Rick and Morty: "Morty's Mind Blowers" Discussion

>>95406382
>Morty's memories are restored and we learn the truth in this one broh.
doesn't sound like an interdimensional cable-type at all

>>95407801
I think that's a point a lot of people are missing the pre-epsiodes previews and descriptions have mostly been misleading all this season

>reddit and memey
kys

>>95407855
that's true broh

>>95407923
>LOOK AT ME ANONS I"M COOL IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS POSTERS ON AN UNDERGROUND BANGLADESHI TAPESTRY FORUM

>>95406382
>one broh.
huh?

>>95409120
there should be a comma
>Morty's memories are restored and we learn the truth in this one, broh.
"broh" is addressing the reader as a different way of saying "bro"

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Ok let's actually spur some fucking discussion here lads.

>Do you think "Evil Morty" is Rick C-137's OG Morty?
>Do you think "Evil Morty" is a robot, or a real kid with robotic implants or something?
>Is our Morty gonna go crazy this episode and abandon Rick?

>>95409188
Ooh ic.

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>>95409291
>>Do you think "Evil Morty" is Rick C-137's OG Morty?
Yes
>>Do you think "Evil Morty" is a robot, or a real kid with robotic implants or something?
Implants, similar to how Rick had them in the The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy
>>Is our Morty gonna go crazy this episode and abandon Rick?
Probably not, maybe in the season finale.

Regardless I hope Evil Morty Isn't blown off like he was in the comic, same thing happened with Doofus Jerry.

>>95409291
I think young Rick is Morty.
>"Tall Morty" in the citadel is just a Rick
>When Evil Morty kisses a child with Rick features -looks just like me as a baby haha!-

>>95409291
Mark my fucking words: Protagonist Morty will become more and more like Rick over the course of the show. Eventually they'll have some kind of fallout, (possibly a somekind of showdown on the citadel against evil morty) and he will travel back in time becoming evil/eyepatch Morty (starting some time loop shenanigans).

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>>95409291
Evil Morty prolly did something to take his Rick's knowledge. As you can see in pic related from the end of the episode there's a photo of him and a Rick with his head open, showing that he either took his Rick's brain or the Rick transferred his brain to a Morty's body. If that is his Rick in the photo then it kind of puts the C-137's OG Morty theory out of the question.

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>>95409386
Speaking of doofuses, there was one thing bothering me about Doofus Rick. He says that he never had a family, which means he never had his own Morty. Then, in the same episode, when Citadel Ricks are just discovering that Evil Rick was an android being controlled all along, Doofus Rick just so happens to butt in to ask if "he can help," but is, of course, brushed aside before he can see what's really going on.

With the timing of that line and his prevalence in the episode, it made me think that maybe he's more than just comic relief. Maybe, since he never had a Morty, he built his own Morty. It's shown that he's not retarded... he's arguably as intelligent as the other Ricks, just waaaay more empathetic and emotional (and annoying). Maybe "Evil Morty" is the Morty that Doofus Rick built, but he fucked up somehow and it went rogue.

The only thing off with this theory that I pulled out of my ass just now is that it doesn't explain why Evil Morty wanted to take down Rick C-137 in particular.

>>95409475
That's way too fucking easy.
And shows a really closed minded perspective.

Rick and Morty are clearly two entirely separate entities now. Whether or not they started as one, there are billions and billions, and billions of these unique individuals across a limitless multiverse.
The multiverse seems to exist around their existence.
The key here is how the Rickest Rick could have wronged the Mortyest Morty, and the events surrounding that.

>>95409549
He could have leeched off of another rick. So it leaves the OG C137 and/or time travel theory intact

>>95409552
I feel like Doofus Rick was a red herring but I see where you're coming from.

>>95409549
>>95409632
oh wait, I forgot about how evil rick was an android, so that's probably all that that photo was showing. I really have to rewatch the first citadel episode.

>>95409668
Shit forgot about that too. Still think that evil morty is most likely either OG137 seeking revenge or protagonist morty travelling back in time. He has been shown to slowly become more like rick in the recent episodes.

