/d/ Humor Thread
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>>6718365
More.
>>6718358
>Berserk
>Making fun of that scene
Dude...no
>>6718385
I don't want to dump the entire thing, so take this:
http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/
>>6718392
Thanks anon.
>>6718391
Get over it she was a stupid whore anyways
>I love griffith I hate you guts cuz Griffith likes you more
>I love you guts cuz I know Griffith is gay
>Oh Griffith is back I love him to much
Bitch got sakura syndrome
>>6718567
Found source to first one ages ago, it was part of a funny mini series.
>>>6702534
Use the catalog next time instead of bumping a different thread off.
>>6718380
wow. really was not expecting that.
>>6698025
>>6718530
GO away you edgy fuck. Yes, I'm salty.
>>6718392
Yeah! Finnally an english translation!
>>6718370
That's a good enough reason to dick his sister.
>>6722166
>this is the taste of a liar
>>6718368
It's been years, why hasn't someone made a full verson of this yet
>>6718358
It was always mindbreak NTR and having her ahegao would have made the scene less painfull to watch.
>>6718362
Not funny.
Also PSA: don't feed trolls.
>>6724582
PSA is fine but its pretty funny.
>>6724582
Was it your waifu, anon?
>>6724946
Only seen her in the copypasta (which means no).
>>6724581
How is this funny?
>>6725519
I thought the 'pregnant even if it's a safe day' part might be funny.
part 1
>>6726097
part 2
>>6725814
The best kind, where the husband STILL has his wife, AND gets a fuck boy out of it!
Probably comparably tame.
>>6727646
well this was my fave thing so far
>>6718370
well at least you beat your dad in one department in your life
>>6718370
>hanukkah
thats it I'm calling /pol
>>6726075
You do realize that 'safe days' doesn't actually work? Sperm can survive for a long period of time in the womb.
>>6721632
nice.
>>6731184
Actually, that's not true at all. The human vagina is not at all hospitable to sperm and it will only remain viable for about a day or so before getting broken down by the fluids and absorbed into the body. That, however, doesn't mean there are "safe days".
>>6731519
>womb
>vagina
Not the same.
>>6718392
What drug could that be? I want to know for research purposes
>>6718392
To people who just can't beat the panda, I found this site.
http://nhentai.net/g/97933/
>>6732146
"Freed us from those oppressive bees"? Those must have been some rough bees. Way I figure it, every time you see a bee on a flower the flower is getting laid.
>>6718368
>Story set in Poland
>Kun, chan and etchi
>>6721632
What font is that?
>>6732401
This entire fuking thing, I'm dying
>>6718380
>furries.jpg
>>6734743
sauce?
>>6734806
I googled it and it's an edit, sorry
>>6734808
Damn, oh well
loli threads it is
>>6734811
There was a thread a while ago, it's a 4chan edit.
>>6735825
dammit, I just read that today and was going to post the exact same page.
>>6718358
>>6732139
>>6718358
not cool anon
>>6718391
>>6736309
>>6736504
That's what you get for bringing feels to 4chan.
I had a thought. You know how males in hentai aren't allowed to have eyes most of the time? Is there anything that parody's that? Like there's a guy who keeps walking into shit because he can't see.
>>6738667
>guy gets an opportunity to spy on his next door neighbour masturbating in her room
>jokes on him, he's got no eyes
>>6738736
>>6718370
>hanukkah
>no foreskin
>in a horse's ass
oh god can anon fathom how sick he'd get just from that alone
>>6718380
this kills the rabbit
>>6727642
reverse cuckoldry
that trap cucked the wrong man
>>6739305
>comcast
>hexchat
>yahoo
>windows
>taskbar on top
The fuck is wrong with you?
does anyone of you kind sirs have that picture with "i came with the force of thousand suns" and below multiple lines of math?
>>6718358
Thats not funny at all. Fuck you.
Casca and Guts just wanted to be happy.
>>6739305
I do not comprehend that picture.
>>6724582
Rule of the Internet. The more wholesome and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. Accept or leave.
>>6733829
>Implying Nora and Pyrrah as diapersluts isn't hot as fuck.
Stop I can only get so erect.
>>6739341
I always forget to black this pic out, that's what's wrong with me
and fuck you, Hexchat works fine and I've used the taskbar on top for ages and I never used a Mac much, it just feels right
>>6739798
Half-Life saves are apparently full of rape
Hey, Anon from /b/, you should stop by Slimegirl thread, it's pretty gud.
