THEN LET MY HEART BE HARDENED AND NEVER MIND HOW HIGH THE

>>95366657
literally did nothing wrong

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I don't think I watched this film right, I ended up becoming an Egypt fanboy.

>>95366676

Tbqh by the 4-5th plague he probably should've realized he was out of his league.

>>95366691
He gave zero fucks because of hate and daddy trauma. My favorite scene is when God sends a fire tornado and he just keeps charging at it.

>>95366691
>>95366657
>>95366791
He took his son's death pretty fucking hard in hindsight.

would have thought after a thousand years he might have moved on.

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>>95367103
Forgot my image.

>>95367124
Don't remind me that one of my favorite actors was in the dullest movie franchise.

>>95367124

>No red eyes
>No slit pupils

Dropped

>mfw he has slit pupils for a split second when he's ressurected in GoF like a cocktease

good art

>>95369740
Good songs

>>95367197
What a weird segue-way to Clash of the Titans.

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>>95366691
>Tbqh by the 4-5th plague he probably should've realized he was out of his league.

God was literally hardening his heart at every turn.

>>95370191
Or was he?

>>95370209
God is lewd
He only mellowed out after cucking his son's mother's husband

>>95367428
Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic.

When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>95370935
Savage and pretty well-articulated, if a little OTT with shit like "the die was cast"

>>95372229
it's pasta

>>95370191

It was metaphorical

>>95366657

heh heh

he said hard

Uh, excuse me Pharoah, but why not let them immigrate to neighboring lands and destabilize them, then swoop in and take them in as a vassal state at best and a trading partner at worst? Don't you have like 70 sons or so anyway with a third of them dying before age 4? It doesn't seem like that much of an issue, my sun and star lord Pharoah

>>95370191
I thought it was the "(the actions of) God hardened his heart" and it was referring to how each plague only made the pharaoh more stubborn and indignant.

>>95370191
Is god a griefer?