>>95409727
>protagonist morty travelling back in time
oo, this could explain why he only wanted to kill rick c137 and not morty. (or did he try to kill morty too? idk)

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>>95409475
Nahhh, we've seen iterations of a younger Rick and they look nothing like Morty. I know what you're talking about, but I think it was just something funny the artists threw into the background just because they could.

Plus, with the introduction of the "Simple Rick" wafers, it pretty much proves that he really is Beth's dad, and that their relationship isn't just a memory implant or something. So, if Rick is factually Beth's dad, then it doesn't make sense at all that he would also be Morty.

>>95409832
I think he was only trying to get rick. I could actually see them making morty increasingly more rick and writing the show into a timetravel loop

>>95409475
>>When Evil Morty kisses a child with Rick features -looks just like me as a baby haha!-
No I'm pretty sure he said something more along the lines of "Looks just like a Morty baby", showing that he believed that Ricks and Mortys were equal (which was not actually the case obviously)

>>95408122
Are...are you okay anon?

>>95409853
Ricks could collectively be convincing each other, this themselves, that tasty ass Beth memory is real

>>95409966
I don't see it. Especially considering the multiple jerries we got to see.

STOP YOUR VILE DISCUSSION !! FOCUS ON THE MOST PRESSING MATTERS: IS MR POPPY BUTTHOLE REAL ?! WHERE DID HE GO ?!? WHY WAS HE ABLE TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL ?!?

>>95409853
it's always funny when I remember they're based off doc brown and marty. I wonder why they didn't re-create the rest of the family from the movie.

>>95406382
That's good. The Interdimensional Cable eps were the only weak eps in this show's run.

>>95409853

Not the first case of somebody being their own grandfather.

>>95410071
Making one of them was fine but why they decided to make a fucking sequel is beyond me

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Where can I watch it as soon as it comes out?

>>95409291
>superior science to all other Mortys
>sociopathic
>has access to brainswapping and remote mind control technology
Evil Morty is a Rick, the evillest Rick, using his Morty for eternal youth .

>>95410173
Madri usually posts it after the episode airs. Just wait for him.

>>95410023
They sort of did with the dad. George McFly was, much like Jerry, a spineless wimp in the original timeline. But since there's no time travel in Rick & Morty, we won't be seeing Jerry change into a confident best-selling author any time soon.

>>95410219
Who?

>>95406382
>Bill Cipher in the background
>one of the memory tubes is Stanford Pines

The Gravity Falls references in Rick & Morty are getting way out of hand. Full blown crossover when?

>>95410113
L A Z Y
A
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>>95410183
Dude, no, that's stu- ...fuck. Now I gotta actually consider this shit cuz you might actually be onto something. Damn...

>>95410260
http://madridista-again.tumblr.com/

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>>95410259
maybe they based them off marty's family. the daughter has reddish hair, the son is a spaz, marty is a loser. doc isn't related to them anyway in canon.

is this shitty site lying to me? according to this we are already 15 minutes into the new episode

https://www.episodate.com/tv-show/rick-and-morty

>>95410509
use the countdown in the OP.

>>95409552
I see a lot of support for universes where Morty is smart and Rick is dumb, but I'm not too sure about that all yet.

>>95410183

while I wouldn't be surprised if this was true it would be a little disappointing that there wasn't one smart and capable morty out there.

>>95410509
It's at 11 so if you're in PST it's at 8.
Still have 3 hours, 15 mins.

>>95410286
Maybe they thought it could be there "What if Machine" of of the show, or Treehouse of Terror

A cartoon having a recurring-plot of irrelevant stories isn't uncommon, /v/

>>95409932
Yeah, I accidentally had the caps lock key depressed. How about you, doing alright today?

>>95410556
I know it isn't uncommon, faggot. That doesn't make ot less shit or less lazy.

>>95410596
It's an exercise in improv you stupid fuck.

All the greats did improv.

>>95410691
Improv is a cult

>>95410691
Shit improv on a high budget is still shit
, you bumbling fucking retard.

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So do you think this is what Rick's wife actually looked like?

>>95410691
>You dind't get it, it's not clumsily and lazily rehashing shit that's been there before; it's improv, it's supposed to be inane garbage !