>>6737970
You might also enjoy Nipple Penetration Thread. It's fun and easy for newcomers.
>>6717509
Enjoy your stay.
Slime girl you say?
>>6718362
This is amazing
Fucking non-existent dick. Patch fucking when
OC
>>6724582
Yes
Super funny
>>6737232
Woah someone screencapped that?
I was Snake/Otacon/MeiLing/Colonel
no human rights infringements here!
at least he's honest about his feelings...
scientific proof that flat-chested lolis actually have the biggest breasts
when have you last taken a step back and asked yourself whether you're a pervert?
we're all pros at something...
>>6718370
i see your screen cap about an awesome mother and raise you an even better screen cap about a mother with humor
Anyone have the Aku visits /d/ caps?
>>6745780
wait a sec is this an actual fetish
>>6744266
What's the name of this one again? It's way too real
>>6746259
w-what are you even doing here?
>>6732401
>http://nhentai.net/g/97933/
this is GOLD
>>6745795
hAHA HOLY FUCK
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This has been Shokushu no Mori, lovingly rewritten by SilentJ42.
>>6748845
What do you think happens next?
>>6748858
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/276734/8e1ac5f059/
Obligatory kobold comic 1/4
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>>6748855
>mother
she must have had him when she was like 9
>>6748857
that was wonderful
>>6748879
>Damn it, that's my good hole!
>>6749215
10/10
>>6718358
You made my erection sad and it went away. Fuck you.
>>6718391
>>6736309
>>6736504
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>>6749215
>>6750175
>be me
>have not gotten around to reading Berserk
>do not understand context at all
>anons left and right actually calling OP image UNCOOL and DISRESPECTFUL
>tfw literally NEVER see this kind of behavior among anons on pretty much any subject on 4chan EVER
holy shit, what am I missing out on here and is it history-making?
>>6735825
source?
>>6748855
source
>>6733911
Probably 'WildWords'. In the event it's not just google 'scanlator font guide', as it's definitely one of the fonts good scanlators make use of (There's about half a dozen).
>>6750266
people don't like when mc gets cucked even though she was Grifiths property all along
>>6750266
guts (the most fucked over man in history of anime, he hit literally every bar on the way down to hell. twice.)
has a lover, gets raped in front of him, by his best friend, who just became a demon (that his and his friend are sworn to kill them) and then she's murdered.
That in itself isn't that horrible, its when you learn about guts and his backstory and life that your truly like "just, please, kill him. or let him be happy."
>>6750266
She was raped so hard in front of the man that loved her that she became literally retarded for the rest of the series
>>6745795
Holy shit 10/10 mom. Dude lucked out.
>>6745782
Doesn't that one end up with either a good or at least funny end?
>>6750798
>That in itself isn't that horrible
um...
So, technically this is from /aco/, but I thought it was worthy of posting on here.
That was a fun thread. Spent like half an hour digging through the archive to find it again.
Someone showed me this after I recalled >>6751576 in the middle of another thread.
Who'd have thought bestiality was such a good conversation topic?
>>6751576
and here I always thought /d/emented fetishes were more or less exclusively a guy thing.
>>6751583
My dear anon, whatever gave you that impression?
Pic related was the anon who gave me >>6751582.
"WOULD NEVER DO IT IRL" Hm... Methinks she doth protest too much.
>>6751576
got any more screencaps from that thread?
What's the dumbest doujin you guys have ever read?
This one is a personal favorite.
http://exhentai.org/g/895628/bccc9e8cdf/
>>6751921
Nope, I made that one special. I only remembered how to find it because my tablet had saved a partial snapshot of it, somehow, and I was able to get enough keywords in for the search engine to pick it up.
Most of the thread was arguing about whether or not the subject matter was against the board rules or not, as I recall.
>>6718380
LOL. I CAN´T FUCKING STOP OF LAUGH!!!
>>6732334
Ecstasy, maybe with some LSD or another hallucinogen cut in.
>>6748824
>Just Hair<
I die in that part.
>>6751085
>>6750798
>>6750266
>>6718358
A lot of mental anguish there anon
>Guts was sold off by his adopted father and raped as a child
>Casca herself was saved from a rape (sort of) by Griffith early on in her life and became infatuated by him
>She then later realized he was a hollow sociopath and developed a thing for Guts
>So now she's getting raped on a pile of her dead friends, by the man who once saved her from a rape, in front of the guy she loves
>And the guy who's raping her is only doing it to hurt Guts
go get raped by a sandpaper dildo OP
>>6750266
You... you despicable creature, you get off here and find yourself a proper manga reader, sit in the corner, and read the whole fucking series before you get to even pull that protracter out of your weiner slot.
