Since we're all /cock/ mongers here, let's have another

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>>36554

>>37129
>Well-done

Can Batman be more pleb?

>>36554
whaddaya know i just reread this today, and found $10 i had stuck in there to straighten out the bill

fucking well-done steaks. must be an old people thing. i own three restaurants and my recently-passed grandfather would not touch a steak unless it was well-done.

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>>37218
Yes.

>>37267
who is this artist and why does Bruce look like an asian twink? wtf is this crap, otherwise funny panel

>>36554
She's not pregnet, I checked.
Just don't tell Beast Boy.

>>37223
Old people and people from shithole countries fear "raw" foods because they think they'll get sick.

>>37218
He's from New England, a well done steak is him taking a risk

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>>36554
>>37129
>Bruce is from a family of refine taste
>Writer makes him likes his steak well-done
Man, just another reason to hate Kingdom Come.

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>>37825
>>36554
>>37218
>they eat their meat raw

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>>38192

>>37337
Finch.

>>37267
Eating a pizza with a knife and fork is bad enough, but this is unforgivable. Sanwiches are meant to be eaten by hand by design.

>>37579
funny, I think I had a fucked steak today(stomach hurts like hell)... Im in brazil...

>>38223
what is this rob liefeld tier shit?

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>>38301

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>>37129
>you will never order Starro the Casserole

>>38413
I've eaten worse shit dude...

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Reminder that Batman cannot cook

>>39037
>World's Greatest Detective and one of the most accomplished scientists can't follow a simple recipe

>>39037
CUUTTEE! I want Clark to be a good cook and Bruce being so impressed by his food.

I'm glad more and more people are realising Mark Waid has always been a shitty writer.

>>37267
This is fucking disgusting. Bruce should die for this.

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>>39144
He can't figure out a washing machine either

>>39037
>burning soup
literally what the fuck Bruce

>>37267
I wish I could say this is ridiculous but my sister eats hamburgers like this too

>>36554
>>37129
It's in a near apocalyptic world, I wouldn't trust the meat there either.

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>>38285
>>39290

>>38117
>eating charcoal

>>37218
>>37129

Batman doesn't eat food to enjoy it. He eats it because it's necessary. A well done steak is easier to chew and will be done quicker. It's absolutely in character for Batman to order steak well done.

Also because it tastes better

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>>39587

>>36554
>>37129
someone in a Kingdom Come thread ages ago made a good point that Bruce probably ordered his steak well-done not out of preference, but because he didn't trust a crappy restaurant like Planet Krypton to make a decent steak at a less cooked level

>>39587
He should order the meatloaf if he wants his beef easy to chew

>>36554
Am I retarded or is this dialogue incredibly difficult to follow?

>>38371
David Finch

>>39899
It's a bit clunky because the subject changes from Bruce's steak to Diana's pregnancy with Batman jumping right to the point.

>>36554
>>37129
>>37267
I like to think that Bruce does this deliberately just to piss people off.

>>37825
>from a family of refine taste
>likes his steak well-done

Sounds about right. Only sheeple would fall for the raw jew. Feeling tired after dinner, goy? No worries that is not your body having more difficulty digesting raw meat.

Didn't he live on his own for like a year, traveling the world, fending for himself, survivng, in order to train to become Batman? How can he not cook?

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>>39653
King of the Hill actually has a lot of great food moments.

>tfw Hank and Enrique nearly had mental breakdowns when the shitty hipsters who moved into Enrique's neighborhood put salmon in their fish tacos