>>95409291
>Do you think "Evil Morty" is Rick C-137's OG Morty?
Yes, and I've seen the idea floating around that our Rick is not C-137 and that he hijacked the C-137 (now Cronenburged) universe before season 1 by killing its Rick or moving to a universe where the Rick just happened to die.

>>95410743
Don't ever reference this meme episode to me or my son ever again !

>>95410596
Holy shit /v/, you need to kill yourself immediately if you get this triggered over getting called out on your own self-lazy thinking by needlessly rehasing thoughts over multiple spans of media.

>>95410743
SZECHUAN

>>95410817
What kind of autism causes you to be obsessed with calling people /v/ on fucking /co/ of all places ?

>>95410743
That's the face of the girl that served him sheshushushushan sauce.

>>95410817
>Shilling this hard for a family guy clip show episode

>>95409386
>same thing happened with Doofus Jerry.
what did?

>>95410547
It's confirmed in the comics that there's a council of morty who find the idea of a smart rick ridiculous.

>>95409589
no you're wrong rick is just old morty.

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>The cronenberg universe C-137 family find a dead Rick corpse in their back garden with a portal gun
>They use the portal gun to track down Rick and Morty
>The family find Rick and Morty whilst they're in the midst of dealing with president Morty's tyranny
>They keep getting in the way
>Eventually the situation gets so dire that our Rick is forced to admit that he has never been the real C-137 since before season 1 and that he replaced him and buried him in the back yard just like he and C-137 Morty did with the new universe
>Morty asks Rick what happened to his original Morty
>It's president Morty

It just ties together too nicely to not take advantage of. I hope the finale is something special.

>>95411224
N I C E

>>95411224
why would the cronenburg world have a dead rick in the backyard? they didn't bury themselves in that world.

>>95411334
... Did you even read his post ?

>>95411224
Not really. Only that president Morty is from he rickiest Rick fits. The rest it doesnt.

>>95411224
That family was killed in Episode 1 of Season 3

>>95411353
lmao whoopsie

>>95411360
Unless they can survive being frozen, I dunno.

>>95411360
They were frozen. The question is if this was deadly in the writes opinion or not.

>>95411224
But I thought Ricks literally can not live without their Mortys and vice versa or something like that

>>95411644
Naw, our Rick used Morty to hide from the intergalactic government, which Rick collapsed at the beginning of season 3. So technically Rick doesn't need Morty anymore, yet he's still keeping him around.

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This.
When can we just fucking have this.

>>95411736
I hate Summer's kidney bean-ass head.

>>95406382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crd8HvQX6V4

shilling my video here gah sorry ill fuck off just had to do it

>>95411692
>intergalactic government, which Rick collapsed at the beginning of season 3
and they rebuilt and still exist and evil morty is their el presidente

>>95411790
That's the Citadel of Ricks you idiot, the intergalactic government were the bug aliens which so far haven't been shown to have recovered from having their currency crash.

>>95411790
The Citadel of Ricks =/= intergalactic government.
Rick teleported the citadel into the intergalactic government whilst he was collapsing it.

>>95410858
FUCK OFF /TV/

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Morty is adorable

>>95411845
No he crashed it into a prison complex and crashed the currency from there.

Council HQ was devastated, Federation HQ was untouched in the attack but likely destroyed or heavily damaged in the ensuing period of collapse

idk guys, this season may have peaked with last weeks episode. It's probably all down hill from here is what the haters are hoping for

>>95411995
Where is this from?

M E R M A I D P U S S

>>95411736
I always forget how thin and lanky Summer is

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>>95412137
idk man the only shitty episodes were the ones written by women, so as long as we don't get any more of those we're good (though I doubt it)

>>95412420
Why does the Ricklantis mixup have two names?
Was it a 2-parter and I missed the other episode?

>>95412470
"The Ricklantis Mixup" was bait. Shortly after Rick and Morty go through the portal to Atlantis it cuts to an establishing shot of the citadel with the title "Tales from the Citadel".

>>95412470
Tales from the Citadel is its original title

Ricklantis was given the new title as a misdirect

>>95410743
honestly I figure that girl is pretty close to what Rick's wife actually looked like

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>>95412221
hence why she works so well in getting turned THICC and/or SWOLE

>>95411995
Morticia is even more adorable

>>95407855
Yup, calling it now president morty/evil morty will not be in the series finale, it'll actually be the earth president
>description: rick confronts the president

>>95412536
>>95412470
K good, that's what I figured. Just wanted to make sure I didn't miss out on Morty gettin somma dat mermaid puss.

