If your life was a cartoon, what do you think the internet would

I don't know of any cartoons that follow one solitary character doing nothing and interacting with nobody.

>>95269226
doug

>>95269117
Man, no matter what, there would be people making me their husbando.

i hear in rick and morty, rick knows he's a cartoon

>>95269303
What kinda grills and guys do you figure would have a taste for you, Anon?

>>95269117
I wish my life was less of a cartoon frankly since I always felt like the mc of a fucking anime/cartoon

>>95269350
I am broken, a manlet and kind of cute, while still being quite manly and with lack of self steem.

So I guess that a lot of fujos, and the kind of girls that want to see me suffering.

Tumblr and this board would love to see this twink get compliments and fail to get girls. The best part is due to friends dropping contact with me new characters every season.

>>95269495
Because Anon is slight of frame- he's clearly FtM trans, I have collected 100 screenshots confirming and have written an entire essay backing up my point.

It would be a really light and slow version of shows like F is for family and Bojack I guess, so kinda boring I guess...there would be fans but not an huge success. There are a few of nice husbandos but a really small number of possible waifus, I gotta resolve this in the new season where I'll change Uni's city and degree after the last season has been so fucking miserable

>>95269117
>tfw you'd be the least favorite character of your own show
It'd be like Moral Orel got mixed into Megg Mogg and Owl.

>>95269117
I have a boring life but /co/ probably draws lots of porn of me.

>>95269117
Undergrads in some religious home.
The bests episodes would be those in which the crew goes outside and desperately goes after girls.

>for fuck's sake, are the writers retarded? There are OTHER plot devices than suicide ffs.
>it's just fucking unrealistic to have every other character kill themselves like that
>going this dark is just bullshit baiting for awards

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>>95269117
I'm an avid backpacker and camper as well as competing in boxing. I also had a fucked up child hood and a lot of shitty break ups. Moved from town to town going between parents meeting new friends. I would get in fights and get my ass beat. I had a group of friends I had constant connection to, so that would work for consistency. I also was an "edge lord badass" in middle school and broke the rules because I was 2cool and got suspension constantly. my dad was super rich and would bang strippers and my mom was poor and practiced witchcraft. I recently moved into a one bedroom apartment with four people, One of them, just lost their parents to murder/ suicide. because my recovering alcoholic stepdad decided to join a cult and start drinking again. Oh yea and he's gay. So I got kicked out of my house because of an alcoholic gay wizard. And that's not all of it.