>Good Evening, I'm Johnny Gomez! >And I'm Nick

This deserves a bump.

Spot on OP, spot on.

>>95166101
I genuinely want this to be a thing. Well done, OP.

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>>95166101
Amazing.

Oh how I wish something like this would happen.
I'd take more episodes of CDM period, but this version would be great to watch

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Perfect

Batman has no problem killing non humans. The terminator would pumble Batman at the start then Batman would do some banter blow up part of the robot then get smashed to a bloody pulp.

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>>95166101
Fucking spot on

>>95166449
Although I agree that would be a pretty standard match it would have been interesting if in the midst of battle the T1K would converse with Batman leading to an exsistential crisis by either or both of them.

>>95166449
>>95166449

Or Christian Bale jumps in mid-fight.

Hilarity ensues.

Farnsworth would easily win, no contest.

>>95166101
This is beautiful.

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>We're definitely going to see Newton's Third Law in action tonight - for every act of violence there'll be an equal and opposite reaction of bloodshed

Fucking amazing, OP. I really miss this show.

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>>95166101
10/10 OP
Among all those shitty unnecessary reboots,they should bring this one.

Ever notice the underdog always won in cdm?

>>95166101
Now this is a death match I can get behind.

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Crossover fighting thread?

>>95166101
>Be me
>Autistic
>15 years ago
>Parents wanted me to socialize
>Only at christian gatherings
>Am at a christian party
>Bored
>Wasn't allowed to watch Celebrity Deathmatch
>Dozen people watching TV
>It only had some crappy songs on
>Nothing else on
>Got remote
>Turn the channel to MTV
>Only 2 seconds before it was taken away and turned back
>Celebrity standing in the middle of ring
>Her steel tits immediately expand to YYY Cups in an attack
>Night was less bad

>>95166519
How though. Rick is actually fit and limber enough to physically fight people, while Farnsworth is so old and frail he can barely run away. If we assume this actually happens in the ring like in the show, then Farnsworth can't use any doomsday devices either without killing himself too, he's pretty much fucked.

>>95166713
As long as no one posts those awful death battles.

CD scared me as a kid

>>95166101
>And here we go with the first match!
>Miles is going all out at the start with a VenomBlast, but RiRi counters with literal plot armor!
>Oh my god, Nick, I haven't seen a horrifying bloodbath involving a Mexican this bad since America!
>That's right Johnny, and OHH! Williams just destroyed his eardrums with Bendis-Speakers on full blast!
>That's a terrible setback for Miles but he now has the advantage of not hearing the insanity of repeated dialogue!

>>95167304
>and now Miles has turned invisible, just like his hispanic heritage!

I think we're going to need to screencap this for future /co/ threads

>>95167439
>riri looking confused and sexual frustrated like most of her readers.

>>95166101
If Celebrity Deathmatch ever comes back it should be all about fictional characters, like the Beavis and Butthead fight. Fuck real-life celebrities.

>>95168623
Seriously who gives a fuck about famous people...
Oh wait, famous people do.
They can literally feed themselves into popularity and there's nothing we can do about it.

>>95168817
Not millenials apparently

>>95166101
>'Minority Autopsy Report.'
Should be 'Minority Coroner's Report.'

And then later the minority coroner comes out.

He's a white guy who's a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church, a tiny minority in the USA.

>>95166101

What really impresses me is how I could actually hear the dialogue in Nick and Johnny's voices.

>>95168451
Please?

>>95167395
>Doctor Whom

>>95166101
remind me again, which one's johnny and which one's nick

>>95170637
Nick Diamond is the one with a moustache

>>95168501
>We know the folks at home can't see Morales when he turns invisible, much like his book sales, but here at Celebrity Deathmatch we still have PredatorCam to show the viewers action of unseen fighters!
>Indeed we do, Johnny. And so does RiRi with a Stark tech detection mod!
>If only the women could find me like that
>Well the problem with that is you're white, and we all know how that's going with Marvel

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>>95170744
>We know the folks at home can't see Morales when he turns invisible, much like his book sales

>>95170744
>aunt flow on perminate stay?
>thats right Johnny and speaking of red looks like Riri's mod is having her update of the month!

>>95171430
>malfunctioning mod is nothing to scoff at nick.
>no but bendis is

>>95166748
Toon power.
Farnsworth will just like sleep through punches, and bumble through the fight to come out on top, and in the end will just shout, "Good news everyone, I remembered which pocket i keep my death ray in."

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>>95170637

>>95167395
>Kneel before whom?

Screencap?