>>95412564
>goo mortica
my DICK

SOMEONE POST A FUCKING STREAM

>>95412596
>rick confronts the president
nah, that's still too obvious

>>95406382
I'm rooting for finding out what Pocket Poo is.

>>95412619
We have over 2 hours, calm down

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anyone got a stream from non-americans?

>>95412564
>Mortician Morticia
I like this one a lot
>Summer Morticia is just loli Summer
I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT

>>95412629
Not really, it's equally as likely to be pres morty as it is the black guy. Why would they continue a story arc that big immediately instead of having us wait another season or two?

>>95412715
>Why would they continue a story arc that big immediately instead of having us wait another season or two?
what, I never said that. I'm just saying if it's the final episode of the season and it's called "Rick confronts the president" it's pretty obvious what president you're talking about.

>>95412564
Which one is femdom Morticia?

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>>95412564
Kinda wanted a more proper Evil Morticia there though there are ones with the eyepatch.

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>>95412823
Like a President Morticia-form Evil Morticia is needed now wearing the black dress shirt and red tie and holding alcohol.

I really hope that the series ends in a loop, so you can always watch it in circles.
Doesn't even need to have time travel to do this,our Rick could be immortal and he could keep traveling to dimensions where the events of the show haven't happened yet.

What's the current time in est?

>>95409668
>evil rick
Oxymoron

>>95411423
Nah, Jerry survived being frozen.
Only the asshole died cause he was pushed over

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Will he ever make an appearance?

>>95412905
oh shit nigga I just realized something. if mortys are as dumb as ricks are stupid, does this mean evil morty's rick would be "nice rick"?
this actually ties into the doofus rick theory as well

>>95412948
Way too slutty so no.

>>95412978
>if mortys are as dumb as ricks are stupid
shit I meant "as ricks are smart"

>>95412785
It's actually not, because apparently I didn't understand the first time you fucking autist

Spell it out because we're not all in your head: which president?

>>95412901
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What%27s+the+current+time+in+est%3F

>>95412901
9:32

>>95413022
president evil morty dipshit
he's obviously what the "plot" of the rest of the season is going to be based around

>>95413103
We've already established that the writers keep lying about the info pre-air date, dipshit

See: worldender, atlantis episode

>>95409639
Doofus Rick was just a B plot to kill time.

>>95412206
sometimes when I'm alone I act loud and boisterous like Rick when he's excited about stupid things

>>95411736
>got lizard morty crawling out the window
I can only hope we get two Summers gunning down bugs

>>95409549
That picture is just showing how evil Rick was controlled from season 1. I don't think those Ricks are dead, but evil Morty is controlling them, but that's it. That still widely leaves the ORiginal=Evil Morty theory on the table

>>95410743
I want to say yes, even though I figured she'd be a ginger since Rick seems to have a redhead kink

>>95410743
Probably.
How else would Beth end out having blonde hair?

>>95411736
Season finale maybe?

>>95412202
Rick and Morty art book from dark horse. Just came out

>>95413432
Blonde hair is a recessive trait homie

can someone give me a link to where they legally stream rick and morty? i wanna see if my cable provider actually works

>>95413558
Well Rick could be carrying the blonde gene and marry a blonde woman, meaning he could have a blonde kid.

>>95413570
http://www.adultswim.com/

They usually stream it, dosen't work all the time however.

>>95413610
ty

>>95412564
Really like Little Devil Mortica.

Is Void Mortica a reference to something? The Design looks familiar.


why does Morticia change ethnicities for one row?

>>95413610
is "williams stream" the one that usually shows rick and morty?

nvm i figured it out

>>95410173
Youtube.

>>95412564
Why does Superhero Morticia have a star of David as her symbol?

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uhh where's the stream boys?

>>95413837
Yeah, as long as they don't chop it into parts and you jump right on that shit.

>>95413875
Ask a urologist.

