ITT : Female characters that prove you dont have to be fuckable

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>dont have to be fuckable

>>95372852
>Implying Sandy cheeks isn't fuckable.

>>95372852
>implying shes not

Hold that thought. Whatever you've got, whatever it is, people here are going to try and make it fuckable. Okay, continue.

>>95372852

>dont have to be fuckable

Oh you sweet summer child.

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>>95372852
Your innocent notions are useless in my nightmare realm

>>95372852
Sandy was FOTM on /co/ multiple times already.

>>95372852
>not fuckable

This is a stealth lewd Sandy thread isn't it

>>95372852
>Sandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmXTrTluab8

>>95372852
>Furry
Wouldn't fuck her.

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Not a character exactly, but /co/ brings her up as a good example of a webcomic artist

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OP this thread is doomed to failure.

>>95372993
It's not a dude with long hair?

I wanted to clap those squirrel cheeks as a rosy-cheeked boy of 10

>>95372993
That's a chick? I always thought it was a hippie dude.

>>95372852
>>Implying

>>95373061
I think there's a pic of her in real life.

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>>95373061
>>95373013

>>95372852
>dont have to be fuckable

The fuck am I reading.

>>95373106
she kinda looks like michael cera

>>95373106
And of course she actually looks like a girl I had a crush on.

>>95372993
>Awkward and almost looks like a man

I would fuck her

>>95373106
Nice try but you won't feel me twice Michael Cera!

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>>95372852
>/co/
>unfuckable female characters

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>>95373106
She's also profoundly deaf, has a husband, and is a rocket scientist. Literally a rocket scientist.

>ywn dat

>>95373106
blech

>>95373741
why live

(she's actually impressive)

>>95373741
>She's also profoundly deaf
Wait, really? I've never heard anything about this

>>95373106
Katie is cute. CUTE!

But seriously, she's pretty cool and I appreciate her work.

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>>95372852
>I M P L Y I N G

First day on /co/?

>>95373106
she looks like a friend of mine

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unless you're lex

>>95373741
>Literally a rocket scientist.

Passing with good grades or only "good enough" for a low engineering position.

>>95372852
>nickname is :Sweet Cheeks"
>Sandy "motion in the ocean" Cheeks.
>not fuckable.
/co/ would anyone with a semblance of a female body

>>95376336
http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=060214

>Hey! So! A LONG LONG TIME AGO (like, most of this comic's lifetime ago), I started going to college! As of about two weeks ago, I stopped doing that! Because I graduated! From college!

>Now that I have my degree in mechanical engineering, I'm starting a new job building spaceship parts (I AM INCREDIBLY SERIOUS), and have just finished moving from New York to Wisconsin to do that! But I'm sure you're wondering: what does that mean for this comic? The answer: NOT MUCH, HONESTLY. I still love making comics and I still plan to keep doing it until my hands fall off, so Awkward Zombie will keep updating on its usual schedule uninterrupted. Except for this non-comic to say that.

The important part:

>I'm starting a new job building spaceship parts

I don't know why you assume she barely passed, or why that would matter if it were true (and maybe it is? who knows). She's building spaceships; she's a rocket scientist. If you're disputing this then you're wrong, if you aren't then I don't know what point you were trying to make.

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>>95375187
>I've never heard anything about this

>>95377016
>I don't know why you assume she barely passed
Yes you do, anon. Where do you think you are? Come on now.

>>95377161
Did I miss something, because I don't know why either.

>>95373002
>Sensible aristocratic chuckle

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>>95377137

>>95372852
>pic unrelated

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>>95372993
This is her a few years ago. She has short hair now.

>>95376771
Remember when /co/ wanted to fuck Porkchop from Doug because he wore a skirt in one episode?

>>95377276
should have stayed that way

>>95372868
>>95372872
>>95372874
>>95372884
>>95372917
>>95372955
>>95373067
>>95373519
>>95375658
>>95376771
>>95377263
Then wheres the porn smart aleck?

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>>95375187
Neither has she.

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>>95378126

>>95377016
My point is that there you are easily impressed by someone becoming a rocket scientist when you don't even know either she passed with good or mediocre grades or is actually doing important instead of boring grunt work.

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>>95378005
https://youtu.be/dzjPzUCy5kY

>>95378005
Son, if you've got to ask, you're too new to post here.

>>95377324
>wanted
>Implying we stopped.

>>95378427
>>95378455
Ok let me rephrase that

Where's the good ones? They are all shit

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>>95372852

>>95378427
Is this satirical porn?

/co/ generally praised aquamarine while simultaneously posting next to no lewds or sexual posts.

>>95378544
Anon I believe you're mistaken on that one

>>95378544
>who is Mike Inel

>>95378710
>being a newfag

>>95378775
>implying I'm not calling anon out for saying Nicole isn't fuckable
I know damn well who Mike is. Now I'm going to masturbate.

>>95378808
>implying I'm not calling you out for saying Mike in the first place
Mike Inel is babies' first porn artist.

>>95378914
Oh okay.

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>>95372852
You made Sandy sad.

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both chiefs desu

>>95378710
Inel porn isn't Nicole porn you fucking retard

>>95378968
Missing the comma after the word enough.

>>95379296

THATS what you point out? I mean jesus christ I accept gay peoplr but good fucking lord THAT is what catches your eye?

A girl stripped to her fucking underwear and before you think of filling every inch of her fucking squirrel womb you look at the word "Enough" and become so fucking bent on it you just HAD TO BRING IT UP?

You gay ass fucking faggot I bet you'd walk into an orgy and the first thing you'd ask is how everyone's day is going.

>>95379389
good post

>>95379389
You dont have to freak out so much dude. Calm down

>>95379389
Sorry anon, you lack of punctuation kills my boner.

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>>95378005
do you not know what paheal is

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>>95372852
/co/ will find anything fuckable if you give it time.

>>95378968
No way, barnaclehead! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

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>>95375755
>not wanting 300 pounds of sweet beautiful chocolate wall grinding down on your dick.

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>>95379389
Kek

>>95379389
Maybe proper punctuation turns him on? You knocking someone else's fetish, squirrel fucker?

>>95379389
>you'd walk into an orgy and the first thing you'd ask is how everyone's day is going.
Wait... That's not proper orgy etiquette? I mean, you kinda need to know who's had a bad day and might bite or whatever.

>>95380015
Not to mention it's just rude to fuck someone in the ass without introducing yourself. Otherwise it might as well be rape!

>>95372852
Did you really make this thread thinking people didn't want to fuck her?

>>95372993
>never draws attention to herself or her problems in the things she draws, only video games (unless I'm forgetting something)
>draws herself in an unflattering manner
>actual jokes and funny comics
>crops are used as good reaction images
every good webcomic artist should aspire to be like her