This guy grabs your cock and says he's gonna eat it.

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>>95156348
let him go to town on my cock.

I see what's happening here

>>95156348
My cock's pretty big if it fits in his hand like that

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O TOAA, BY THE FLAMES OF THE FALTINE, BY THE SONS OF SATTANISH, BY THE HOARY HOSTS OF HOGGOTH, BY THE RUBY RINGS OF RAGGADORR, BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK, BY THE AGELESS VISHANTI, BY THE VAPORS OF VALTORR, BY THE EYE OF AGAMOTTO, DESTROY!

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I'M GONNA PUT DINNER ON THE TABLE

AND THEN HE'S GONNA EAT IT

>>95156484
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange

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>>95156348
I am crying this thread is so bad and so good at the same time, Fuck.
I love you all, keep going!

>>95156348
uhh.... thanks?

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Does he make it NUT?

Should I post it? You know the one

You can't stop the rock, can't stop the rock.

>>95156348
Beg him to suck his cokc

>>95157817
You don't even know how you feel, it's adorable

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This girl grabs your cock
What do?

>>95156348
"Thank you"

>>95158394
Inform her that she has awakened my ancestors.

>>95158394
but that's her cock

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>>95158428
"You're Welcome."

>>95158394
When she brings herself to climax does she scream "I AM MOAAANAAA"?

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>>95158437
No way, it's MY cock.

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>>95156348

BOAT SNACK!

>>95158525

She'd better.

SEE THE WHITE AS IT FLIES OVER ME, ITS SALTYYYYYY
AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOWS
HOW BIGS HIS LOOOOOOOAD
IF THE COCK IN MY MOUTH IS STILL HARD, HE'S STILL HORNY
THEN LET HIM BLOOOOOOW
IT DOWN MY THROAAAAAAAT

"And I'm going to love you. In mah BELLY."

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>Ha Ha okay okay
>I see what's happenin' yeah
>face to face with 10 fat inches and it's strange
>you don't even know how you feel
>well it's nice to see that humans never change
>open your thighs, let's begin
>yes it's Maui! Ease it in!
>I know it's a lot, the girth, the rod!
>when you're swallowing a demigod!

>>95162911
Hey you copied my post kek

>>95163070
Yeah it was good.

>>95164302
Don't be a bitch

>>95156474
I'm getting strong Clarissa vibes here.

Real talk, my cock is awful at keeping the chickens in a row so they keep wandering off and getting nabbed by foxes, and he's either flunked sex ed or he's sterile. I'm gonna have to buy a new one if I actually want my chickens to breed so hey whatever, go ahead.

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Tell him his movie ate cock as well

Thank you?

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good luck

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>>95169600
Whoops, wrong pic

>>95158052
chokes it