It's still 75 minutes away

Boy you guys sure are hyped for a show you hate

>>95413757
Sorry, should have been more specfic.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty/

Williams might be it, but I don't honestly know. Really, I would just reccomend waiting for Streamer-Anon.

>>95413922
Well, besides the people who'd hate R&M regardless, a lot of opinions changed with the last episode.

Also, just like Samurai Jack, there are lots of /co/ visitors that come just for this thread, so the opinion won't be the same as those from regular /co/ users.

Has anyone got a link for the episode ? nothing on piratebay yet.

>>95413922
Were you here for season 4 of Arrow? The talkback threads were the best part of the show.

>>95414001
Not out yet.

>>95414001
Tonight's? You mean the one that hasn't aired yet?

No, anon.

Whats the link to that dailymotion stream or whatever the site is called?

HOW BOUT A MEGA INSTEAD OF YOUR BULLSHIT THREAD INTRO?

>>95414039
Not out yet.

>>95413875
look up brettygood on google, first result.
It's a stream.

>>95414028
Thanks, anon.

if no one streams i can probably do it. tho i doubt no one will stream

>>95414029
Stream-Anon isn't hear yet, be patient guys,

>>95414056
BITCH, THE FUCKING WIKI SAYS "17 OF SEPTEMBER" AND IT'S THE 17 OF SEPTEMBER. DON'T LIE YOU FILTHY CUNT!

>>95414029
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

dailymotion is possible v&

>>95414129
IT STARTS AT 11:30 PM EST YOU FILTHY CUNT

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>>95414001
>>95414039

Oh boy I sure hate the newfriends coming here just for this thread.

>>95414150
PM? EST? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GAY SHIT NIGGA? JUST GIMME A FUCKING TIME LIKE "IT START IN 30 MINUTES" OR "IN 45 MINUTES" OR SUMETHING LIKE THAT.

STUPID WHORE.

>>95414173
Learn to read a clock like everyone else you inept.

>>95414173
one hour!

>>95414173
It starts in about an hour.

>>95414173
>being black
lmao at your life

>>95414173
What is wrong with 12-17 year olds these days

>>95414237
>>95414217
Stream?

I cant do adultswim. Canuck here.

>>95410743

I don't think the appearance of Beth as a child or his wife Diane is up for discussion. He only made a simulation using his memories of real people, he didn't fake a memory, as the bug agent said for the audience's benefit. I have reason to believe that because Beth appeared exactly the same in an actual memory of Rick's (Simple Rick) from last week's episode.

FUCK
I MADE POPCORN AND A SMOOTHIE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT STARTED 10 MINUTES AGO

KILL ME

>>95414482
What kind of smoothie?

>>95414482
DO I KNOW YOU?

>>95414514
fucking banana and strawberries with some chocolate ice cream mixed in. at least I can put it in the fridge but the popcorn is fucked

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Just started watching season 1. Why do people think this show is nihilistic? It's existentialist if anything. The scene where Beth realizes that Jerry actually loves her is genuinely meaningful and non subversive. Why does every retard think this show celebrates nihilism? Rick is not a fucking role model.

>>95414601
just make more in an hour dumbie

Anyone else wank to jessica?

>>95414134

Thank you sir!

>>95414623
season 2

>>95414652
Don't you have a show in a hour Morty?

>>95414623
>Why do people think this show is nihilistic
Because "intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor" is a meme used for the types of redditors which more often than not also happen to be Rick and Morty fans. That's... pretty much the extent of it. It doesn't really have anything to do with the show itself, nor does it even describe its fans beyond convenient meme-ing.

>>95414623
its just "muh reddit" memes

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>>95414731
Are you sure?

>>95414623
I don't think it's nihism as much as tearing down other convictions. every attempt by characters to construct a functional morality just falls apart in front of them, then the world (and Rick) mocks them for caring in the first place.
I think his >>95414696 point is pretty good. Reddit sees him as a badass edgelord and looks up to him because of it, then attach "nihilstic" to him because "fuck it" is pretty much babby's first existentialism

>>95414623
Anyone who talks about the show promoting "nihilism" is just a tryhard fedora-wearing faggot trying to attribute deeper meaning to a cartoon.