>>6748919
Nah, it's some secret jutusu-something she does to stay as a loli. On the flip side, the glasses-chick's imouto (teenager) looks like a curvy MILF.
>>6752702
Or you know....dont bother. I havent picked up the manga in donkeys years but can already say probably only a few more chapters have come out. Whats the point reading it now, having to stop for god knows how long until another is published. Coming back and forgetting all that happened?
>>6727646
i am laughing my dick off here
>>6731803
Seiko Private High Newspaper Club Rio Momose
>>6749075
a reminder that farting and 'womb rays' are not perverted, just autistic.
>>6748845
>cr1tikal writes an h-manga
>>6718365
Is there a website for edits like this? A lot of them hit my fetish more than the artists
>>6753350
?
pretty sure that's the actual translation, even if it's a bit clunky.
>>6753149
>womb rays
This makes me think that an evolved man's semen would look like manta rays instead of tadpoles.
I don't hate this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah1lBHTynbQ
>>6754239
Or the other one he did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4
>>6754240
or this other nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_AuHShCxA
>>6718358
I chuckled for a good long while, anon. Great work.
>>6725462
Anon, it's ok. You can still love her after such a tragic event
>>6748843
Human? She said she was an elf earlier!
>>6732401
you da real mvp, familia.
>>6748888
i think that's called kidney stones
>>6756435
CURRY
DESIGNATED
>>6756472
POO IN LOO
Anyone have that post where an Anon say's he's resisted fapping to a disgusting cow pic and then another Anon replies with "I see you've defeated my cow".
>>6718362
What game is that?
>>6749713
What the fuck, why is frothy mixture of blood and cum not fucking sky-rocketing off the chart
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>>6759698
>going all the way through 2 seconds after first anal
good job tentacle-kun
>>6759699
Missing part 4
>>6738737
Sauce?
>>6761156
Ghost Sense, by Karma Tatsurou
https://hitomi.la/galleries/616513.html
>>6759758
Hey, she liked it so... He must be doing something right
>>6750780
Nice oversimplification, anon.
>>6745795
........
i only can laugh
>>6736495
>>6718370
MY SIDE
Why is /d/ the funniest board when it comes to humor?
>>6722534
>and then Rei walks in
>later, at NERV
>"Son, your mother talked to me. I'm proud of you for once. You're finally a man."
>>6748897
I always though kobolds were more dog-like than dragonlike.
Found this gem.
>>6762226
In 3e D&D they became very scrawny reptile things that idolize dragons (though still yappy and with more or less the same personality) and the image became very popular. Now when people hear about Tucker's Kobolds they picture these guys.
>>6752656
>>6732334
I guess it could be X, you're lovey and happy on X and super into whatever happens to be going on. But that feeling of connectedness to the storyteller and to the environment makes me think of a lot of other drugs, and honestly any kind of body high will make orgasms shockingly better if you've never experienced it before, it doesn't have to be molly. I dunno. You're probably right, if the story is true.
>>6753149
>N-no MY kind of perversion is the right kind!
lol
Are you seriously this fucking desperate
>>6759993
>Girls falls in love with tentacle monster
>Gets kidnapped by demons and forced to birth their young
>Tentacle monster goes to hell to rescue his woman and slaughter the assholes who dare to attempt to fuck his shit up
Sounds like a great plot for a Doom wad.
>>6745795
Is it ok to be jealous ?
>>6763784
I hope so. 10/10 best mom would show up for holiday dinner
>>6763738
Or a standard day for CoC players.
>>6763289
Sauce? Google gives nothing.
>>6748855
Source?
>>6751568
It's that kind of series, anon.
>>6764092
>CoC
Either one works, too.
>>6759674
Artificial Academy 2
>>6763816
Ara ara~ anon, you know that I had to find a way to have fun since your dad was gone, but now you're 16, yours might come in handy too, right ? As it will be your first time, i'll guide you'don't worry. Now, why don't you get naked, like me ? And stoo looking at my cock like that tol, you make me blush and you get me even harder. That's right honey, now, pull those pants down and show mommy that big cock...
[First comment decides if ut turns into a momdom or just a normal futa mom with son story. Yes, i'm really bored if you ask.
>>6733829
Damn, I miss that general. Is it still alive? I might have to go back.
