So what do you guys think of Dark Metal thus far? Is it harmless

It's fun, I like it

>>95378456
For me it had me at The Hall of Doom but lost me at Batmanium

>>95378560
I'm just hoping to see more of Dream and Plastic Man. Also curious to see any Watchmen references

>>95378341
>cyborg bats is the result of a cyborg-like body merging with an overprotective alfred-like ai bruce made after alfred died
>red death is bats messing with speedforce
>jokerbat is bruce killing the joker and a deadman's switch shot joker toxin on him

>>95378960
What's the deal with AquaBatWoman?

>>95379156
dunno, these are all the details I read on neogaf

But since aquabatwoman calls herself bruce, I'd like it if it was a male bruce possessing the body.

Amazonbruce is probably diana's son? Or some other amazon's?
And I'm betting doomsdaybruce is bruce infecting himself with kryptonian/doomsday dna after doomsday killed supes in an attempt to become strong enough to keep the world protected after his clark died.

>>95379156

Probably a version of Bruce who became transgender after seeing his parents get killed. Then xhe got some fish powers

>>95378341
If the whole Meta/Metal thing has a very limited impact on the DCU overall, I'll enjoy it a lot I think.

I can't hate a comic where there's the Legion of Doom HQ followed by Batman pulling out Babyseid just like that.

>>95379223

Amazon Bruce is God of War after Wonder Woman was killled. Possibly her lover as well.

>>95379230
then he got fish powers from a fish that can change its sex, like those frogs from jurassic park

Red Death actually looks pretty fucking cool

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Wait, I was looking over at cartoons for a minute and now I'm lost. What is this? I know I could just google it, but reading your guys descriptions are fun.

>>95379643
Basically its another doomsday prophecy that has every immortal on the planet running scared and revolves around Nth Metal. Apparently theres a Dark Universe and what you're seeing is a evil doppelganger Justice League which is all Batman themed, some bat tribe or some shit spanning back since the dawn of man

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>>95379643
It's justice league doom/babel all over again, times a thousand
>alfred, the jl is under attack
>by whom, sir?
>by me
>savage/al'ghoul got your contingency plans again, sir?
>no, versions of me from the dark matter multiverse universe are attacking
>and each is based on another jl member
>and I'm the joker
>and there's a demon
>and my plan to save them depends on baby darkseid

All of them are literally true. It's not an exaggeration.

Lot of Batman wanking, but that is to be expected with Snyder.

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>>95378341
So what do you guys think of OP thus far? Is it harmless Spencer-inspired stupidity, or just plain stupidity by OP trying to start a company war?

>>95380170
If I catch him outside I'm putting a cap in his ass

>>95379236

Plus the JL Voltron

>>95379931

I like how it's showing Batman as scared and out of ideas. The guy was going to Omega Sanction himself with no guarantee it would work

>>95378341
I like crazy fun moments.

But I hate how it has all the Snyder's usual problems taken to eleven.
>Everything is connected!!!
>SECRET HISTORY
>Let me explain this shit for six pages.

>>95379931
And I was about to check it out. Geez.

>>95380367
I like that Batman actually fucked up. There's a chance that he might be a bit more limited in the rest of the event.

Shame that Batman:Lost had to lose Copiel and gained Williamson/Mahnke/Tynion

https://www.newsarama.com/36392-coipel-bengal-drop-off-batman-lost-as-more-writers-artist-join-snyder.html

>>95380170
What in the hell are you talking about?

>>95380417
I thought my summary would inspire you to do so.

>>95380491
Talking about a DC event right after a Marvel one =company war baiting according to the akuposter

>>95380539
Well he's a paranoid fucking idiot then.

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metal is fun I can't wait for the red death one shot and Nightwing for more antics from the batman who Laughs

I thought it was kinda stupid at first, but when I saw that everyone who worked on the book had goofy nicknames I realized it was all meant to be tongue in cheek and I started enjoying it more.

>>95380130
>Batman is scared, out of ideas, and fucks up to the point of letting the nightmare batmen in

Sure, Batwank.