I mean, yeah, it's a good show, but people shouldn't be pursuing philosophical fulfillment from fucking Rick and Morty.

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>>95414759

>1001 likes

>>95414759
Hedonists need to be necked.

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>>95414836
Absolutely. Just give them meth. Maybe that will get the message into their skulls. If not, they are at least all soon to be dead.

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Oh jeez Rick!

any streams around?

>>95414873
I want more Police Rick, he's the best

>>95414865
Heroin's an easier sell.

stream anon, i need you

>>95414903
He's so pure, I love him

>>95414916
>>95414899
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9

>>95414899
>>95414916
there's literally a link in the thread if you could read

>>95414923
>inb4 he dies in the season finale

>>95414899
Suptv or brettygood. Your pick.

>>95414951
I know anon, it's just something I have to prepare for

>>95414940
but i can't read

>For the Damaged Coda for the 2nd time

Oh yes.

>>95414908
But meth is the ultimate conclusion of hedonism. Maybe once they get down from their first meth high (aka the best feeling in the world) they will realize that happiness is not an end by itself but simply a means to live a meaningful life. Cheating your brain into thinking that you are happy isn't cheating at the game, it is admitting defeat.

>>95414826
Sure is bad that Youtube's downvote button is literally disabled now and doesn't do anything.

>>95414985
Wait, really?

>>95415006
Yes. It's a placebo.

>>95414985
What was it supposed to do in the first time, anyway?

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>>95414974
>tfw every episode now ends with it even when it doesn't fit

>>95414934
what time does it come on?

>>95415022
Proof?

>>95414985
Why are they even keeping it around anymore anyways?

Loli Beth is so cute.

How could Rick have ever abandoned that?

>>95415048
try clicking it

>>95415048
It's been useless ever since Google+ fucked it over.

>Rick letting other ricks know he killed them

>>95415058
He's original Beth dies with his wife

>>95414974
>>95415038
that song gave me the god damn chills when it came on

>>95415036
I think it's like reddit's system where the likes add 1 and the dislikes subtract 1.

>>95415006
Yeah, YouTube's comment system got integrated with Google Plus, and Google Plus has no downvote button, only a +1 button. They just made the thumbs up count for a hit of the +1 button and the thumbs down just makes the down vote button seem like it's pressed.

>>95415057
People would complain if it was common knowledge that google took away their ability to downvote.

I love how cop Morty goes "aw geez" when talking to the other Morties in Mortytown. It's like cops switching to ebonic slang

>>95414934
>slick morty had 5 Ricks
How'd he even end up on the Citadel then? Did all his other Ricks die protecting him?

>>95415040
In 25 mins give or take, it's playing last week's ep now

>>95415073
They'll keep annoying him for donations if he doesn't let them know he's C-137.

>>95415096
It used to be like that, after they integrated Google Plus it stopped being like that.

>>95415100
what a clever anon you are aw jeez

>>95415077

Has this ever been confirmed?

So how many more seasons till we see Evil Morty again?

Where can I watch online?

>>95415142
brettygood dot com

>>95415135
they pull a venture brothers i hope and next season doesnt come out till 2023

>>95415129
Not clever enough to be sucked into a 4chan pass I see

>>95415142
Streams have been provided in this thread multiple times you negroid.

20 MINUTES MOTHERFUCKERS!!

>>95415135
0

Why the fuck was there a Mountain Dew logo in the corner instead of the Adult Swim logo just now?

>>95415161
Don't reply to tripfaggots, it just encourages them. Filter and move on, no tripfag is worth your time.

Why is there a Mountain Dew logo instead of [as]

>>95415096
I've never used reddit, but thanks for the simile

Huh. That makes sense, actually. I always assumed it was so that if a certain number of dislikes were achieved the comment would be deleted, or something.

Can we all appreciate juggling Rick though? He looks like one of the nicer Ricks.

>>95415101
morty's actions have some impact on saving Rick, sometimes.

>>95415201
mount & dew me anon

>>95415135

9 more seasons

>>95415201

They've been doing those ads in the bottom corner during Family Guy and other shows for a while now

>>95415101
His drama implant probably causes him to create situations where Rick has to die to save him.

>>95415100
yeah that was pretty cool

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>>95415159

Where can I watch the new episode?