>>6721632
Oh man I'm giggling
Bump'n for Jesus
>>6724803
I uh
I need the sauce on this one
>>6748897
>angry eyebrows on a greathelm
this is my fetish
>>6739305
This is like when a dwm jockey tries (and fails) to replicate his desktop in windows.
Just switch to linux, man.
>>6748772
Is it weird that after a page or two, I started reading this in Cr1t1kal's voice?
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>>6768596
I have Linux in a VM, I just... don't really know what to do with it.
>>6745795
10/10 mom.
Does anyone have the Under the /d/ cap?
Been looking for a hella long time and I must miss it whenever it gets posted
stolen from /aco/ but considering the topic, it seems relevant
>>6748926
I love this one
>>6764745
Momdom pls
>>6769976
this
>>6736495
I Am both aroused and disgusted
>>6718358
Nnnnope.
>>6724582
I knew all that meal needed was a little salt.
Thanks!
>>6748855
Sakura Democracy! by Takatsu
>>6770318
What are you talking about?
>>6770416
thank you
>>6768867
How about use it? Or learn about it?
I hate posting off topic without anything relevant, sorry.
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>>6731519
The rhythm method is terrible, but the concept of days you're less likely to get pregnant due to the state of the ovaries/egg is relatively solid. There's a reason people trying to get pregnant make a point of fucking during ovulation.
>>6753331
Source?
>>6750798
she's not murdered. she's mind-broken
>>6750266
Other Anons have already kinda hit on it but I may as well add that in Berserk serious shit ends up having prolonged effects on the characters, this specific scene literally happened like 200+ chapters ago and characters are still fucked in the head by it
>>6748779
Blaze it
>>6744971
Sauce?
>>6770432
Thanks for explaining that.
>>6751085
that's pretty hot actually
>>6745795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WlN7iO-cfk
>>6734743
what a great gf
Manga also has a two page spanking scene, a demonically posessed rape horse and... this.
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>>6772760
Guts gets cock blocked every time when the action starts to heat up.
>>6772751
>...
>Oi
Fucking kek
>>6762610
One of those wonderful quotes that only makes sense when you see the image set in its entirety. Lovely.
I wonder if there's more stuff where the girl is completely clueless/oblivious?
>>6764429
Artist is Kawasaki Tadataka. Exact source unknown, I haven't kept a lot of his stuff.
>>6775086
Thanks anon, I found it http://exhentai.org/g/722735/05f3e6c614/
>>6753349
>lets play realistic hentai simulator
>>6718358
anon you bastard
>>6768596
>Debian GNU/Best Linux
>>6731304
Shadowrun edition
>>6751085
Not so much retarded as having such severe PTSD that she regressed mentally to a mute toddler. That freaks out about any man touching her.
There's a point later on where she wanders off and gets surrounded by some random dudes that try taking her clothes off and she snaps and murders them all.
>>6750266
The protags waifu gets raped, by his best friend(who also wants some sweet protag cock himself btw) waifu gets raped a lot more, rape is actually a central theme, the series has spun into a less grimdark thing now, instead of hell the world is just cruel again
/tg/ has an article from their wiki on it
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Berserk
>>6745784
That is some profound wisdom there
>>6718530
Man, the only thing that pisses me off about your statement is that Naruto ripped off so much from Berserk. Look, Guts has an inner fox demon that sets off when he's under emotional duress; Griffith's "spirit animal" or whatever is a hawk along with the Band of the Hawk; Caska was talented and vying for the top spot, along with everything else you mentioned. Guts/Griffith's relationship is the same as Naruto/Sasuke's; Skull Knight/Void's relationship is the same as PervySage and Snake Guy, not to mention that SkullKnight/Ero-senin became Gutsuto's mentor and VoidSnake became Griffke's mentor (both which eventually usurped their mentors); etc etc etc.
Everything in Naruto is just mirroring an element of Berserk. Right down to the earth kage and that floating fatso.
>>6724582
i think he was feeding on purpose
>>6777006
I remember seeing a pic on /a/ about just how many things Naruto ripped off. The main thing that comes to mind is hunterxhunter for the chunin exams.
Fresh OC
Also /d/, I learned a lesson. Apparently anything labeled milf is really just code word for shota.
I'm not sure who the hand in the middle belongs to. Also not sure why I don't see the men carrying weapons.
Is no one going to mention the fact that on top of everything else, Caska was pregnant with Guts child and the same rape that breaks her mind corrupts the fetus, turning it into that thing, which then follows Guts around, appearing to him frequently and reminding him of what happened?
Does anyone have the "futa sam-i-am" screencap?
>>6777535
Basically, yeah.