you're blueballin me i need moar of this

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>>7245602

Best female fart you've seen in anime? For me it's the one in DNA2 or Gokujo., they were great.

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What if farts were a form of hypnosis?

>>7246333
fine I'll trow ya a bone,
its the only page with farts in it thou

https://e-hentai.org/g/1026180/ffe612f300/

>>7246455
They can be.

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>>7246455
That would mean that the gassiest person is the one who control the greatest number of minds. Eat enough yams, and you could be like the Pied Piper of Hamlin.

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It would also mean that by forcing other people to take anti-gas pills and eat non gassy foods, that means those people can't control anybody.

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So that means if you use your fart hypnosis to force people to stop farting, you become the supreme leader.

>>7246420
Usagi's

>>7247900
I only seem to recall 2. One was actually awful (No sound, odor immediately reaches the other girls, not realistic) and the other was implied (was actually another girl in the bath in front of her, though she still sniffed, just in case).

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>>7247364
Goddamn, Nightmare-Doom is the best.

>>7248058
I only fap to humans.

>>7244910
Thanks.

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>>7247364
>>7248058
>hasn't drawn any fart stuff in months
>deleted his Deviantart so no more commissions
JUST