What if Evil Morty had no plans for our Rick because he knows he's the most competent Rick and knows better than to fuck with him?

post yfw tonights episode is cancelled for the samurai jack season 6 premiere

I missed last week's episode, anybody have a mega?

>>95415313
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ricklantis+mixup+full+episode

>>95415301

Except Evil Morty pretty much bested Rick in Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind.

So where did Slick go?

>>95415297
CTRL+F Ustream.

>>95415365
Greasy Grandma World

I bet it leads to - I bet it's a universe with - where all the french toast have boobies!

>>95415346
>>95415301
he also rates one rick ahead of him

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>>95415310

>>95415365
The garbage dump dimension

>>95411736
The normal summer is a cunt but muscle summer is a sexy cunt

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>>95415310

Did cop morty rape those 3 mortys that were locked down on the coach?

>>95415456
No, just one.

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>>95415171
>Leave /sp/
>Black Star
For what reason? Where can I post where you dont?

>>95415477
I don't post on /bant/

>>95415477
Just filter all tripcodes always.

>>95415456
No it is a seriously non sexual thing
If you think this it means you probably got molested as a kid

>Mtn Dew

Oh fuck you, Adult Swim. Who do you think we are, Xbox owners?

Oh i get it, it's cause he blew him out of the air lock

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>this whole sequence

>>95414623
okay,
you know how Monk and House have different tones but they're both basically "what would Sherlock Holmes actually be like? surely someone THAT attentive to detail would be an absolutely insufferable cunt with severe psychological issues" ? yknow that?
rick and morty is kind of the same thing for anything with a super scientist like a Mr. Peabody. what would it be like for him and poor Sherman? How would it affect otherwise regular people who arent time lords or from the future or anything else like that. Like they're not just Donatello-tier, but "can do magic with science" tier. How that would affect them.. is what this show is about. and the occasional character spouting nihilistic things is part of it. the show doesn't endorse it any more than Monk endorses OCD

So who was that other Rick that wasn't Steve Jobs Rick?

Only two of the secret-council Rick survived.

>you will never have a legion of ricks under your command

>>95415568
Holy shit you can count?

>>95415495
Except for Boco that is, I leave him unfiltered because he amuses me. Look at him go!

I just noticed trenchcoat rick was floating in space

Was there a specific Citadel insignia before the Republic of Morty was declared and had its own insignia or what

I don't know who is IT BEGINS

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>Tfw you'll never get mermaid puss

2 minutes baby!

>Old Citadel logo was a stylized "R" over a planet
>New Citadel logo has an "M" added to it
>New Citadel logo also looks like a clenched fist gripping the planet

It still impresses me that the episode was so solid yet noticeably shorter than other R&M episodes.

>now a Mtn Dew bump

Frankly, I'm offended.

is the stream down for anybody else?

MERMAID PUUUUSS

>>95415584
Happened too fast the first time for me to tell how many survived the purge, hadn't rewatched until now.
faggot

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>that place with never have any bearing over our lives ever again

Keep telling yourself that C-137

>>95415596
yep, so literally no one knows Evil Morty even exists

unless Conspiracy Theory Rick told some other Ricks

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If Rick J-22 has been working for the factory for 15 years does that mean The Citadel has been around before Mortys started being born?

>>95410590
Yeah, thanks for asking

>>95415073
>Implying they care.
One of the defining features of Ricks are how self loathing they are. They all probably secretly wanted to do the same thing.

I don't know about you guys,but I'm feeling a Mtn Dew right about now.

MOUNTAIN DEW
DO THE DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW
DO THE DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW
DO THE DEW
MOUNTAIN DEW
DO THE DEW

>Mountain Dew commercial
What does it MEAN?

>>95415523
They've been having advertisements on their logo for awhile now

pls come back

>>95415634
"don't think about it"

Is that Miranda cosgrove in this credit karma commercial?

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So how do you stream this legally?

>>95415634
Yes there's no telling how long it's been around

Hey guys I was just thinking, isn't this kind of gay?
I mean, I'm sitting here alone on a Sunday night drinking a beer and watching cartoons with a bunch of other losers on the internet... but there's so many "losers" now because R&M is so mainstream, and accessible... I don't know, just feels like a lotta dicks these days, you know?

