ITT: Robot Chicken does a Steven Universe parody sketch. Describe

>>95252615
comedy gold.

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Rock Lords show up as the new Crystal Gems to be Steven's brothers
They get attacked and they transform into rocks and do nothing
Steven gets killed as a result

>>95252615

Garnet gets lynched by the KKK

>the gems are kissing in the house
>steven comes in and say they need to save the planet
>gems keep kissing and touching
>steven fall in fetal position and cries
end

Sex jokes, and then they swear, or something.

>>95252615
Get real lazy, and just add in Beavis & Butthead again.

>>95252615
Garnet is voiced by Patrick Warburton. Everyone seems put off whenever she talks but is completely oblivious to it.

>>95252615
no one laughs

>>95252615
Probably something like >>95252704, with Garnet doing >>95252839.

>>95252615

Blue Diamond must learn to cope with Tourette's Syndrome.

>>95252615
>We're so gay!
>Let's fuse!
>Uh oh, I was straight this whole time, so our fusion is fucked up and looks like a horror film
>Lol something about the beauty if gays but also people die because robot chicken relies on shock humor

was robot chicken ever actually good or was it just funny because i was 12?

>>95252615
>Hahaha gay joke
>Lesbians
>Fusion
>die of aids or something because shock humor
>Maybe a Dragon Ball Z reference

>>95252839
Too funny for Robot Chicken

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>>95252615
Would they make customs or use these

>>95252717
>Garnet gets lynched by the KKK

They think she's dead when she stops breathing.

Then the other Crystal Gems come in to rescue her. Steven goes to untie Garnet while the others handle the Klansmen offscreen.

Garnet just says "took you long enough" and snaps out of her bonds.

Then the other CGs come onscreen, and Pearl says they gave the humans a stern talking-to and convinced them that what they were doing is wrong. Amethyst licks bloodstains off of her spear.

Cut to Yellow Diamond, who comments about how stupid it is for humans to hate each other just because of their race, and how this proves that they deserve to be wiped out.

>>95253242
>ITT: Robot Chicken does a Steven Universe parody sketch.
you are a fucking retard

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>>95252615
They'd actually create a plot

>>95253020
Half and half there are some actually brilliant sketches like the palindrome one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5F66JwLq90
But over all they was more bad than good.

>>95253498
>I don't like this!
I don't understand your hostility.

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>>95252615

>>95252615
Nothing. Just like the series.

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>>95252615
.

>>95252615
>Gems walk in a room
>catch Steven masturbating
>To pictures of rocks on the internet

Same as every sketch,
"Let's take children's cartoon and kill the characters in a violent way. And throw in a gay joke."

>>95254843
Actually kind of clever. Finally a gem in this garbage

the SJW cast busts down a wall and starts beating the living shit out of everybody while screaming GAY and TRANSGENDER over and over again.

Remove the gems from their bodies

They make some sort of cocaine gem and a bunch of hardcore dyke jokes and it probably ends with Steven getting brutally killed in an adventure

>>95252615
Some lazy lesbian jokes, Steven being pressured to be gay, then it ends with Steven selling the Gems on QVC.

Steven and the gems are singing and crying. The bad guy gems are singing and crying. One of the Townies does something violent.

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