Lot-o-dicks.

anyone want to join my stream? limited slots.

>>95414934
What is "Flash"?
It sounds sketchy as all hell.

>people didn't just bookmark reliable streams from previous threads

wew

TWITCH STREAM /klovarr

>"get the fuck off the car you rickless bastard"
>"i wish incest porn had alot more appeal"
Holy shit this show got good again, and to think i gave up on the pickle episode

STREAM IS DOWN

N I N J A G O

>>95415672
70 years at most

>>95415671
you don't

It's not good, it's Blonic!

>>95415676
Hell yea

>>95415681
shhh don't tell the plebs

>>95415634
They started the Citadel to hide from Galactic governments, so convenient Morty Cloaks must not have been around yet.

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>>95415675

You better not suggest we all go play Halo and eat chips.

>>95415675
If we assume a 50/50 male/female split among the viewership, then statistically there are twice as many tits as dicks present.

I've been watching it on here
http://www.sdwnet.me/channels/Cartoon-Network-US.html

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>Rick just casually launches Raids against the Endless

>>95415676
yeah man, sign me up

Here we go.

>>95415706
Then how are people watching this? Is there an adultswim thing I have to buy?

RETURN THE SLAAAAAAAAAAB

>Remember how we used to do that
kek

I T S
S T A R T I N G

Was that Endless?

Neil Gaiman smarks

Rick and Morty is offically hipster

anybody have a screencap of the pictures from the documents?

>>95415739
some of us aren't poorfags and just have cable

Something tells me this'll be a nice episode.

INTERDIMENSIONAL CABLE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>95415739

illegal streams and tv is how people are watching it

lol i like the jokes in this show rick and morty is so funny

filler?

>>95415723
>Haha fuck you Morpheus

I just noticed the Morty that Rick takes in the opening has the master sword

How Rick directly talks to the audience, not even as part of a joke, is cringe. It's almost like the parts in new Family Guy where Peter talks to the viewer and makes a joke or some shit, except Rick is serious here.

I just noticed The Master Sword in that Morty package rick walked away with it

>Waiting until after he has the tortoise to warn him.

Rick is such an asshole.

And we'll be doing this instead of interdimensional cable.

>>95415764

Oh so it's an anthology episode?

IF the turtle makes him know everything, why didn't he know about the memory room?

Here we gooooo

MOON MAN

>>95415772
>is cringe.

Stop using that word for everything you think is lame.
I bet you're the kind of colossal ball gargling faggot that things everything pleasant is "Comfy ;3"

SMUDGE

MOON MAN

The very first removed memory has no Jerry? They were already divorced?

Maurice LaMarche, neat.

>>95415772
He's not. He's talking to himself, to the "audience" in his mind

>No Jerry in flashback

Was Parnell just busy with something so they wrote Jerry out?

>>95415775
well in his defense, what kind of retard stares into the eyes of a truth tortoise

>Who isn't
school Councillors btfo

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Found him already

>he thought he raped morty

>>95415798
>ad hominen, can't refute the actual point

Literally Family Guy

>>95415611
it's so weird how people are always like "what would you do about the mermaid problem?" and it's like what problem? puss is puss. it's only a problem if you're a woman trying to fuck a triton and he may or may not have kind of a dolphinesque dick down there.

also, likely, the puss is halfway down the tail or further, so you can't like.. hug her and play with her titties during.

MOONMAN

>>95415772
He's aware that it's a show.

>>95415817

IT'S NOT BILL. THERE IS NO HAT

FUCKING KEK

>He really was a smudge.

That was dumb

>Assumed he was a Pedophile

SIMPSONS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

The fuck? Didn't The Orville JUST do this?

>Its not a simpsons halloween special

Ha, Simpsons jab.

>He literally couldn't tell if a man was threatening him from a smudge

That menagerie looks pretty comfy desu

Principal vagina just decked that guy

>>95415634
the citadel yes, but... the factory? that makes no sense

oh wow principal vagina actually punched him

PIZZAGATE BTFO

wait how does Morty remember this stuff?

>When will they learn?

wow morty takes off his shirt like a girl

jesus fuck Rick